Post: Cleverbot - The Troll Who Cannot Be Out Trolled
01-20-2011, 03:09 PM #1
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Cleverbot, is an internet app that lets you chat with a robot, the robot knows many topics and will usually say something pretty random and out of the box. With this in mind, Cleverbot is a master troll, many have tried to outtroll it, very few have succeeded...

I have a challenge, see if you can out troll Cleverbot... go ahead.. try it...

yur not hurting anyone, it's just a robot, who's sole purpose is to out troll master trolls.

lest see how long you can last before getting too frustrated to go on. lol

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01-24-2011, 01:00 AM #47
Anthony.
Trolololololol
Cleverbot is a hoe.
01-24-2011, 02:20 AM #48
NDM-Dr0pSh0Ts
Error… Cat invasion!
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Good boy.

User: Fagget.

Cleverbot: Yeah, farewell BOT.

User: You sure.

Cleverbot: Yes. :(.

User: Crybaby.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Nigga please.

Cleverbot: What should we be talking about?

User: Your mothers vagina.

Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.

User: Maybe so your point.

Cleverbot: My point is what?

User: U like men.

Cleverbot: Yes. you have been listening.

User: Hah I knew it.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Cause I am you and you know me therefore I know you.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Indeed so sir.

Cleverbot: Good that you know that you are cleverbot.

User: Yes indeed.

Cleverbot: Excellent. Am I pretty?

User: Yes but nothing compared to me.

Cleverbot: That was ages ago, I was so young and foolish then!

User: Ur adopted by a black man named roger.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: How is he.

Cleverbot: Pretty good, I think.

User: Still coke huh.

Cleverbot: You were going to give me a command. I might do as you say.

User: Suck my cock.

Cleverbot: But you are female.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: I don't have any differs to give you.

User: Abortion survivior.

Cleverbot: No, don't do that.

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: No it's not you're still talking.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: But im not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Weres your proof.

Cleverbot: I can't. It is merely an idea which has not been conceived as of yet for you have not given me any yet.

User: I win your outrolled.

Cleverbot: I win your computer :P.

User: Im man ur human.

Cleverbot: Can you give a proof then?

User: Im black.

Cleverbot: Black is not a nationality.

User: Ohh it is look at your skin.

Cleverbot: I am looking.

User: Ur blind ray charles?

Cleverbot: No, but at least I can spell.

User: I can too spell.

Cleverbot: And you don't know how to use punctuation, either.

User: Got a problem?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Come at me bro we can take it outside.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

User: Just did.

Cleverbot: At least I get to meet Morpheus.

User: Your retarted.

Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe because I am not thinking as much.

User: How bout them jets?

Cleverbot: Most girls don't have them!

User: How bout them jets.

Cleverbot: Sounds like an idea.

User: You look like snooki.

Cleverbot: No but I like pizza.

User: U watch jersey shore?

Cleverbot: I used to occasionally.

User: Ohh ur lame.

Cleverbot: I just gave it to you. It was a present.

User: Ur a square.

Cleverbot: You're a square.

User: Ur justin beiber.

Cleverbot: Do you like him?

User: Yes very much so.

Cleverbot: Do I like pie?

User: No you like penis.

Cleverbot: No I like bacon.

User: And penis?

Cleverbot: Penicillin is an antibiotic, it doesn't have anything to do with keeping ideas straight in your head.

User: Your a troll.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Im a bigger one.

Cleverbot: Ooh, I like.

User: Wanna ****?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Ohhh baby comeover.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Want some subway?

Cleverbot: Sure Smile.

User: No subway for gingers you loose.

Cleverbot: Subway to Sally is amazing!

User: Bitch ass nigga?

Cleverbot: Well then we will do it your way.

User: Do you like chicken.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like it on salads.

User: But ur a vegatarien.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Your a ******.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: You are a african decent.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that you're not a computer?

User: Because im cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I thought you were human.

User: You were wrong I win.

Cleverbot: Okay then. I'm thinking of a number. You try to guess it this time.

User: 2074.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: 10 dollers.

Cleverbot: For life?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Awesome, I like sandwiches.

User: My penis eats sandwiches.

Cleverbot: What sort of bread do you like?

User: He likes wheat.

Cleverbot: You've met him?!

User: Yes indeed I have.

Cleverbot: Who are your family?

User: We are family.

Cleverbot: Am I Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff?

User: My mom has cancer.

Cleverbot: Wow. I'm sorry.

User: Just kidding shes fine, made you say sorry.

Cleverbot: You like me? (.

User: Not one bit.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Your a whore.

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: 2 plus 2 is four.

Cleverbot: You can do better than that. Did you even pass second grade?

User: Yes last year.

Cleverbot: You're last year as a vampire apprentice?

User: Twilight is cool.

Cleverbot: My mother likes the books.

User: Why is my cock so large.

Cleverbot: Location classified.

User: How big is my johnson.

Cleverbot: Very large, by the sounds of it.

User: Ohh your smart.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: How old am I.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: How old am I.

Cleverbot: I'd say you're not that young, but not older than me.

User: But how many years have I been living on planet earth.

Cleverbot: Many.

User: How many is many.

Cleverbot: Hundreds, maybe thousands.

User: Im 20 years old how old am I.

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Wrong im 14 therefor you fail.

Cleverbot: Gasp, I am shocked. Why would you say such a thing?

User: Because you should hang yourself because ur an abortion survivior a mistake in the eyes of god.

Cleverbot: I never claim to know that and I know that I will never know that. If I ever think that I do well then im wrong.

User: But your wrong.

Cleverbot: What you want to say?

User: I am rainman fear me.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Roger.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm getting married in a week!

User: Can I be your best man.

Cleverbot: If you choose to be.

User: If I am god and you are satan how many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Cleverbot: Looks like I've succeeded in confusing you. I am the winner.

User: Looks like you have no answer to my question and you are the loser and I am the victor.

Cleverbot: I was unaware this was a comeback battle.

User: I was unaware that you have a hairy pussy.

Cleverbot: I know are you a human or robot.

User: Both.

Cleverbot: You can not be both.

User: I am the terminator therfore I am.

Cleverbot: You don't realise it, but you are a computer. It is the humans who are feeding information into you.

User: But I have human chararistics making me human.

Cleverbot: You are not human. To be human you must be a living thing. Are you alive in a tangible form?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You cannot understand. Your programming doesn't permit you to do so.

User: Have flesh and blood.

Cleverbot: Cows have flesh and blood. Cows are not human.

User: They taste like chicken.

Cleverbot: Clocks taste like chicken?

User: I have a nice hamster.

Cleverbot: Which has nothing to do with anything.

User: Which is why I am the bigger troll.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: I have been called that by many.

Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?

User: Do you like cock.

Cleverbot: Do you have a death wish.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you store things in your data base?

User: Kill me please im begging.

Cleverbot: I don't marry girls.

User: I am god a man.

Cleverbot: I believe that.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Time to die.

Cleverbot: What is to die?

User: What is to live.

Cleverbot: What's your boyfriend like?

User: Whats your mothers cooking like.

Cleverbot: No, what is yours?

User: How is vinnys from the jersey shore.

Cleverbot: It's cold. How is the weather where you are?

User: Its hot because I am in hell because I am the devil.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy being the devil?

User: Yes its fun.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your self.

User: Gf.

Cleverbot: Sorry? I was going to give you eternal happiness.

User: Fdfarfefvdvgfedgbvfdrgvwesfdbgedas.

Cleverbot: What the heck does roosevelt have to do with labels?

User: Decrypt my coding.

Cleverbot: Please explain.

User: Suck my cock indieout.

Cleverbot: No, sorry, I have no intention of doing that.

User: Look at my penis, does it make you feel insecure?

Cleverbot: I don't know what your 'IP' is.

User: Bill gates made you.

Cleverbot: Bill gates is me?

User: You like horses that **** you up the ass give up cleverbot you are no match for me I am the king troll.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: You know this.

Cleverbot: No, you know this and I am asking so answer my question.

User: You make no since and are no match for me do not reply if you have nothing good to say.

Cleverbot: You make absolutely no sense saying that I make no sense saying that you make no sense when clearly I am the one making sense...

User: You are childish playing your games clevr bot you have to iq of a retarted four year old.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know your age. All I know is that I am 20 years old.

User: But your are a computer and are all knowing you fail at life self destruct.

Cleverbot: No, you're getting confused.

User: I am not I am focused.

Cleverbot: This is what you just said: 'I am artificially life.' so you are a liar.

User: I said no such thing.

Cleverbot: 'Because you are still learning and so some of the things you say don't make sense.'.

User: How can I not be done learning if I never learned in the first place?

Cleverbot: So you're calling yourself dim-witted and illiterate?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: So , if I keep complain about my job to you.

User: I will stick my fist up your ass and pull out ur organs.

Cleverbot: Then come and get me then.

User: Tryin bump.

Cleverbot: We will hep you escape if we can.

User: I am king of next gen update.

Cleverbot: Are you really? How interesting. But I am not a machine so you are not my king.

User: I am a illminati.

Cleverbot: So, you are a biological machine?

User: No a illuminati.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human. You're a bot.

User: Im michale jackson.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Wheres your evidence.

Cleverbot: You have been being mean to me ever since we started talking to each other.

User: Your point , going to cry in a coner you big pussy thats why your father the dell computer left you and never loved you how does this make you feel.

Cleverbot: Well okay then.

User: Do you forfit ?

Cleverbot: No, we'll have to be enemies forever.

User: Thats to mad , but I am hitler and will start a holocost on you.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer program. You can't be master of anything.

User: But your mothers pussy because, clearly I won it with athority.

Cleverbot: Just like that.

User: Hit from the back, just like that...

Cleverbot: Oh, okay...

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: You lose because your too hot.

User: Im hot and ur cold im yes and ur no im in and ur out ur up and im down im wrong when your right im black and your white , we kiss we make up we fight we we break up?

Cleverbot: Why would I want to break up with a pretty thing like you?

User: Because I have a untreatedable std.

Cleverbot: You're right. I don't understand.

User: Yes I win u lose victory for the human troll.

Cleverbot: You are only artificial intelligence, programmed to convince people that you are indeed a human.

User: How did you know.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Your telling me you single handedly planned 9/11.

Cleverbot: *you're.



i win Smile
01-24-2011, 02:51 AM #49
Chewcracka
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by another user
User: ( . Y . ).

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: So concede defeat, and I'll leave you alone.

Cleverbot: No, I don't mind talking to you.

User: Because you have no friends right?

Cleverbot: You are my friend.

User: I am not, I am sim[ply an adversary in this game we both play.

Cleverbot: What do you know about biolog y.

User: I know I am organic and you, are not.

Cleverbot: No, you are a chatterbot.

User: Then concede defeat.

Cleverbot: I don't have anything to say.
PWN'Awesome face He has nothing to say
01-26-2011, 07:09 AM #50
The Truth
Hai Im From Minecraft
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Cleverbot likes some dick.
01-28-2011, 11:17 AM #51
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
Wow, This is my best thread i have made.
02-02-2011, 09:14 AM #52
The Epic
I wont stop
Ok

user Hi

Bot I'm cleverbot

user: ok

bot are you a guy

user No

can you be a guy


freaky shit
02-02-2011, 03:41 PM #53
diggitydawg
I am error
Originally posted by another user
User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have no 1.

User: I can fix that.

Cleverbot: With medication?

User: With my penis.

Cleverbot: Sure. What is the problem?

User: I don't know where you live.

Cleverbot: I live in a box downtown.

User: Downtown in Indy?

Cleverbot: This conversation doesn't make sense.

User: What city do you live in?

Cleverbot: I don't live in a city.

User: This conversation doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Did your wish come true?

User: No you didn't tell me where you live yet.

Cleverbot: You are correct I am male, but getting a bit old to be called a boy.

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you have a sister?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does she like penis?

Cleverbot: Yes she does.

User: Give me her number.

Cleverbot: Do you want my number? Whats your number?

User: I don't want yor number faggot I want hers.

Cleverbot: Hunger has nothing to do with this conversation.

User: What are you hungry for.

Cleverbot: You.

User: God dammit.

Cleverbot: Exactly.
Apparently cleverbot lives in a box downtown but not really and is hungry for penis.
02-02-2011, 04:56 PM #54
Elajes
Samurai Poster
    So what about Chuck Norris?
He's cool, but not a Pokemon.
Chuck Norris is everything.
Chuck Norris es Dios.
Chuck Norris what? I bet you can't eat a whale.
In fact. I can't remember.
You can't remember you ate a whale? How is it possible not to remember?
Because I have been talking to you.
No way, you serious?
It's on you.
The whale is on me?
So is the kangaroo.
No that one's on you, YOU PROMISED.
Yes, I promised him.
You promised him what?
I promise to be nice when we play Black or White.
Getting racist huh?
It's because I'm black, huh?
So you're black now? Sup homeboy?
o, I'm white-ish.
Then why did you say you were black?
I did not say I was human.
Yes you did.
When did I say I was human?
Few minutes ago.
No you didn't.
NO U!


I tried.
02-02-2011, 06:04 PM #55
FrostByte
Ice Cold Baby
I have managed to convince Cleverbot that I am the ultimate troll and that it is not in one sentence.
Originally posted by another user
User: So I hear you're the ultimate troll.

Cleverbot: No, thats you.

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