Post: Post your embarrassing erection stories here!
01-18-2011, 07:46 PM #1
Mr. DarkKV
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01-18-2011, 08:22 PM #11
Mr. DarkKV
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Originally posted by Botz View Post
Getting hard in church, not good not good.


LMFAO!... ahahaha

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01-18-2011, 08:24 PM #12
I haz a erection?
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01-18-2011, 08:40 PM #13
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
Originally posted by Mr.
I checked with MBO if this thread would be okay with forum rules, and its fine.

RULES BEFORE POSTING A STORY!



  1. No pics, OF ANY KIND!

If a mod feels like there should be another rule, please feel free to edit the post Smile

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So I'll start of the tread with my story..

So about a week ago one of my teachers (she's very hot) was taking the attendance register and she was bending over on to the desk to write on the register, so anyway you could fully see her boobs, because she was wearing a baggy top and no bra. So me being me, was staring at her boobs... and I get a hard one, then 1 min later she says "My name' I have a note for you here" So I had to get up, walk to the front of the class and take this note, and about 80% off the class saw including the teacher..
I felt like dieing at that moment.. It was SOOO embarrassing.

Anyway thats my story, whats yours!?




grab your dick like a man and squeeze on the main vain. if it doesnt go down in a minute, then go up there scratching your ankle.
01-18-2011, 08:53 PM #14
the stuff
League Champion
I hugged my Aunt and accidentally poked her.
01-18-2011, 09:06 PM #15
Mr.Kane
Greatness
7 year old sister almost walked in on me *doing it* but she went back to bed
01-18-2011, 09:12 PM #16
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
Originally posted by Mr.KANE View Post
7 year old sister almost walked in on me *doing it* but she went back to bed


Lol what? So you was 'doing it' and she what opened the your door halfway and then walled back to her bedroom? lol Eek
Sorry I'm confused.
01-18-2011, 09:13 PM #17
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Here is a weird one..
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
01-18-2011, 09:13 PM #18
xX____BMX____Xx
youtube.com/eggncheezy
Originally posted by Cudder View Post
I was in gym class with xX___BMX___Xx and he had a full erection and hit a wall. Luckily he only hurt his nose.


that would have been funny.....if i actually had a penis...no jk jk

my story is that i was sitting in class one time and we were presenting power points when i got a random boner. right when i got one the teacher called on me to present my power point. my excuse? i couldn't think of one so i just said i lost my voice. she believed me. lulz
01-18-2011, 09:15 PM #19
Mr.Kane
Greatness
Originally posted by Mr.
Lol what? So you was 'doing it' and she what opened the your door halfway and then walled back to her bedroom? lol Eek
Sorry I'm confused.


Yh, I should of made it more clear, but thats how it went. Scary shit.

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