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Outsider - He was born with an extra "X" chromosome, causing him to have feminine characteristics.

magglass1 - He is highly chlostrophobic. He can't be in a room smaller than a large bathroom without freaking out.

Steigen - He came out of the closet last year, but didn't want anybody here to know to avoid losing people's respect. Sorry matt, they had to find out eventually.

iTerminate - He... is actually a she. That's right everybody, iTerm is a girl.

Crick_Head - He isn't allowed to watch TV because of the fear that "it will corrupt him."

elfmotat - He lost all of his teeth in a childhood accident.

Cobra-D - He was born deaf. He likes forums because he can feel normal here, as he has just as many abilities here as anyone else.

Oc LoG - Everybody thinks Oc is two twins, but in reality he's just one person with bipolar mania.

Hank4018 - Hank is actually legally classified as a midget, or little person. Standing only 4 feet 7 inches tall, he is NGU's shortest staff member... but everybody already knew that.

fraz422 - He has never had a girlfriend, and at age 31 he is NGU's saddest member.

Niiosa - Niiosa is only 11 years old.

Superman - He needed special education until age 13 because of an incident with his feces at his elementary school.

VileChild - He is Outsider's homosexual half-brother timothy.

element - As a young child, he appeared on the cover of The New York Times. The article? Childhood obesity.

drunkenrepublicn - He was convicted for the sexual harassment of a 14 year old girl 2 years ago.

NP Carling - He is a member of The Trench-Coat Mafia. Yes, that is indeed the organization the columbine shooters were members of.

lordafi - lord has diagnosed schizophrenia. he takes special pills every day.

april fools everybody

lmao!!! thanks for that i had a chuckle lol

You forgot to mention that That NP Carling is 6'4". And I'm not a midget! I am 4"8" Biotch!

lol how many of these are actually true?

I iz surprised of your discovery, it's true, I iz outsider's homosexual half brother . Itz not my fault dough I just findz chest hair attractive =*(

Damn, i never knew this, nice thread.

Err how about active prems? I wantz to bez in the listz

I are not emo

LMAO nice coltz

I can vouch that that is the truth about Crick_Head, 100%