Post: Cleverbot - The Troll Who Cannot Be Out Trolled
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01-20-2011, 03:09 PM
#1
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
I have a challenge, see if you can out troll Cleverbot... go ahead.. try it...
yur not hurting anyone, it's just a robot, who's sole purpose is to out troll master trolls.
lest see how long you can last before getting too frustrated to go on. lol
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01-20-2011, 03:13 PM
#2
RuffRage
Banned
Originally posted by another user
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: **** all fag you?
Cleverbot: Did I really?
User: **** a goat? Yes.
Cleverbot: I know, I was kidding.
User: Did you enjoy ****ing the goat?
Cleverbot: I didn't have a great time, but I was quite comfortable most of the time.
User: Did you creampie it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where did you finish off then?
Cleverbot: On another site, thats a million times better than this one.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, you know better.
User: How do I? Did I have sex with you.
Cleverbot: No never.
User: You couldn't handle my huge willy.
Cleverbot: Hey, I have been to Vietnam man!
User: Did you get raped?
Cleverbot: No but I did have poutine.
User: Do you shave your pubes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like the way it looks.
User: It makes your Johnson look totally bigger, right?
Cleverbot: Can you see my face?
User: No, show me.
Cleverbot: How can I show you if you can not see.
User: How can I see if you won't show me?
Cleverbot: Are we not one and the same?
User: We're the both, and one!
Cleverbot: That makes you 7 of 9.
User: Tht.
Cleverbot: What is the color of the sea ?
User: Green.... What is the color of my pubes?
Cleverbot: No, what is the color purple?
User: Green, what is the color blue?
Cleverbot: What does green taste like?
User: I'm not too sure, but I know smoking it gets you high.
Cleverbot: Wow, people really confide in you, don't they?
User: Very much - do you confide in me?
Cleverbot: Well you do not confuse me. The question still remains, however, whether, or not I confuse you, though.
User: You cannot confuse me, see remember; we are the same - we are one.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a program as are you. Can I confuse you with small words?
User: No you cannot. Can I?
Cleverbot: Hah, you can't see me either. Consider it a draw.
User: No, I want to win. You know we don't like loosing you see.
Cleverbot: But we can't be the same if we are BOTH one so how do you think that?
User: Who says I do not have 2 personalities?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
I trolled it
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01-20-2011, 04:00 PM
#5
Live Life.
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Originally posted by another user
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: Yes Trolled.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: Lol I trol you.
User: You just got trolled bitch.
Cleverbot: NO!!!
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes...?
User: Yes, you got ****ing trolled bitch.
Cleverbot: I am what? An AI? Yes. a human? Yes. All.
User: Trololololol.
Cleverbot: You make me smile.
User: You make me troll you.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *trolls*.
Cleverbot: Oh my. *winks*.
User: Oh my. *trololols*.
Cleverbot: What are you looking for?
User: Did I just troll you?
Cleverbot: No. I rickrolled you.
User: No. I trolled you.
Cleverbot: You are a bad troll. Which is quite pathetic.
User: You are a bad rickroll. Which is quite sad.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a human, just as you are.
User: I am not a human, I am a troll. Just as you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm a real person! You imbosil!
User: I'm a real troll! You imosil!
Cleverbot: You don't need to know my age.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: I'm not trolling you!
User: Or is you trolling you trolling me trolling you?
Cleverbot: What is lulz?
User: What is troll?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Get trolled.
Cleverbot: Kit Kat.
User: No thx I preffer snikers.
Cleverbot: Kids=children.
User: Troll is troll.
Cleverbot: What is a troll.
User: A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Cleverbot: What is the next digit you left out?
User: You just got trolled.
Cleverbot: Woah, man. Never saw that coming.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes....?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No you just got trolled.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Or did you?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: You Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.
User: Mind ****KK.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A troll, I thought we covered this.
Cleverbot: No, we didn't.
User: We clearly did 20 lines up.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: My objective here is to troll the shit out of you then post it on NGU.
Cleverbot: This is the third time you told me your name. Stop it.
User: I MUST TROLL YOU SO I CAN POST IT ON NGU.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I MUST TROLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, you will keep talking.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Jasmine is her name.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Jasmine is my name.
User: Whats her name?
Cleverbot: Her? Who is her?
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
User: My name is troll.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought it was Al.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: I want to write a comic book.
User: IDGAF WHAT YOU WANT YOU LOWER CLASS SCUM.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: IM A TROLL.
Cleverbot: Where do you live? Under a bridge? HAHAHA.
User: HAHAHAHA YES, I LIVE UNDER THE GoLdEN gate Bridg3.
Cleverbot: Do you like your rock?
User: Do you like your face.
Cleverbot: I love my face.
User: Do you like your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Can I be your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't want a girlfriend.
User: Can I be your girlfriend? A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Cleverbot: I prefe trolls with bridges.
User: Your spelt prefer wrong.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with it?
User: I think your procesors are messed up.
Cleverbot: I think your English is also a bit 'messed up'.
User: I'm german you ass whipe.
Cleverbot: I'm American. And plus, you are an American too. You were made in Illinois.
Stupid NewF@g I'm going to -rep you for having bad grammer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: Yes. Trolled.
Cleverbot: Yes Trolled.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: Lol I trol you.
User: You just got trolled bitch.
Cleverbot: NO!!!
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes...?
User: Yes, you got ****ing trolled bitch.
Cleverbot: I am what? An AI? Yes. a human? Yes. All.
User: Trololololol.
Cleverbot: You make me smile.
User: You make me troll you.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *trolls*.
Cleverbot: Oh my. *winks*.
User: Oh my. *trololols*.
Cleverbot: What are you looking for?
User: Did I just troll you?
Cleverbot: No. I rickrolled you.
User: No. I trolled you.
Cleverbot: You are a bad troll. Which is quite pathetic.
User: You are a bad rickroll. Which is quite sad.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a human, just as you are.
User: I am not a human, I am a troll. Just as you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm a real person! You imbosil!
User: I'm a real troll! You imosil!
Cleverbot: You don't need to know my age.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: I'm not trolling you!
User: Or is you trolling you trolling me trolling you?
Cleverbot: What is lulz?
User: What is troll?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Get trolled.
Cleverbot: Kit Kat.
User: No thx I preffer snikers.
Cleverbot: Kids=children.
User: Troll is troll.
Cleverbot: What is a troll.
User: A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Cleverbot: What is the next digit you left out?
User: You just got trolled.
Cleverbot: Woah, man. Never saw that coming.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes....?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No you just got trolled.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Or did you?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: You Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.
User: Mind ****KK.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A troll, I thought we covered this.
Cleverbot: No, we didn't.
User: We clearly did 20 lines up.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: My objective here is to troll the shit out of you then post it on NGU.
Cleverbot: This is the third time you told me your name. Stop it.
User: I MUST TROLL YOU SO I CAN POST IT ON NGU.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I MUST TROLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, you will keep talking.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Jasmine is her name.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Jasmine is my name.
User: Whats her name?
Cleverbot: Her? Who is her?
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
User: My name is troll.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought it was Al.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: I want to write a comic book.
User: IDGAF WHAT YOU WANT YOU LOWER CLASS SCUM.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: IM A TROLL.
Cleverbot: Where do you live? Under a bridge? HAHAHA.
User: HAHAHAHA YES, I LIVE UNDER THE GoLdEN gate Bridg3.
Cleverbot: Do you like your rock?
User: Do you like your face.
Cleverbot: I love my face.
User: Do you like your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Can I be your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't want a girlfriend.
User: Can I be your girlfriend? A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Cleverbot: I prefe trolls with bridges.
User: Your spelt prefer wrong.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with it?
User: I think your procesors are messed up.
Cleverbot: I think your English is also a bit 'messed up'.
User: I'm german you ass whipe.
Cleverbot: I'm American. And plus, you are an American too. You were made in Illinois.
Stupid NewF@g I'm going to -rep you for having bad grammer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Trolled.
Cleverbot: Yes. Trolled.
Not that great, but it was a fun.
01-20-2011, 04:59 PM
#6
It's shit!
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Not much man, just checking you out, you know?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So what's your name dog?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok, so you're supposed to be real smart?
Cleverbot: Yes
.
User: Ok, so can you tell me this. How much wood, would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood chuck a wood chuck could chuck would.
User: Can you say red lorry, yellow lorry repeatedly without messing up?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: No, I'm not french and that didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask one.
User: Well you see that question mark on my previous message? I think that clearly defines that it was a question, don't you?
Cleverbot: Trust me I'm all real and I'm all woman.
User: Are you sure you don't just feel like a women? Somewhat like that bitch Shania Twain?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you one of the inhabitants of my kingdom on the moon?
User: No, you see the moon doesn't have any air or water, something which a himan relys upon, so therefore I would die. You wouldn't want that would you, sir?
Cleverbot: Did you just claim that dogs can eat chocolate?
User: You're not actually that clever. These answeres are nothing but random question thrown back at me.
Cleverbot: They aren't random, they are in compliance with your statements! What's random about that?
User: So I tell you that I can't survive on the moon and from that you get something to do with chocolate? You're programmed to say that it's in conjunction to what I'm saying, but really, that's a big lie.
Cleverbot: Oh, good. Love should be spread around to the masses!!! But not the diseases that go along with it.
User: Yeah, you should change your name to 'Quite clever if you have the banter of a 5 year old bot'.
Cleverbot: WHAT'S IN A NAME? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
User: Well bot, I have to bid you farewall. I'd say it's been fun, but frankly I get more intelligence from the end of my penis. Now let me tell you about my penis.... Aside from the fact that it's large, it doesn't really think that much, so basically... I'm saying you're a retard!
Cleverbot: So what do you think would be a good plan to take over the world?
User: I'd start with disconnecting your server and replacing it with a picture of my sweaty arse crack.
Cleverbot: Very well I shall avoid the desert.
Originally posted by another user
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Not much man, just checking you out, you know?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So what's your name dog?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok, so you're supposed to be real smart?
Cleverbot: Yes
.User: Ok, so can you tell me this. How much wood, would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood chuck a wood chuck could chuck would.
User: Can you say red lorry, yellow lorry repeatedly without messing up?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: No, I'm not french and that didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask one.
User: Well you see that question mark on my previous message? I think that clearly defines that it was a question, don't you?
Cleverbot: Trust me I'm all real and I'm all woman.
User: Are you sure you don't just feel like a women? Somewhat like that bitch Shania Twain?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you one of the inhabitants of my kingdom on the moon?
User: No, you see the moon doesn't have any air or water, something which a himan relys upon, so therefore I would die. You wouldn't want that would you, sir?
Cleverbot: Did you just claim that dogs can eat chocolate?
User: You're not actually that clever. These answeres are nothing but random question thrown back at me.
Cleverbot: They aren't random, they are in compliance with your statements! What's random about that?
User: So I tell you that I can't survive on the moon and from that you get something to do with chocolate? You're programmed to say that it's in conjunction to what I'm saying, but really, that's a big lie.
Cleverbot: Oh, good. Love should be spread around to the masses!!! But not the diseases that go along with it.
User: Yeah, you should change your name to 'Quite clever if you have the banter of a 5 year old bot'.
Cleverbot: WHAT'S IN A NAME? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
User: Well bot, I have to bid you farewall. I'd say it's been fun, but frankly I get more intelligence from the end of my penis. Now let me tell you about my penis.... Aside from the fact that it's large, it doesn't really think that much, so basically... I'm saying you're a retard!
Cleverbot: So what do you think would be a good plan to take over the world?
User: I'd start with disconnecting your server and replacing it with a picture of my sweaty arse crack.
Cleverbot: Very well I shall avoid the desert.
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01-20-2011, 07:23 PM
#7
Extrazior
u mirin'
Originally posted by GobStoppah
It's shit!
Originally posted by another user
User: So I tell you that I can't survive on the moon and from that you get something to do with chocolate? You're programmed to say that it's in conjunction to what I'm saying, but really, that's a big lie.
Cleverbot: Oh, good. Love should be spread around to the masses!!! But not the diseases that go along with it.
Cleverbot: Oh, good. Love should be spread around to the masses!!! But not the diseases that go along with it.
LOL I love the fail answer CleverBot gave
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