Post: I am truly a sex god
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05-03-2009, 11:10 PM
#1
MATT51723
Guest
HAhaha.
/win.
Originally posted by another user
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
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a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
05-04-2009, 12:56 AM
#12
Cobra-D
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Originally posted by another user
1. David 3391 up, 1003 down
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB
Originally posted by another user
a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
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A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Originally posted by another user
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
Originally posted by another user
A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Fu.ck yeah bitches
05-04-2009, 01:26 AM
#13
dukie827
Splicer
I typed in Superman and this is what I got.
funny
Originally posted by another user
Superman
Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
funny
05-04-2009, 02:27 AM
#14
Saudamaya
Hurah!
lawlz at mine
i actually do this
Originally posted by another user
Adrian: God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
i actually do this
Originally posted by another user
Someone that leaves without warning or without saying goodbye. ADR for short.
05-04-2009, 03:09 AM
#15
NP Carling26
Trolling is a art
Alright here comes my First Name, Zach:
And then my last name, Carling:
I'm pretty epic and the last one for Carling is just plain stupid, yet funny at the same time. :p
#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.
#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.
Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.
V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.
V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
He is the coolest mate ever! he satisfys my needs and is always there for me. he's sexy, careing, naughty, sweet. and at the same time he can be an ass just enough to make you smile and not piss you off.
Zach is my soul mate
Used to describe the coolest person in the world. Zach is a loveable, kind, benevolent person. Also someone who you could have intercourse with for seven hours.
Zach is so adorable.
one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes....is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants
that guy is such a zach!
the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.
zach z, the coolest person that ever has touched the face of the earth
And then my last name, Carling:
Anal sex
Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to butt****"
The Act of putting your beer in your koozie without opening it for a long period of time.
Jason was carling last night
to go door to door and punch people in the face
one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches
I'm pretty epic and the last one for Carling is just plain stupid, yet funny at the same time. :p
05-04-2009, 03:54 AM
#17
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by K1LL
My names Jon to so same results and also Richie is known as a sex guy as well...so that makes me sexier than you......
Lets see i have 2 things to look up; Jon(my real name) and Richie(richie209 isn't on there)
Jon:
Originally posted by another user
John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
Originally posted by another user
A large rabbit that craps out eggs than gives them to people. (Not chocolate)
LOL
Originally posted by another user
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basically family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It
Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Version)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot .
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squad so is he
Richie:
Originally posted by another user
Richie is any man who has the greatest sexual attributes, a powerful godly personality, scientifically calculated that many boys with the name Richie tend to have a very large penis which is why its nickname is Dick, a Richie is the kind of guy a girl needs not only for sexual pleasure but for romantic nights out, Richie's are creative, handsome, poetic, and humorous. Not many are found in the world but it's said that many girl's are lucky to know one if they come across.
Originally posted by another user
The sexiest man alive or that ever lived/ will live. A Richie always kills the biggest deer every year and drives the nicest, sexiest, best cars and trucks ever created
Quote:
1. one kick ass mother****er
2. most likely loves someone named Ashley
3. short for Richard aka dick
Number 1's true, number 2 is kinda true(i know this hot Latina named Ashley)
and number 3 is totally false.
05-04-2009, 04:40 AM
#18
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Originally posted by elfmotat
Jack:
Interviewer: "How did you get through being a grunt and seeing your friends die?
Marine:"With a little help from Jack Daniels."
I always think of that when someone mentions Jack or Daniels
KILL:
"to make one un-alive "
lol
And Jons unite!!
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05-04-2009, 04:04 PM
#19
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
Name: Will
Will 618 up, 329 down love it hate it
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch(Don't know about that). Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.
A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.
Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.
I don't know how this information is gathered, but it's remarkably similar to me actually. Some of it is strange how dead on it is about me.
Specially this:
2. will 993 up, 448 down love it hate it
a stud
stud
by Kristen Oct 3, 2003 share this
3. Will 1011 up, 519 down love it hate it
The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would **** him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333
Will is so sexy...i juss wanna **** him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life! <3
But then there is this, which just is not me at all:
7. Will 122 up, 93 down love it hate it
A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking shit and smoking marijuana; a G.
Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot camp
Will 618 up, 329 down love it hate it
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch(Don't know about that). Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.
A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.
Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.
I don't know how this information is gathered, but it's remarkably similar to me actually. Some of it is strange how dead on it is about me.
Specially this:
2. will 993 up, 448 down love it hate it
a stud
stud
by Kristen Oct 3, 2003 share this
3. Will 1011 up, 519 down love it hate it
The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would **** him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333
Will is so sexy...i juss wanna **** him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life! <3
But then there is this, which just is not me at all:
7. Will 122 up, 93 down love it hate it
A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking shit and smoking marijuana; a G.
Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot camp
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