Post: My Dirt on the Staff.
04-02-2009, 12:00 AM #1
elfmotat
Rᵤᵥ - ½gᵤᵥR ∝ Tᵤᵥ
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Outsider - He was born with an extra "X" chromosome, causing him to have feminine characteristics.

magglass1 - He is highly chlostrophobic. He can't be in a room smaller than a large bathroom without freaking out.

Steigen - He came out of the closet last year, but didn't want anybody here to know to avoid losing people's respect. Sorry matt, they had to find out eventually.

iTerminate - He... is actually a she. That's right everybody, iTerm is a girl.

Crick_Head - He isn't allowed to watch TV because of the fear that "it will corrupt him."

elfmotat - He lost all of his teeth in a childhood accident.

Cobra-D - He was born deaf. He likes forums because he can feel normal here, as he has just as many abilities here as anyone else.

Oc LoG - Everybody thinks Oc is two twins, but in reality he's just one person with bipolar mania.

Hank4018 - Hank is actually legally classified as a midget, or little person. Standing only 4 feet 7 inches tall, he is NGU's shortest staff member... but everybody already knew that.

fraz422 - He has never had a girlfriend, and at age 31 he is NGU's saddest member.

Niiosa - Niiosa is only 11 years old.

Superman - He needed special education until age 13 because of an incident with his feces at his elementary school.

VileChild - He is Outsider's homosexual half-brother timothy.

element - As a young child, he appeared on the cover of The New York Times. The article? Childhood obesity.

drunkenrepublicn - He was convicted for the sexual harassment of a 14 year old girl 2 years ago.

NP Carling - He is a member of The Trench-Coat Mafia. Yes, that is indeed the organization the columbine shooters were members of.

lordafi - lord has diagnosed schizophrenia. he takes special pills every day.
april fools everybody
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04-02-2009, 02:00 AM #11
Why am I the last on the list? after all the s.mods and green event staff? wow I'm being hated alot
04-02-2009, 02:02 AM #12
iamtheman
is just the man!
Originally posted by Oc
Why am I the last on the list? after all the s.mods and green event staff? wow I'm being hated alot


I stilll love you hotstuff.


I agreee with alll of that! Gasp
04-02-2009, 02:46 AM #13
Originally posted by another user

Hank4018 - Hank is actually legally classified as a midget, or little person. Standing only 4 feet 7 inches tall, he is NGU's shortest staff member... but everybody already knew that.


woooow, thanks, its always fun to be called midget Not Happy or Sad

actual height = 5ft 6in
04-02-2009, 03:07 AM #14
maddenking1234
King of Madden
wow uhh to be honest i thought this was kind of immature elfmotat.
04-02-2009, 03:08 AM #15
World_War_3
I’m too L33T
lmfao.... hahahah
04-02-2009, 03:18 AM #16
elfmotat
Rᵤᵥ - ½gᵤᵥR ∝ Tᵤᵥ
Originally posted by Oc
Why am I the last on the list? after all the s.mods and green event staff? wow I'm being hated alot


lol theres no particular order :p
04-02-2009, 04:58 AM #17
drunkenrepublicn
NGU Retired Staff
I love that shit,
04-02-2009, 05:22 AM #18
thats funny now im scared to be on here lol
04-02-2009, 06:03 AM #19
Antones
Blood of Innocence
LMAO That was funny. Happy

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