Post: How to smoke and not get caught
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02-10-2011, 12:54 AM
#1
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
02-10-2011, 02:11 AM
#29
Nate
Guest
Originally posted by Hurlie
Alright, so I have been smoking since I was 14. And of course your parents aren't going to allow it. So here are some ways to smoke and NOT get caught. This is for 18 year olds who don't want there parents to know.
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
I definately agree this is a horrible habit and is hard to break... It's best to not smoke at all than live with the consenquences You must login or register to view this content.
02-10-2011, 02:54 AM
#30
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
Originally posted by tom1210
Lol this is for 18 year olds? Dude your 18 you should be allowed to do what the hell you like....
It's a little thing called "Respect"
If my mom doesn't want me smoking in front of her then I won't.
Just because I'm 18 doesn't mean I'm going to break all her rules.
Kids.
02-10-2011, 04:13 AM
#32
Bacon-Head
I hope you're offended
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02-10-2011, 05:10 AM
#33
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Hurlie
It's a little thing called "Respect"
If my mom doesn't want me smoking in front of her then I won't.
Just because I'm 18 doesn't mean I'm going to break all her rules.
Kids.
If my mom doesn't want me smoking in front of her then I won't.
Just because I'm 18 doesn't mean I'm going to break all her rules.
Kids.
i agree 100% , doesnt matter if your 40 . Shes still your mom , its not neccesairly the consequences . Its the fact that you gotta respect her :y:.
02-10-2011, 06:12 AM
#35
BillyBobBadAss
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02-10-2011, 01:58 PM
#36
xi-Callboii
Banned
Originally posted by Hurlie
Alright, so I have been smoking since I was 14. And of course your parents aren't going to allow it. So here are some ways to smoke and NOT get caught. This is for 18 year olds who don't want there parents to know.
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
1. Make a slit in your window screen and sit there. (the hole is for ashing)
2. Tell them you're going for a walk. Wait until you're out of sight and either sit there or keep walking while you smoke. When you're done keep walking a bit more so it isn't so obvious.
3. Tell them you're going for a ride. (same as #2)
4. This one is if you have your own bathroom. Go into your bathroom, grab an empty toilet paper roll (just the cardboard tube) and then get a fabric softener. Wrap the softener around one end of the tube, and put the cherry of the cig inside the tube, tilt your head back as far as you can (so the smoke goes UP the tube and out the softener). Don't forget to turn your fan on (the one to get rid of the steam)
5. Just simply sneak out after your parents are in bed. (I did this alot)
6. If your parents smoke in the house and your bedroom isn't near them, just smoke in the room if you think they won't be around your room for an hour or 2. Be sure to keep your window open though.
And the BEST way to smoke without getting caught is... DON'T SMOKE AT ALL. Horrible habit I wish I could break. :/
:420:
Im 14, and i smoke infront of my parents..
02-10-2011, 09:56 PM
#37
TairyHesticles
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Originally posted by 20
I use to blaze at my house, so I burnt hot dogs on the grill to try and get rid of the smell xD
Dude my method was best. Get an old paper towel roll, tie some fabric softener sheets to the end (2 or 3, then wrap a rubber band around it) then just blow the smoke through the cardboard tube. They'll NEVER notice
.edit- Dammit I didn't even read the thread.
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