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01-18-2011, 07:46 PM
#1
Mr. DarkKV
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01-18-2011, 09:20 PM
#20
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
Here is a weird one..
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
LOL Wow, if I was told to swim in a swimming pool nude I would tell the teacher to fu*k off.
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01-18-2011, 09:20 PM
#21
ZoneHD
Shiver do you lift?
Originally posted by Mr.KANE
7 year old sister almost walked in on me *doing it* but she went back to bed
My 8 year old bro Caught me doing it, well not me the porn and yeah your gonna guess whats gonna happen, hes gonna tell and when he does, my bags are packed
:On topic:
Yeah i get at least 17 boners everyday and they poke out weirdly and i gotta like hid it xDDD
Its hard btw when its that poking out xDD
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01-18-2011, 09:21 PM
#22
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
Originally posted by Xx
that would have been funny.....if i actually had a penis...no jk jk
my story is that i was sitting in class one time and we were presenting power points when i got a random boner. right when i got one the teacher called on me to present my power point. my excuse? i couldn't think of one so i just said i lost my voice. she believed me. lulz
my story is that i was sitting in class one time and we were presenting power points when i got a random boner. right when i got one the teacher called on me to present my power point. my excuse? i couldn't think of one so i just said i lost my voice. she believed me. lulz
LOL (I never knew you was back xD) At-least you didn't have to get up.
01-18-2011, 09:22 PM
#23
Cudder
Read My Mind
Originally posted by Xx
that would have been funny.....if i actually had a penis...no jk jk
my story is that i was sitting in class one time and we were presenting power points when i got a random boner. right when i got one the teacher called on me to present my power point. my excuse? i couldn't think of one so i just said i lost my voice. she believed me. lulz
my story is that i was sitting in class one time and we were presenting power points when i got a random boner. right when i got one the teacher called on me to present my power point. my excuse? i couldn't think of one so i just said i lost my voice. she believed me. lulz
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01-18-2011, 09:24 PM
#24
Mr.Kane
Greatness
Originally posted by ZoneHD
My 8 year old bro Caught me doing it, well not me the porn and yeah your gonna guess whats gonna happen, hes gonna tell and when he does, my bags are packed
:On topic:
Yeah i get at least 17 boners everyday and they poke out weirdly and i gotta like hid it xDDD
Its hard btw when its that poking out xDD
:On topic:
Yeah i get at least 17 boners everyday and they poke out weirdly and i gotta like hid it xDDD
Its hard btw when its that poking out xDD
I have been caught having huge tits saved on a family pc lol just blamed it on the cousin
01-18-2011, 09:24 PM
#25
Manxlad619
Hiya
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
Here is a weird one..
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
WTF is this school :wtf: A paedo school..... wait how old would you be what year? Sue the fuggin school for that shit man the teacher is probably :pedo:
01-18-2011, 09:32 PM
#26
xX____BMX____Xx
youtube.com/eggncheezy
Originally posted by Cudder
Yo looks who's back,
o man we sure did miss you,
use your premium wisely,
read the rules in the premium section to double check,
every time you leak you'll get an infraction,
and make sure to post up some links to free stuff!
Forget about what happened,
anybody could see you're a chnaged man,
good luck!
o man we sure did miss you,
use your premium wisely,
read the rules in the premium section to double check,
every time you leak you'll get an infraction,
and make sure to post up some links to free stuff!
Forget about what happened,
anybody could see you're a chnaged man,
good luck!
ok will do
btw nice acrostic poem :y:
---------- Post added at 04:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:31 PM ----------
Originally posted by Mr.
LOL (I never knew you was back xD) At-least you didn't have to get up.
at first i thought you said black and i was like
lol
01-18-2011, 09:37 PM
#27
alexs_
Bazinga!
Was in the back of the car with my girlfriend while her mum was driving and my girlfriend said to me, "I cant wait till we get in so we can doit"... which I thought she ment rumpty-pumpty-poodly-spice but then I remembered that we just came back from IKEA and bought a new set of drawers...
Anyway getting on to the point we had just arrived back at the house and her mum wanted me to carry the flat pack drawers to the house so I couldnt just sit there and let it go down so I had to come up with a genious plan... I did the ultimate manly man technique and stuck it up into my waistband in my trousers..
So I thought okay im on to a win win here... so all confident I grabbed the flat pack in front of her mum as she opened the boot, bent down to get it, straighting up, turned around and what happens... my piece pings from where it had been resting into an all saluting position!! So there I am standing in front of her mum holding a flat pack with a raging boner! So I dropped the flat pack and broke one of the boards as we found out when we got inside the house..!
Best day of my life!!
Anyway getting on to the point we had just arrived back at the house and her mum wanted me to carry the flat pack drawers to the house so I couldnt just sit there and let it go down so I had to come up with a genious plan... I did the ultimate manly man technique and stuck it up into my waistband in my trousers..
So I thought okay im on to a win win here... so all confident I grabbed the flat pack in front of her mum as she opened the boot, bent down to get it, straighting up, turned around and what happens... my piece pings from where it had been resting into an all saluting position!! So there I am standing in front of her mum holding a flat pack with a raging boner! So I dropped the flat pack and broke one of the boards as we found out when we got inside the house..!
Best day of my life!!
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01-18-2011, 09:42 PM
#28
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
Here is a weird one..
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
My first year of high school we swam naked in boys swim class. ( No shit, weird huh)
One class we were all in the pool and the teacher told everyone to get out( I swear that guy was a pervert).
Anyway, we were all lined up against the bleachers and this one kid refused to get out of the pool.
The teacher started yelling at him to get out and when he did he had a hard on and we all started laughing.
The teacher told him to get back in the pool but none of us would after that.
He claimed some of the girls were peeking through the girls locker room door.
The following year they went to Co-ed swim with bathing suits for all.
Never mind....
---------- Post added at 09:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:37 PM ----------
Originally posted by alexs
Was in the back of the car with my girlfriend while her mum was driving and my girlfriend said to me, "I cant wait till we get in so we can doit"... which I thought she ment rumpty-pumpty-poodly-spice but then I remembered that we just came back from IKEA and bought a new set of drawers...
Anyway getting on to the point we had just arrived back at the house and her mum wanted me to carry the flat pack drawers to the house so I couldnt just sit there and let it go down so I had to come up with a genious plan... I did the ultimate manly man technique and stuck it up into my waistband in my trousers..
So I thought okay im on to a win win here... so all confident I grabbed the flat pack in front of her mum as she opened the boot, bent down to get it, straighting up, turned around and what happens... my piece pings from where it had been resting into an all saluting position!! So there I am standing in front of her mum holding a flat pack with a raging boner! So I dropped the flat pack and broke one of the boards as we found out when we got inside the house..!
Best day of my life!!
Anyway getting on to the point we had just arrived back at the house and her mum wanted me to carry the flat pack drawers to the house so I couldnt just sit there and let it go down so I had to come up with a genious plan... I did the ultimate manly man technique and stuck it up into my waistband in my trousers..
So I thought okay im on to a win win here... so all confident I grabbed the flat pack in front of her mum as she opened the boot, bent down to get it, straighting up, turned around and what happens... my piece pings from where it had been resting into an all saluting position!! So there I am standing in front of her mum holding a flat pack with a raging boner! So I dropped the flat pack and broke one of the boards as we found out when we got inside the house..!
Best day of my life!!
LMFAO I ACTUALLY LOL'
I've just remembered something similar that happened too me
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