Post: My Dirt on the Staff.
04-02-2009, 12:00 AM #1
elfmotat
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Outsider - He was born with an extra "X" chromosome, causing him to have feminine characteristics.

magglass1 - He is highly chlostrophobic. He can't be in a room smaller than a large bathroom without freaking out.

Steigen - He came out of the closet last year, but didn't want anybody here to know to avoid losing people's respect. Sorry matt, they had to find out eventually.

iTerminate - He... is actually a she. That's right everybody, iTerm is a girl.

Crick_Head - He isn't allowed to watch TV because of the fear that "it will corrupt him."

elfmotat - He lost all of his teeth in a childhood accident.

Cobra-D - He was born deaf. He likes forums because he can feel normal here, as he has just as many abilities here as anyone else.

Oc LoG - Everybody thinks Oc is two twins, but in reality he's just one person with bipolar mania.

Hank4018 - Hank is actually legally classified as a midget, or little person. Standing only 4 feet 7 inches tall, he is NGU's shortest staff member... but everybody already knew that.

fraz422 - He has never had a girlfriend, and at age 31 he is NGU's saddest member.

Niiosa - Niiosa is only 11 years old.

Superman - He needed special education until age 13 because of an incident with his feces at his elementary school.

VileChild - He is Outsider's homosexual half-brother timothy.

element - As a young child, he appeared on the cover of The New York Times. The article? Childhood obesity.

drunkenrepublicn - He was convicted for the sexual harassment of a 14 year old girl 2 years ago.

NP Carling - He is a member of The Trench-Coat Mafia. Yes, that is indeed the organization the columbine shooters were members of.

lordafi - lord has diagnosed schizophrenia. he takes special pills every day.
april fools everybody
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04-02-2009, 06:51 AM #20
Niiosa - Niiosa is only 11 years old....... i r 9 not 11 biatch!
04-02-2009, 08:22 AM #21
Ronye West
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LMFAO. That is pure ownage xD
04-02-2009, 12:40 PM #22
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Originally posted by DirtyDudeOnline View Post
I iz surprised of your discovery, it's true, I iz outsider's homosexual half brother :(. Itz not my fault dough I just findz chest hair attractive =*(


i have lots of that
good joke staff lol
04-02-2009, 03:24 PM #23
Why So Serious?
Help Me Get My Nxt StaR*
lmfao ....
how come Niiosa is only 11 years old..... and hes a mod or we ...
and im not !
04-02-2009, 04:20 PM #24
Dopey
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Originally posted by Why
lmfao ....
how come Niiosa is only 11 years old..... and hes a mod or we ...
and im not !


age shouldnt matter?? its called age discrimination hahahaha
04-02-2009, 04:23 PM #25
Why So Serious?
Help Me Get My Nxt StaR*
Yeah....... but im sure you have to be 15+ to be a mod or we.... its on the forums somewhere...its called requirements to be a mod or summit
04-02-2009, 06:54 PM #26
If you guys believe any of this, fail.
04-02-2009, 07:29 PM #27
xJCMx
League Champion
Originally posted by Why
Yeah....... but im sure you have to be 15+ to be a mod or we.... its on the forums somewhere...its called requirements to be a mod or summit


And he isn't even a mod. He is just event staff. He can't moderate anything he just posts threads in the vbookie for British sports. The only green name that can moderate is Superman and he is over 15. Outsider chooses who he thinks can handle it.
04-03-2009, 03:00 AM #28
It's true I pooped in the middle of the hallway picked it up and ran with it and they thought I was special until I was 13.

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