Post: Post your embarrassing erection stories here!
01-18-2011, 07:46 PM #1
Mr. DarkKV
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01-19-2011, 03:26 AM #47
lolwhut
Do a barrel roll!
Hahahaha ok...what's the point? Do you WANT to get a giant boner in class?
Cause it's not like it's accomplishing anything...you can't just whip it our cause you're bored of math.
01-19-2011, 03:38 AM #48
Shootprado
Newton Nation 1
Porn in class =

No doing work :y:
lots of fun :y:

All turns out to be a :y:
01-19-2011, 04:42 AM #49
Originally posted by lolwhut View Post
Hahahaha ok...what's the point? Do you WANT to get a giant boner in class?
Cause it's not like it's accomplishing anything...you can't just whip it our cause you're bored of math.


In my school you can... Eek
01-19-2011, 04:51 AM #50
Originally posted by Luse View Post
In my school you can... Eek


lol not at my school man
1. the wifis got a pass
2. every site is blocked
3. cant bypass because words proxy, ip, etc are blocked (got them blocked when I tried to use a proxy in 4th grade lolol)
4. they watch what your doing
lol you can still access the sites though just by clicking the "cached" link on google XD noobs
01-19-2011, 04:52 AM #51
Originally posted by treyb14 View Post
lol not at my school man
1. the wifis got a pass
2. every site is blocked
3. cant bypass because words proxy, ip, etc are blocked (got them blocked when I tried to use a proxy in 4th grade lolol)
4. they watch what your doing
lol you can still access the sites though just by clicking the "cached" link on google XD noobs


Yea I was kidding we can't even go on the "Cached" links either :(
01-19-2011, 05:01 AM #52
TheRandomGuy128
Hates Grammar Nazis
First one is on me well I hope you guys know Freak dancing so I was getting it on with you know a fine lady and I instantly popped one and considering how they go all crazy on your package I found it embarrassing after 3rd girl my "junk" just got used to it (school dances FTW!!!)
2nd my friend and I had tennis practice and we were on our little 10 min. break my friend is talking to this girl next thing we know the coach is calling him over and he says no no no then the coach gets pissed and he finally goes up to him he comes walking bending forward everyone cracked up later on I asked him wth was the boner about and he told me the girl grabbed his racket and did erotic motions with her hands on the grip (The girl was smoking so I dont blame him.)
01-19-2011, 05:17 AM #53
Sir
Reeferlution
Originally posted by Mercury
Idk is she? You judge?

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Well, my story is I was trollin the NGU forums and Mercury posted this picture of his girlfriend and I got a massive boner Winky Winky

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01-19-2011, 05:18 AM #54
oilers664
Chea Bro
Well not really a boner story, and its not mine but I was there and it was funniest shit ever. So we were in the computer lab, and this girl in my class was bending over helping another girl out, this guy in my class goes behind her and pretends to finger her and bang her from behind (She didn't notice) and while he is doing this the RAPIST teacher of our school walks into the classroom with a video camera, and everyone thinks he was like filming it or something but he actually got the guy who was doing all that shit in trouble, lmao.
01-19-2011, 05:25 AM #55
jml
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by xxzero26xx View Post
Well one time I was playin with jamal and darkv i don't think you guys would know darkv but anyways jamal said he had a hard one and wanted to put it in darkv lol


<3 Lmaoo.
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