Post: How to smoke and not get caught
02-10-2011, 12:54 AM #1
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright, so I have been smoking since I was 14. And of course your parents aren't going to allow it. So here are some ways to smoke and NOT get caught. This is for 18 year olds who don't want there parents to know. Winky Winky



1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)

2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.

3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)

4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)

5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)

6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.

And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/


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02-10-2011, 12:56 AM #2
SMOKE IN THE WOODS SMOKE IN THE WOODS.. Oh btw drackos said pot/any drug threads arent aloud anymore... Apparently this is a 14 yr old site
02-10-2011, 01:01 AM #3
the stuff
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Originally posted by xDMO View Post
SMOKE IN THE WOODS SMOKE IN THE WOODS.. Oh btw drackos said pot/any drug threads arent aloud anymore... Apparently this is a 14 yr old site
Good for Drackos, living above the influence.


Assuming you're 18, you can drive to the gas station and buy a coupla swishers. Just need some spray for your car and they'll never know.
02-10-2011, 01:01 AM #4
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
Originally posted by xDMO View Post
SMOKE IN THE WOODS SMOKE IN THE WOODS.. Oh btw drackos said pot/any drug threads arent aloud anymore... Apparently this is a 14 yr old site


It isn't drug related.
02-10-2011, 01:03 AM #5
Before I got caught I just always burned inscents to cover up the smell, and I used a sploof. I smoked for like 2 years before my mom found out, and now she just doesn't care.

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02-10-2011, 01:08 AM #6
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Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
Before I got caught I just always burned inscents to cover up the smell, and I used a sploof. I smoked for like 2 years before my mom found out, and now she just doesn't care.


I use to blaze at my house, so I burnt hot dogs on the grill to try and get rid of the smell xD
02-10-2011, 01:08 AM #7
Three-Eleven
Little One
Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
Before I got caught I just always burned inscents to cover up the smell, and I used a sploof. I smoked for like 2 years before my mom found out, and now she just doesn't care.


Same thing with my mom, man.


and Good thing for me before I told my mom, I always smoked in the balcony (Apartment ftw?) when my mom wasn't home or was asleep.
02-10-2011, 01:10 AM #8
Originally posted by 20 View Post
I use to blaze at my house, so I burnt hot dogs on the grill to try and get rid of the smell xD


That's funny as shit lol. I got caught by smoking in my bathroom and the fan on the ceiling just sucked up the smoke and spread it all around my apartment. My mom came home and asked me what that smell was I was like "uhh.... I just took a shit" she's like "YOU'RE HIGH AS A ****ING KITE RIGHT NOW". Now she's trying to get medicinal for herself LOL!
02-10-2011, 01:10 AM #9
Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
Before I got caught I just always burned inscents to cover up the smell, and I used a sploof. I smoked for like 2 years before my mom found out, and now she just doesn't care.


Too bad spice doesn't smell good when you burn it :(
02-10-2011, 01:11 AM #10
Originally posted by Eleven View Post
Same thing with my mom, man.


and Good thing for me before I told my mom, I always smoked in the balcony (Apartment ftw?) when my mom wasn't home or was asleep.


Yeah man I live in an apartment and used to smoke in the stairwell where nobody could see me. Now I just smoke in my room all the time.

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