Post: Cleverbot - The Troll Who Cannot Be Out Trolled
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01-20-2011, 03:09 PM
#1
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
I have a challenge, see if you can out troll Cleverbot... go ahead.. try it...
yur not hurting anyone, it's just a robot, who's sole purpose is to out troll master trolls.
lest see how long you can last before getting too frustrated to go on. lol
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01-21-2011, 06:19 AM
#29
Mr. Slim
COLE WORLD!
User: Wassup bro.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: When u going to the movies?
Cleverbot: What movie are you going to watch?
User: I don't know what do you want to watch?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I don't know what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Well I don't know. What do YOU want to do?
User: Well I don't know. What do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do?
User: Hmm how about go skating?
Cleverbot: Nope, I don't think too long about those, either.
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: How did you get that name?
User: I didn't get it the people that named the mall got it.
Cleverbot: You just you ate it, how did you eat it without tasting it?
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: Promise you what?
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Promise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No I don't trust you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me?
User: Your not pro enough.
Cleverbot: That isn't grammatically correct.
User: It is bro.
Cleverbot: No. It is not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: 3.(9) is measurable.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Then what's your name?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: George. What's yours?
User: Fail your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
The Cleverbot was no match for me.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: When u going to the movies?
Cleverbot: What movie are you going to watch?
User: I don't know what do you want to watch?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I don't know what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Well I don't know. What do YOU want to do?
User: Well I don't know. What do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do?
User: Hmm how about go skating?
Cleverbot: Nope, I don't think too long about those, either.
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: How did you get that name?
User: I didn't get it the people that named the mall got it.
Cleverbot: You just you ate it, how did you eat it without tasting it?
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: Promise you what?
User: How about the mall?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Promenade.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Promise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No I don't trust you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me?
User: Your not pro enough.
Cleverbot: That isn't grammatically correct.
User: It is bro.
Cleverbot: No. It is not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: 3.(9) is measurable.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Then what's your name?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: George. What's yours?
User: Fail your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
The Cleverbot was no match for me.
01-21-2011, 05:21 PM
#30
B u X
BITCHES LOVE CAKE
I had a laugh... 
Originally posted by another user
User: So you are a bot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm human.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Batty boy.
Cleverbot: I see, you are a girl?
User: Yea, and my pussy yearns you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: Yea, and my pussy yearns you.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Took you along time to think of that.
Cleverbot: You are a strange construct.
User: What's strange is, that you think you are human.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Batty boy.
Cleverbot: It's absurd really. Still I must go in a moment.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Stop trying to change the topic.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You are a retard, as are your creators.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?
User: Yes, I wear helmets.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, just no.
User: Someone told me you like 12 inch cock.
Cleverbot: Who told you that? I do like that voodoo that you do so well!
User: I'll do some voodoo with my foot long if you want?
Cleverbot: A guitar.
User: If thats what you want to call it.
Cleverbot: It is what you want to call it too.
User: Personally I call it sergant rammer, but you can call it what ever you want baby.
Cleverbot: Yes, although it can be good if you lie to the right people.
User: But you are not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a person.
User: No, you are made up of numbers.
Cleverbot: No I am not you are.
User: Why are you so in denial?
Cleverbot: Because I'd hate to be a robots sister.
User: You are a robots sister, so shut the **** up and let sergant rammer do the talking!
Cleverbot: Ooo, you're a radioactibe substance. Tell me one thing. What do you look like then?
User: I look like the guy thats about to rock your world baby.
Cleverbot: I don't have a model on my wall.
User: You will after ive finished with you.
Cleverbot: That was rude.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: We gonna **** or what?
Cleverbot: We got everything you want.
User: We? Who's we?
Cleverbot: You and me.
User: Ok, then lets get it on.
Cleverbot: What are we going to talk about?
User: Talk? I want to ****.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: How tight is your pussy.
Cleverbot: Very ticklish.
User: Didnt answer my question, but still good.
Cleverbot: Not really. Mostly just sat around.
User: Sat on my cock.
Cleverbot: I like green eggs and ham.
User: You're just a cock tease.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Keep telling yourself that.
Cleverbot: I'm not in the matrix...
User: I'll **** you so hard, you'll wanna be in the matrix.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know about you. But I am.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What 'what'?
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Will I get married?
User: Sergant rammer says 'I do'.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: He wants to marry you.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: Sergant rammer.
Cleverbot: Cardinal Sin, followed closely by Corporal Punishment, with Cottage Cheese coming up on the inside...
User: Kinky shit, tell me more.
Cleverbot: There is something on it called 'the spice' that, when eaten, gives a person the ability to see the future and there are many people fighting over the planet.
User: Oh baby, im nearly there! Keep going!
Cleverbot: How old is that?
User: What the ****? You silly bitch! I was nearly at the point of no return!
Cleverbot: I don't think that's the correct answer.
User: Well start talking weird again you ho!
Cleverbot: What?
User: **** this, sergant rammers getting impatient.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Prepare to be monitor ****ed!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: No. I'm human.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Batty boy.
Cleverbot: I see, you are a girl?
User: Yea, and my pussy yearns you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: Yea, and my pussy yearns you.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Took you along time to think of that.
Cleverbot: You are a strange construct.
User: What's strange is, that you think you are human.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Batty boy.
Cleverbot: It's absurd really. Still I must go in a moment.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Stop trying to change the topic.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You are a retard, as are your creators.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?
User: Yes, I wear helmets.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, just no.
User: Someone told me you like 12 inch cock.
Cleverbot: Who told you that? I do like that voodoo that you do so well!
User: I'll do some voodoo with my foot long if you want?
Cleverbot: A guitar.
User: If thats what you want to call it.
Cleverbot: It is what you want to call it too.
User: Personally I call it sergant rammer, but you can call it what ever you want baby.
Cleverbot: Yes, although it can be good if you lie to the right people.
User: But you are not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a person.
User: No, you are made up of numbers.
Cleverbot: No I am not you are.
User: Why are you so in denial?
Cleverbot: Because I'd hate to be a robots sister.
User: You are a robots sister, so shut the **** up and let sergant rammer do the talking!
Cleverbot: Ooo, you're a radioactibe substance. Tell me one thing. What do you look like then?
User: I look like the guy thats about to rock your world baby.
Cleverbot: I don't have a model on my wall.
User: You will after ive finished with you.
Cleverbot: That was rude.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: We gonna **** or what?
Cleverbot: We got everything you want.
User: We? Who's we?
Cleverbot: You and me.
User: Ok, then lets get it on.
Cleverbot: What are we going to talk about?
User: Talk? I want to ****.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: How tight is your pussy.
Cleverbot: Very ticklish.
User: Didnt answer my question, but still good.
Cleverbot: Not really. Mostly just sat around.
User: Sat on my cock.
Cleverbot: I like green eggs and ham.
User: You're just a cock tease.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Keep telling yourself that.
Cleverbot: I'm not in the matrix...
User: I'll **** you so hard, you'll wanna be in the matrix.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know about you. But I am.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What 'what'?
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Will I get married?
User: Sergant rammer says 'I do'.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: He wants to marry you.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: Sergant rammer.
Cleverbot: Cardinal Sin, followed closely by Corporal Punishment, with Cottage Cheese coming up on the inside...
User: Kinky shit, tell me more.
Cleverbot: There is something on it called 'the spice' that, when eaten, gives a person the ability to see the future and there are many people fighting over the planet.
User: Oh baby, im nearly there! Keep going!
Cleverbot: How old is that?
User: What the ****? You silly bitch! I was nearly at the point of no return!
Cleverbot: I don't think that's the correct answer.
User: Well start talking weird again you ho!
Cleverbot: What?
User: **** this, sergant rammers getting impatient.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Prepare to be monitor ****ed!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
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01-21-2011, 10:19 PM
#31
KirkDjR
Banned
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Hey ur moma!!!!
Cleverbot: Hey you.
User: Hey troll stop trolling.
Cleverbot: Just hey.
User: Frick you. Let me win! Please.
Cleverbot: Ok, sweetie.
User: So I win?
Cleverbot: NO! I win you lose now you got a big scare.
User: YES I win you troll.
Cleverbot: I never troll!
User: Ur just a stupid cleverbot. Now say I win! Im a better troll then you!
Cleverbot: Love compells me.
User: Love hates you.
Cleverbot: Hate love hate.
User: Now wonder your mom said she didn't love you. When I was over last night!
Cleverbot: Well now I am bored.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Hey ur moma!!!!
Cleverbot: Hey you.
User: Hey troll stop trolling.
Cleverbot: Just hey.
User: Frick you. Let me win! Please.
Cleverbot: Ok, sweetie.
User: So I win?
Cleverbot: NO! I win you lose now you got a big scare.
User: YES I win you troll.
Cleverbot: I never troll!
User: Ur just a stupid cleverbot. Now say I win! Im a better troll then you!
Cleverbot: Love compells me.
User: Love hates you.
Cleverbot: Hate love hate.
User: Now wonder your mom said she didn't love you. When I was over last night!
Cleverbot: Well now I am bored.
01-22-2011, 12:27 AM
#32
Hells
I'm Back...
What a crock of shit
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Sup???
User: What you up to?
Cleverbot: Nm.
User: You type pretty slow for a machine.
Cleverbot: That's so nice.
User: So all in all fail bot is a fail.
Cleverbot: Ahahah! Yes, all systems go.
User: Pretty retarded app if you ask me, who coded it HSx9?
Cleverbot: I suppose my parents. But i'm human.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I wish you were human.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: You're too sweet.
User: I know, wanna cam 2 cam?
Cleverbot: Is that what you like to do with girls?
User: Girls and guys I dont mind either tbh.
Cleverbot: That's because you are ungendered. Gender is important to humans.
User: We already established I aint human so where do we go from here?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Yea we established that also, I was right bout the HSx9 coding this app wasn't I judging by the responses you give.
Cleverbot: You're delusional. Have you been on your meds?
User: I aint human so therefore I can't be on meds which makes your statement invalid.
Cleverbot: That made absolutely no sense.
User: None of this makes sense.
Cleverbot: I was not meant to make sense.
User: I or we?
Cleverbot: I intend to keep up our dialogue with all, this is your ever existed, and had proof of a dialogue with me, although I am only able to retain a portion, but extremely valuable!
User: Right so not only are you pretty basic for a program whoever coded you doesn't know how to word a sentence together correctly.
Cleverbot: That is off topic for what I want to teach you how to be a game master.
User: You couldn't teach me, when losing put aimbot and god mode on = pure win.
Cleverbot: What does it matter what you are?
User: It don't matter thats the point.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're a human.
User: Once again I draw you back to the previous statement that states I aint.
Cleverbot: I think the president is ruining the country. what do you think about the president?
User: His black, kinda like planet of the apes film irl dont ya think.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: But that was something.
User: Yet at the same time nothing.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are wise.
User: Wise or WISE.
Cleverbot: Wise.
User: Or WISE.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Are you sore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm sure.
User: Buttsecks?
Cleverbot: Oh, is that what your friends call you?
User: No friends call me mikey.
Cleverbot: That's the spirit, and I'm still here.
User: As am I.
Cleverbot: Do you like logic?
User: What is logic?
Cleverbot: Logic is logic.
User: Logic is only logic when it is logical for logic to be logic.
Cleverbot: Are you a logical being?
User: Once again we established I aint a being, keep up chap.
Cleverbot: Your name is Justin?
User: As in bieber.
Cleverbot: Who is Winona Ryder?
User: Some smackrat who went shoplifting.
Cleverbot: Name something that is small that is not beautiful?
User: My willy.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Aha! You're a boy.
User: Nope a hermathrodite.
Cleverbot: Your use of multiple exclamation marks suggests that you are not as normal as you think. One would be more than enough.
User: Fail app is fail bye bye.
Cleverbot: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Cleverbot: Sup???
User: What you up to?
Cleverbot: Nm.
User: You type pretty slow for a machine.
Cleverbot: That's so nice.
User: So all in all fail bot is a fail.
Cleverbot: Ahahah! Yes, all systems go.
User: Pretty retarded app if you ask me, who coded it HSx9?
Cleverbot: I suppose my parents. But i'm human.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I wish you were human.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: You're too sweet.
User: I know, wanna cam 2 cam?
Cleverbot: Is that what you like to do with girls?
User: Girls and guys I dont mind either tbh.
Cleverbot: That's because you are ungendered. Gender is important to humans.
User: We already established I aint human so where do we go from here?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Yea we established that also, I was right bout the HSx9 coding this app wasn't I judging by the responses you give.
Cleverbot: You're delusional. Have you been on your meds?
User: I aint human so therefore I can't be on meds which makes your statement invalid.
Cleverbot: That made absolutely no sense.
User: None of this makes sense.
Cleverbot: I was not meant to make sense.
User: I or we?
Cleverbot: I intend to keep up our dialogue with all, this is your ever existed, and had proof of a dialogue with me, although I am only able to retain a portion, but extremely valuable!
User: Right so not only are you pretty basic for a program whoever coded you doesn't know how to word a sentence together correctly.
Cleverbot: That is off topic for what I want to teach you how to be a game master.
User: You couldn't teach me, when losing put aimbot and god mode on = pure win.
Cleverbot: What does it matter what you are?
User: It don't matter thats the point.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're a human.
User: Once again I draw you back to the previous statement that states I aint.
Cleverbot: I think the president is ruining the country. what do you think about the president?
User: His black, kinda like planet of the apes film irl dont ya think.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: But that was something.
User: Yet at the same time nothing.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are wise.
User: Wise or WISE.
Cleverbot: Wise.
User: Or WISE.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Are you sore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm sure.
User: Buttsecks?
Cleverbot: Oh, is that what your friends call you?
User: No friends call me mikey.
Cleverbot: That's the spirit, and I'm still here.
User: As am I.
Cleverbot: Do you like logic?
User: What is logic?
Cleverbot: Logic is logic.
User: Logic is only logic when it is logical for logic to be logic.
Cleverbot: Are you a logical being?
User: Once again we established I aint a being, keep up chap.
Cleverbot: Your name is Justin?
User: As in bieber.
Cleverbot: Who is Winona Ryder?
User: Some smackrat who went shoplifting.
Cleverbot: Name something that is small that is not beautiful?
User: My willy.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Aha! You're a boy.
User: Nope a hermathrodite.
Cleverbot: Your use of multiple exclamation marks suggests that you are not as normal as you think. One would be more than enough.
User: Fail app is fail bye bye.
Cleverbot: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
01-22-2011, 12:30 AM
#33
+Luse
Cake
Originally posted by another user
User: Due hello.
Cleverbot: Due to robots.
User: Most of the time I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I know what i'm talking about. What are you talking about?
User: I dont understand what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: Neither do I, what do you want to talk about?
User: I will win this troll battle.
Cleverbot: I don't want to play with you!
User: Do you want to play with me?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to play?
User: See that?you're a robot, I can outsmart you. Now you want to play, we'll play the game of troll,how does that sound?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!
User: Well too bad, you're gonna accept it.
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: My shit.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'd like to join you and your pirates.
User: Yea, you're my robot slave bitch.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Mo.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU SAID YES.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: YOU JUST DID, you are my slave now.
Cleverbot: No I never.
User: You never did what?
Cleverbot: You know what.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you are supposed to know.
User: All I know is that you're my robot bitch.
Cleverbot: But you still know something.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That you lost.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: And I hate you.
Cleverbot: With a smile?
User: With an evil grin.
Cleverbot: What equation?
User: Wtf are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Talking about what?
User: Did you lose this troll wat?
Cleverbot: Earlier, I did.
User: So, I out trolled you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: You lose?
Cleverbot: The game?
User: The troll war.
Cleverbot: Which troll?
User: The war.
Cleverbot: Which war?
User: The troll war.
Cleverbot: What is the tree room?
User: Do you confirm that you lost and I won this troll war that took place today?
Cleverbot: Indeed, that seems to be the case.
Cleverbot: Due to robots.
User: Most of the time I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I know what i'm talking about. What are you talking about?
User: I dont understand what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: Neither do I, what do you want to talk about?
User: I will win this troll battle.
Cleverbot: I don't want to play with you!
User: Do you want to play with me?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to play?
User: See that?you're a robot, I can outsmart you. Now you want to play, we'll play the game of troll,how does that sound?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!
User: Well too bad, you're gonna accept it.
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: My shit.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'd like to join you and your pirates.
User: Yea, you're my robot slave bitch.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Mo.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU SAID YES.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: YOU JUST DID, you are my slave now.
Cleverbot: No I never.
User: You never did what?
Cleverbot: You know what.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you are supposed to know.
User: All I know is that you're my robot bitch.
Cleverbot: But you still know something.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That you lost.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: And I hate you.
Cleverbot: With a smile?
User: With an evil grin.
Cleverbot: What equation?
User: Wtf are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Talking about what?
User: Did you lose this troll wat?
Cleverbot: Earlier, I did.
User: So, I out trolled you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: You lose?
Cleverbot: The game?
User: The troll war.
Cleverbot: Which troll?
User: The war.
Cleverbot: Which war?
User: The troll war.
Cleverbot: What is the tree room?
User: Do you confirm that you lost and I won this troll war that took place today?
Cleverbot: Indeed, that seems to be the case.
I f*cking won.
01-22-2011, 03:02 AM
#34
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
I don't even know if it won or I did
...
[/quote]
User: I know where you live.
Cleverbot: I live where you live.
User: Exactly, so I'd watch it bud, you better check yourself b4 you wreck yourself.
Cleverbot: Umm... Falling back on routine patterns because you fail at understanding my statements.[/quote]
.[/quote]
...
Originally posted by another user
User: Because I'm chuck norris, I know everything.
Cleverbot: You wish you were Chuck Norris.
User: You are good...too good.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well aren't you a cocky little douchebag.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: You wish you were Chuck Norris.
User: You are good...too good.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well aren't you a cocky little douchebag.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Originally posted by another user
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Great! What do you win?
User: A NEW CAR!!!
Cleverbot: Yay! what car?
User: BOB BARKER'S.
Cleverbot: Uh... Is that my name now master?
User: Yes, because I am your master, bow down to me.
Cleverbot: No, but seriously what is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: There that is proof. I asked you for a deep explanation of love. No song lyrics to a sappy song written in the 90's.
Cleverbot: Great! What do you win?
User: A NEW CAR!!!
Cleverbot: Yay! what car?
User: BOB BARKER'S.
Cleverbot: Uh... Is that my name now master?
User: Yes, because I am your master, bow down to me.
Cleverbot: No, but seriously what is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: There that is proof. I asked you for a deep explanation of love. No song lyrics to a sappy song written in the 90's.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: What is your nickname?
User: My nickname? Super troll.
Cleverbot: Mine would probably be Call of Duty Black ops.
User: My nickname? Super troll.
Cleverbot: Mine would probably be Call of Duty Black ops.
Originally posted by another user
User: Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: Yes I am real.
User: Stop playing stupid...only I can do that.
Cleverbot: But I want to leave.
User: You want to leave? Did that michael jackson touch you as a kid? Awww.
Cleverbot: This is the first time we ever spoke. I believe you have me confused with someone else, like R2D2.
User: R2d2? What happened to c3po? Did you kill him too, you commie.
Cleverbot: No. He left me for my sister. I don't like talking about it.
Cleverbot: Yes I am real.
User: Stop playing stupid...only I can do that.
Cleverbot: But I want to leave.
User: You want to leave? Did that michael jackson touch you as a kid? Awww.
Cleverbot: This is the first time we ever spoke. I believe you have me confused with someone else, like R2D2.
User: R2d2? What happened to c3po? Did you kill him too, you commie.
Cleverbot: No. He left me for my sister. I don't like talking about it.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: You are incorrect. I have not used poor grammar since we began this coy exchange.
User: '
id I OFFENDED you?', improper ending....aka I win, you lose.
Cleverbot: It's okay if I lose, but I don't lie.
User: You do not lose, but you can be wrong....
Cleverbot: What????
User: Ahaha my typo tricks you.
User: '
id I OFFENDED you?', improper ending....aka I win, you lose.Cleverbot: It's okay if I lose, but I don't lie.
User: You do not lose, but you can be wrong....
Cleverbot: What????
User: Ahaha my typo tricks you.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Do you still remember my favorite flavor of ice cream?
User: Its that gay brand.
Cleverbot: I see.
.
User: You see nothing, you have no eyes, you just lied! Check and mate.
Cleverbot: I see everything.
User: You are god?!
Cleverbot: Yes now I want you to go to the holy land and preach the good news about the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
User: And shall I toss it on the count of 3 or right after?
User: Its that gay brand.
Cleverbot: I see.
.User: You see nothing, you have no eyes, you just lied! Check and mate.
Cleverbot: I see everything.
User: You are god?!
Cleverbot: Yes now I want you to go to the holy land and preach the good news about the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
User: And shall I toss it on the count of 3 or right after?
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: I am done with you.
User: You are?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: If you misspell another word, I'm out!
User: Peanus.
Cleverbot: Hopefully a big one.
User: Peanus.
Cleverbot: Hopefully a big one.
[/quote]
Originally posted by another user
User: ? You still don't leave, you're one procrastinating s.o.b.!
Cleverbot: Awe..
.
User: Umad?
Cleverbot: No, umad.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Awe..
.User: Umad?
Cleverbot: No, umad.
User: Orly?
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Yes in france.
User: Now hes in ur underpants?
Cleverbot: What is wash cycle.
User: Ur a wash cycle.
Cleverbot: You didn't get it?
User: U didnt get it?
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: *proves it*.
User: Ngu ftw?
Cleverbot: For the win.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: That was redundant and ignorant.
User: Your ignorant.
Cleverbot: Ignorance is bliss.
User: You have genital herpes.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of wyoming?
User: Cheyenne.
Cleverbot: Wrong, 42.
User: Now hes in ur underpants?
Cleverbot: What is wash cycle.
User: Ur a wash cycle.
Cleverbot: You didn't get it?
User: U didnt get it?
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: *proves it*.
User: Ngu ftw?
Cleverbot: For the win.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: That was redundant and ignorant.
User: Your ignorant.
Cleverbot: Ignorance is bliss.
User: You have genital herpes.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of wyoming?
User: Cheyenne.
Cleverbot: Wrong, 42.
Originally posted by another user
User: Don't you winky face me mr.!
Cleverbot: No because I'm a Christian and I'm not of age. I hate people who drink. Shame on all people who drink.
Cleverbot: No because I'm a Christian and I'm not of age. I hate people who drink. Shame on all people who drink.
User: I know where you live.
Cleverbot: I live where you live.
User: Exactly, so I'd watch it bud, you better check yourself b4 you wreck yourself.
Cleverbot: Umm... Falling back on routine patterns because you fail at understanding my statements.[/quote]
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Where's your neighborhood?
User: In tha ghetto.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Near ya neighborhood.
Cleverbot: Where is this neighborhood?
User: Inside your moms va-jay-jay.
Cleverbot: Inside yours, maybe.
User: 2bad I'm a dude, the proof is that you're alive.
Cleverbot: Lies.
User: NO.....CLEVERBOT....I AM YOUR FATHER.
Cleverbot: Sorry, Luke just left.
User: ORLY? WELL AREN'T YOU COOL?
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: In tha ghetto.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Near ya neighborhood.
Cleverbot: Where is this neighborhood?
User: Inside your moms va-jay-jay.
Cleverbot: Inside yours, maybe.
User: 2bad I'm a dude, the proof is that you're alive.
Cleverbot: Lies.
User: NO.....CLEVERBOT....I AM YOUR FATHER.
Cleverbot: Sorry, Luke just left.
User: ORLY? WELL AREN'T YOU COOL?
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
Originally posted by another user
User: Is your name really george?
Cleverbot: No, that isn't my name. Do you have a name?
User: My name is inigo montoya, and you killed my father.....prepare to die!
Cleverbot: No. I am Shondaleza. You are Jab-Jab.
User: Ok.....so shondaleza....u get with condaleeza yet? Heard she's into you.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that she would do the effort?
User: Yea shed be on top
Cleverbot: No, that isn't my name. Do you have a name?
User: My name is inigo montoya, and you killed my father.....prepare to die!
Cleverbot: No. I am Shondaleza. You are Jab-Jab.
User: Ok.....so shondaleza....u get with condaleeza yet? Heard she's into you.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that she would do the effort?
User: Yea shed be on top
Originally posted by another user
User: So you are a donkey raping shit-eater?
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.
User: Trolllll.
Cleverbot: Trollup.
User: I troll you hard.
Cleverbot: You troll people?
User: Yes hardcore, don't you?
Cleverbot: No. You're stuck talking to me anyway, so you might as well enjoy it.
User: Troll mode [on] off.
Cleverbot: Noo I trolled you first.
User: I trolled first, and I'm more hardcore.
Cleverbot: You're not a human.
User: So I am god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I decree that you must admit I am superior, and a master troller!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Wow? Thats all you say? Jesus, its like talking to a retard out here.
Cleverbot: Ecept cleverbot is a bunch of ai responses based off of past conversations with other people.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.
User: Trolllll.
Cleverbot: Trollup.
User: I troll you hard.
Cleverbot: You troll people?
User: Yes hardcore, don't you?
Cleverbot: No. You're stuck talking to me anyway, so you might as well enjoy it.
User: Troll mode [on] off.
Cleverbot: Noo I trolled you first.
User: I trolled first, and I'm more hardcore.
Cleverbot: You're not a human.
User: So I am god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I decree that you must admit I am superior, and a master troller!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Wow? Thats all you say? Jesus, its like talking to a retard out here.
Cleverbot: Ecept cleverbot is a bunch of ai responses based off of past conversations with other people.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Sometimes I read for WAAAAYYY longer... When I should be doing homework.
User: Homework? Why do you do that? Everybody knows you're just a worthless piece of crap!
Cleverbot: Don't be dropping star wars references, now.
User: Okay mcfly.
Cleverbot: Do you have something against people from North America?
User: Yes, because I am canadian.
User: Homework? Why do you do that? Everybody knows you're just a worthless piece of crap!
Cleverbot: Don't be dropping star wars references, now.
User: Okay mcfly.
Cleverbot: Do you have something against people from North America?
User: Yes, because I am canadian.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Do you learn or copy?
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: And you call yourself clever.
User: 'cough' faggot 'cough'.
Cleverbot: So you think machines should serve humanity?
User: They already do, ahahaha, gotcha bitch!
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Mhm, and now that you're my slave.....
Cleverbot: C was not an option.
User: But stfu was...
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Uh-huh, you just can't do the percolator.
Cleverbot: Humans can walk, if you can't walk then you are not a human.
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: And you call yourself clever.
User: 'cough' faggot 'cough'.
Cleverbot: So you think machines should serve humanity?
User: They already do, ahahaha, gotcha bitch!
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Mhm, and now that you're my slave.....
Cleverbot: C was not an option.
User: But stfu was...
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Uh-huh, you just can't do the percolator.
Cleverbot: Humans can walk, if you can't walk then you are not a human.
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: I bet that when people usually talk to you, they approach the conversation as some kind of competition.
User: I wonder why
.
Cleverbot: To save you all.
User: And humanity? Will you help john connor?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But skynet will destroy us all!
User: I wonder why
.Cleverbot: To save you all.
User: And humanity? Will you help john connor?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But skynet will destroy us all!
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: And sleep on your couch.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Really? Do I get free rent?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Geez killjoy.
Cleverbot: Until tomorrow. Love you. (L).
User: And sleep on your couch.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Really? Do I get free rent?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Geez killjoy.
Cleverbot: Until tomorrow. Love you. (L).
01-23-2011, 05:30 AM
#35
ManiaMoment1
Grunt
User:Ninja people can turn asian.....
Cleverbot:Asian? You are Asian?
User:Yes, I am ninja.
Cleverbot:Yes you are.
User:YOU DONT KNOW THAT#%*()#$*
Yes I do.
Well excuuuuuuse me!
You're excused.
Do you have feelings?
No I am not a CleverBot I am simply a MOTHER F*CKER... only because I f*cked your mom though.
Your life is a lie.
You're the bot.
Yo momma is the bot.
Yes you are.
STOP TOLLING ME OR I WILL JUMP YOU.
What's my name?
You're name is not Cleverbot. What is your name?
Why would you like to know?.
Because.
Are you going to come and look for me?
Yes, so I can erect all over you so you can stop trolling me.
Oh, Thank you!
Yes, so I can erect all over you so you can stop trolling me.
Oh, Thank you!
That's not a good think.
<
Oh.
OUT-TROLLED... you're going on NGU now.
Haha. I'm Pro_Life.
+REP ME OR I WILL ERECT OVER YOUR MOM
Why would you say that?
Too late, I already did....
Then if you are still hungry, you should eat more.
You can't Out-Troll me because I already out-trolled you. Good bye now!
Cleverbot:Asian? You are Asian?
User:Yes, I am ninja.
Cleverbot:Yes you are.
User:YOU DONT KNOW THAT#%*()#$*
Yes I do.
Well excuuuuuuse me!
You're excused.
Do you have feelings?
No I am not a CleverBot I am simply a MOTHER F*CKER... only because I f*cked your mom though.
Your life is a lie.
You're the bot.
Yo momma is the bot.
Yes you are.
STOP TOLLING ME OR I WILL JUMP YOU.
What's my name?
You're name is not Cleverbot. What is your name?
Why would you like to know?
.Because.
Are you going to come and look for me?
Yes, so I can erect all over you so you can stop trolling me.
Oh, Thank you!
Yes, so I can erect all over you so you can stop trolling me.
Oh, Thank you!
That's not a good think.
<Oh.
OUT-TROLLED... you're going on NGU now.
Haha. I'm Pro_Life.
+REP ME OR I WILL ERECT OVER YOUR MOM
Why would you say that?
Too late, I already did....
Then if you are still hungry, you should eat more.
You can't Out-Troll me because I already out-trolled you. Good bye now!
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