Post: How to smoke and not get caught
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02-10-2011, 12:54 AM
#1
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
02-10-2011, 01:11 AM
#12
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by AceVirus
That's funny as shit lol. I got caught by smoking in my bathroom and the fan on the ceiling just sucked up the smoke and spread it all around my apartment. My mom came home and asked me what that smell was I was like "uhh.... I just took a shit" she's like "YOU'RE HIGH AS A ****ING KITE RIGHT NOW". Now she's trying to get medicinal for herself LOL!
Rookie mistake..you gotta close the vents :p
02-10-2011, 01:12 AM
#13
TrytoYOLO
We all <3 Amanda
Originally posted by AceVirus
Before I got caught I just always burned inscents to cover up the smell, and I used a sploof. I smoked for like 2 years before my mom found out, and now she just doesn't care.
wats a sploof? i got to get better at my hiding the smell skills lol. bud smell just wont go away.
02-10-2011, 01:12 AM
#14
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Eh
I doubt you smoked for 2 years. It's called a "spoof".
Sploof : a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell.
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02-10-2011, 01:13 AM
#15
Three-Eleven
Little One
Originally posted by AceVirus
Yeah man I live in an apartment and used to smoke in the stairwell where nobody could see me. Now I just smoke in my room all the time.
yeah I had to stop that when my mom had a minor case of bronchitis, so now I smoke in the same place where I started. The Balcony.
and if you don't mind, what kind of cigs do you smoke?
02-10-2011, 01:14 AM
#16
Omniplasma
Rookie
Originally posted by Eh
I doubt you smoked for 2 years. It's called a "spoof".
Lol, actually it is called a sploof. And you can doubt it all you want /facepalm
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Originally posted by Eleven
yeah I had to stop that when my mom had a minor case of bronchitis, so now I smoke in the same place where I started. The Balcony.
and if you don't mind, what kind of cigs do you smoke?
and if you don't mind, what kind of cigs do you smoke?
We're talking about cigs? I'm talking about bud lol I don't even smoke cigs.
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Originally posted by 20
Rookie mistake..you gotta close the vents :p
Getting caught was the best thing that ever happened to me, no more hiding it.
02-10-2011, 01:15 AM
#17
Three-Eleven
Little One
Originally posted by AceVirus
Lol, actually it is called a sploof. And you can doubt it all you want /facepalm
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We're talking about cigs? I'm talking about bud lol I don't even smoke cigs.
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We're talking about cigs? I'm talking about bud lol I don't even smoke cigs.
Lol, I thought we were talking about cigs, then what kind of bud do you smoke, then? I stick with og.
02-10-2011, 01:16 AM
#18
Omniplasma
Rookie
Originally posted by 20
Glad you posted that before I did. Dumbasses these days /facepalm
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Originally posted by Eleven
Lol, I thought we were talking about cigs, then what kind of bud do you smoke, then? I stick with og.
Whatever my dude has at the time lol
02-10-2011, 01:19 AM
#19
Three-Eleven
Little One
Originally posted by AceVirus
Glad you posted that before I did. Dumbasses these days /facepalm
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Whatever my dude has at the time lol
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Whatever my dude has at the time lol
Ahah, nice man, I gotta close friend that's gotta medical marijuana card for his insomnia, so I smoke for free. :420:
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