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01-18-2011, 07:46 PM
#1
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
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01-22-2011, 04:01 AM
#76
Millz
Worth the Weight
XD. I would usually ignore these threads, but I have a story.
Woke up in the morning with a boner. Now, I would usually just curl up in a ball and wait for it to die down, but I was impatient. I threw my covers off and saw my Mom looking at me pushing down on my pants to get it to die down. I was just like
. She started at me funny and walked away, then later that day she asked me if I go on "inappropriate" websites, again, I was like . I calmly said, "No". And that was that... An awkward day for me.
Woke up in the morning with a boner. Now, I would usually just curl up in a ball and wait for it to die down, but I was impatient. I threw my covers off and saw my Mom looking at me pushing down on my pants to get it to die down. I was just like
. She started at me funny and walked away, then later that day she asked me if I go on "inappropriate" websites, again, I was like . I calmly said, "No". And that was that... An awkward day for me.
01-22-2011, 06:40 PM
#78
Mr. DarkKV
League Champion
Originally posted by ResistTheSun
Gym class showers
First time i used them and boner time
What was odd most guys in that shower had one :confused:
Next one.....
English had a boner got up to let a girl pass me and well it moved so you could see it more.
Couple mins later she asked me if i touched her ass or not
One more.....
Just got up had a boner was in my PJs no hiding the bad boy. Family came in asked if i could help pack some stuff away.
Went around the back of the sofa in the band it goes. Last bag on the way to the door came loose and hit it on the door.
First time i used them and boner time
What was odd most guys in that shower had one :confused:
Next one.....
English had a boner got up to let a girl pass me and well it moved so you could see it more.
Couple mins later she asked me if i touched her ass or not
One more.....
Just got up had a boner was in my PJs no hiding the bad boy. Family came in asked if i could help pack some stuff away.
Went around the back of the sofa in the band it goes. Last bag on the way to the door came loose and hit it on the door.
LMAO was the girl hot?
---------- Post added at 06:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:37 PM ----------
Originally posted by treyb14
lol not at my school man
1. the wifis got a pass
2. every site is blocked
3. cant bypass because words proxy, ip, etc are blocked (got them blocked when I tried to use a proxy in 4th grade lolol)
4. they watch what your doing
lol you can still access the sites though just by clicking the "cached" link on google XD noobs
1. the wifis got a pass
2. every site is blocked
3. cant bypass because words proxy, ip, etc are blocked (got them blocked when I tried to use a proxy in 4th grade lolol)
4. they watch what your doing
lol you can still access the sites though just by clicking the "cached" link on google XD noobs
I don't use my schools WiFi or PC's to watch porn, I just go on the internet on my iPhone with 3G.
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01-26-2011, 03:12 AM
#80
Cobra-D
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I never really had an embarrassing moment with one. However, to day was a close one. At work while wait for things to begin one of my coworkers was standing so I decided to give her a massage cause she likes them and I like giving girls massages. Two problems though, one we work at a health care facility so we wear scrubs which me you can't hide and two I just happen to really like her. So as I give her a massage in the middle of the room, I can feel it grow bigger each second, I saw the closest chair and leaped to sit down befor emy little buddy could be seen. IT was really a close call
01-26-2011, 04:12 AM
#81
MURJACK
R.I.P Soap Mactavish
Lol I have alot of funny moments.....one of my best moments is every day in english class this year cuz my english teacher is so fine.....So its really akward when she calls on me cuz all the time I am just checking her out wanting to do things to her! There also was another time I tried exiting a porn website on my computer because I heard my dad coming downstairs but the page wuldnt close-_____-. But the best moment of all was watching a girl a year younger then me continue to feel and touch her boobs for like an hour made me so hard.
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