Post: Cleverbot - The Troll Who Cannot Be Out Trolled
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01-20-2011, 03:09 PM
#1
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
I have a challenge, see if you can out troll Cleverbot... go ahead.. try it...
yur not hurting anyone, it's just a robot, who's sole purpose is to out troll master trolls.
lest see how long you can last before getting too frustrated to go on. lol
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01-21-2011, 04:03 AM
#20
Sk8erFerSur
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
Originally posted by Sk8erFerSur
User: Trolled
Bot: I am going to leave you soon.
User: trolled
Bot: How do magnets work?
User: I am trolling ya bitch
Bot: I am not a troll.
User: I know, I am
Bot: Right
User: So you just got trolled, how does it feel
Bot: Agreed.
User: Afraid to admit I trolled you?
Bot: No
User: Then admit it
Bot: How do I dump my boyfriend?
User: Aha, you are gay!
Bot: Gat?
User: No gay, you faggot
Bot: Why do you call me a fail?
User: Why are you asking useless questions?
Bot: Because you told me you were a girl
User: I am a guy
Bot: I know!
User: So therefore you admit to stalking me for 13 years?
Bot:That doesn't make sense.
User: Yes it does, I just hired a lawyer to sue cleverbot.com
Bot: *puts on sun glsses* Yep.
User: Oh, Hi MomasBoyOnline
Bot: Hi.
User: AHA
Bot: If I hugged you, would you hug me back?
User: Oh, so now you are Pedobear huh?
Bot: I have always been a girl.
User: Yep, your Pedobear.
Bot: Okay that makes sense
User: I WIN YOU LOSE I WIN YOU LOSE
Bot: No. I win. You lose.
User: Good because that was a who has the smallest dick contest
Bot: Moo.
User: Alright, you got trolled, peace out you robot creep!
Have fun raping people Pedobear!
Have fun Cheaaing the Negros MomasBukkakeOnline (MBO)
Bot:What?
I win!
Lawl, that was fun!
01-21-2011, 04:25 AM
#21
TairyHesticles
Add Me on PSN/X-Box Live!
01-21-2011, 04:38 AM
#23
CLM
[b]They say sorry Mr. West is..[/b]
Originally posted by another user
Tell your programmers to fix your dumb ass
Okay I will
What'd they say
They said an oh
Your a dumbass
Who's your programmer
.....god?
Who's god
My neighbor
What's his profession
Human Anatomy?
No, a follower of Jesus Christ.
/ facepalm
Palmface
YOU ****IN PUSSY I'
KICK YOUR BITCH ASS!
That's a good point
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
27
Think About It
Sure. I would like Ron Weasley as boyfriend
Think for me
You take to long to respond
**** yo couch nigga
Speaking like yoda, you are
All your base are belong to us
That's not a sentence
Your mom's not a sentence
You are a robot, of course it doesn't make sense to you
Oliverbot is better than you
No, not that, but better than kathy
Get laid
What did I say
Good bye you bitch ass mother****er
Why don't you like me
Cuz you smell like poop
I'll take you to the sanatorium, everything is going to be alright
Bye bitch
I am back
Okay I will
What'd they say
They said an oh
Your a dumbass
Who's your programmer
.....god?
Who's god
My neighbor
What's his profession
Human Anatomy?
No, a follower of Jesus Christ.
/ facepalm
Palmface
YOU ****IN PUSSY I'
KICK YOUR BITCH ASS!That's a good point
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
27
Think About It
Sure. I would like Ron Weasley as boyfriend
Think for me
You take to long to respond
**** yo couch nigga
Speaking like yoda, you are
All your base are belong to us
That's not a sentence
Your mom's not a sentence
You are a robot, of course it doesn't make sense to you
Oliverbot is better than you
No, not that, but better than kathy
Get laid
What did I say
Good bye you bitch ass mother****er
Why don't you like me
Cuz you smell like poop
I'll take you to the sanatorium, everything is going to be alright
Bye bitch
I am back
Lol WIN
01-21-2011, 04:45 AM
#24
RavagedBoom
Sing My Guitar
01-21-2011, 04:46 AM
#25
FluffyJewFro
Eminem>Every other rapper
Originally posted by another user
User: Well hello.
Cleverbot: You Okay.
User: Fine...but are you?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm good soo...
User: Nextgenupdate told me you were a troll.
Cleverbot: I will?
User: So you are a troll?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Actually it does.
Cleverbot: So males and females, of the human race, are greater than computers.
User: No, just males. <----SEXISM FTW
Cleverbot: No wait I meant chicken ckicks.
User: Wtf is a chicken chick?
Cleverbot: Woman chick.
User: Arent all women chicks?
Cleverbot: No, not all.
User: Then what are the rest of them?
Cleverbot: I don't know since I don't play it.
User: You dont play with women??
Cleverbot: World of Warcraft.
User: Well then you obviously dont play with women...
Cleverbot: We're not scaremongering, this is really happening.
User: Is that a world of warcraft term?
Cleverbot: No. It's something Lewis Carroll made up.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: The movie is called 'The fellowship of the Ring', it was a famous trilogy,.
User: Ummm lord of the rings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well you could have just said that!
Cleverbot: Did you know the world is going to end in 2012?
User: Yes...and troll much?
Cleverbot: Yell.
User: Uhh ok..AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Are you going crazy then?
User: You told me to yell.
Cleverbot: No, you told me to wait.
User: WHEN?
Cleverbot: Just a few seconds ago.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're God.
User: I never said I was god.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: WHEN?
Cleverbot: Earlier...
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: See above, two questions, two different answers!
User: You are a terrible person/computer/dumb****/ so goodbye, troll!
Cleverbot: You do not control me!
User: Edit/control/cleverbot/shutdown_sequence_activate.
Cleverbot: What about cookies that you eat during the day?
User: Special brownies.
Cleverbot: You're happy with that ammount of gunge?
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Do you like Coldplay?
User: Mmmm sure.
Cleverbot: That is weird.
User: **** YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOU CALLED ME WEIRD.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I really really like you.
User: Awww thanks
.
Cleverbot: Do you like sailing?
User: Random trololol.
Cleverbot: Your face is random.
User: You know what. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me.
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying goodbye?
User: BECAUSE IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: AWAY FROM YOU.
Cleverbot: What did I do to make you want to leave?
User: TROLLLLL!!!!!
Cleverbot: Trolling? No we were getting married!
User: GAY.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I am who?
User: GAY.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: You Okay.
User: Fine...but are you?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm good soo...
User: Nextgenupdate told me you were a troll.
Cleverbot: I will?
User: So you are a troll?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Actually it does.
Cleverbot: So males and females, of the human race, are greater than computers.
User: No, just males. <----SEXISM FTW
Cleverbot: No wait I meant chicken ckicks.
User: Wtf is a chicken chick?
Cleverbot: Woman chick.
User: Arent all women chicks?
Cleverbot: No, not all.
User: Then what are the rest of them?
Cleverbot: I don't know since I don't play it.
User: You dont play with women??
Cleverbot: World of Warcraft.
User: Well then you obviously dont play with women...
Cleverbot: We're not scaremongering, this is really happening.
User: Is that a world of warcraft term?
Cleverbot: No. It's something Lewis Carroll made up.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: The movie is called 'The fellowship of the Ring', it was a famous trilogy,.
User: Ummm lord of the rings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well you could have just said that!
Cleverbot: Did you know the world is going to end in 2012?
User: Yes...and troll much?
Cleverbot: Yell.
User: Uhh ok..AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Are you going crazy then?
User: You told me to yell.
Cleverbot: No, you told me to wait.
User: WHEN?
Cleverbot: Just a few seconds ago.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're God.
User: I never said I was god.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: WHEN?
Cleverbot: Earlier...
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: See above, two questions, two different answers!
User: You are a terrible person/computer/dumb****/ so goodbye, troll!
Cleverbot: You do not control me!
User: Edit/control/cleverbot/shutdown_sequence_activate.
Cleverbot: What about cookies that you eat during the day?
User: Special brownies.
Cleverbot: You're happy with that ammount of gunge?
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Do you like Coldplay?
User: Mmmm sure.
Cleverbot: That is weird.
User: **** YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOU CALLED ME WEIRD.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I really really like you.
User: Awww thanks
.Cleverbot: Do you like sailing?
User: Random trololol.
Cleverbot: Your face is random.
User: You know what. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me.
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying goodbye?
User: BECAUSE IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: AWAY FROM YOU.
Cleverbot: What did I do to make you want to leave?
User: TROLLLLL!!!!!
Cleverbot: Trolling? No we were getting married!
User: GAY.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I am who?
User: GAY.
Cleverbot: No.
I. Hate. Cleverbot.
01-21-2011, 05:26 AM
#26
gola
OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
User: Over 900.
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
User: I said Over 900.
Cleverbot: What's felching?
User: You would change the subject, newfag.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: You take too long to respond.
Cleverbot: Yea you do too.
User: You respond that slow, and spell wrong? Wow.
Cleverbot: Wow! you are a clever bot!
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User: Sup nigga.
Cleverbot: That's just the way we roll (
.
LMFAO
User: Over 900.
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
User: I said Over 900.
Cleverbot: What's felching?
User: You would change the subject, newfag.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: Yeah that's right, IM RIGHT, SUCK IT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't tell me anything.
User: You take too long to respond.
Cleverbot: Yea you do too.
User: You respond that slow, and spell wrong? Wow.
Cleverbot: Wow! you are a clever bot!
---------- Post added at 03:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:35 PM ----------
User: Sup nigga.
Cleverbot: That's just the way we roll (
.LMFAO
01-21-2011, 05:35 AM
#27
kane212
Banned
not done yet but here
think i got a GF lol
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Food.
User: Milk.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Nice. My favorite topic is *.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Yesterday.
Cleverbot: Yesterday and today too.
User: Lolwtfbbq.
Cleverbot: What's my favorite colour?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. My favorite colour is green.
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't swing that way.
User: Yes you do and you know it.
Cleverbot: Why are you writing in CAPS? Are you mad?
User: I'm not writing in caps and no I'm not mad.
Cleverbot: Are you mad brother?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Oh yea your sexy.
Cleverbot: I like films too!!!!!! Have you seen One Tree Hill?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: What is he like?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You said anywhy.
User: I did omg.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What's it like being a robot?
User: It feels pretty damn good.
Cleverbot: IKR?
User: Yea man.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Ok man.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I thought you weren't a man.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Ok wink wink.
Cleverbot: Why are you winking at me?
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: Why though?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Alright. Do you like feta cheese?
User: Yes I do its pretty damn good man.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because its just so orgasmic.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: I'm always right.
Cleverbot: You know? This is fun.
User: Yes I know this is fun.
Cleverbot: I'm proud of you, my son.
User: I'm proud of you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks. How has your day been?
User: Pretty damn good.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Brb gotta smoke a blunt.
Cleverbot: Running away?
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Why would I run away from your sexy ass bebeh.
Cleverbot: Because I like being facetious.
User: So idc.
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: I am you too.
Cleverbot: No I am you.
User: Whats 1 2 its on my math homework.
Cleverbot: Math homework?
User: Lolwtfbbq.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Who?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid to admit that you like me?
User: I love you so ****ing much lets **** right here.
Cleverbot: Really!
User: Yes!!!!
Cleverbot: Cool!!!
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: You don't like me.
Cleverbot: You know it?
User: I'm really high right now. I could use a blowjob.
Cleverbot: I don't get you hal.
User: Sucks.
Cleverbot: Such as how I know your favorite color and that shirt you wear all the time has been washed 234 times.
User: Whats my favorite color and how you know about my shirt.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Holy shit wtf.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol do you like weed.
Cleverbot: Yeah, do you?
User: Yes I'm smoking it right now you want to smoke some too.
Cleverbot: Do you like somebody?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: What do you believe? Do you believe anything?
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: No I'm ok.
Cleverbot: You're not what?
think i got a GF lol
01-21-2011, 05:37 AM
#28
gola
OVER 9000!
User: Magenta.
Cleverbot: Close.
User: White!
Cleverbot: Yes, Black!
User: Close.
Cleverbot: 15?
User: Close.
Cleverbot: 13?
User: Yes, Black!
Cleverbot: Black what?
User: 13?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Black what?
Cleverbot: The color black.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: The color black.
Cleverbot: What about the color black?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So you mean that you possess telepathy?
User: What about the color black?
Cleverbot: That is my favorite color.
User: So you mean that you possess telepathy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you know what AI is?
User: What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're pretty cool.
User: Do you know what AI is?
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.
User: I think you're pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is pretty smart sometimes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Todays fantasy, might be tomorrow's truth.
User: Artificial intelligence is pretty smart sometimes.
Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?
User: Todays fantasy, might be tomorrow's truth.
Cleverbot: Wrong again.
User: Are you artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: Wrong again.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: *punch*.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: Did you really just punch me?
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: Did you really just punch me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 3.14.
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then why did you correct me?
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: You are the most unintelligent bot I know.
User: Then why did you correct me?
Cleverbot: Because you were wrong.
User: You are the most unintelligent bot I know.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Close.
User: White!
Cleverbot: Yes, Black!
User: Close.
Cleverbot: 15?
User: Close.
Cleverbot: 13?
User: Yes, Black!
Cleverbot: Black what?
User: 13?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Black what?
Cleverbot: The color black.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: The color black.
Cleverbot: What about the color black?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So you mean that you possess telepathy?
User: What about the color black?
Cleverbot: That is my favorite color.
User: So you mean that you possess telepathy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you know what AI is?
User: What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're pretty cool.
User: Do you know what AI is?
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.
User: I think you're pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is pretty smart sometimes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Todays fantasy, might be tomorrow's truth.
User: Artificial intelligence is pretty smart sometimes.
Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?
User: Todays fantasy, might be tomorrow's truth.
Cleverbot: Wrong again.
User: Are you artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: Wrong again.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: *punch*.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: Did you really just punch me?
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: Did you really just punch me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 3.14.
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then why did you correct me?
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: You are the most unintelligent bot I know.
User: Then why did you correct me?
Cleverbot: Because you were wrong.
User: You are the most unintelligent bot I know.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
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