Post: I am truly a sex god
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05-03-2009, 11:10 PM
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MATT51723
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HAhaha.
/win.
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
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a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
05-05-2009, 02:47 PM
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05-05-2009, 07:03 PM
#30
Human
League Champion
Apparently I'm cool;
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Dat Nigga Daz formerly of the D.P.G.
Yo dat Daz joint is R.A.W.!
Yo dat Daz joint is R.A.W.!
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a exstreme super sex god
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A mad obsesive stalker who you was stupid enough to feel sorry for and give your moby number, then he finds out where you work and waits there and walks your way home even though he lives like the other side of town and dont know yuor area he tends to get lost in your street and sleeps there til morning but dont think twice about leaving the blinds open esoecially not the window to let air in, or if your boyfriends smoking out the window he may end up with a bullet to his brain.
He calls you all the time, texts you with loads of kisses, knows all your most intermate thoughts and tries to glass you when he sees you at a club cus you wont dance with him!
if you keep following that lad round Tesco hes gonna think your a right old Daz!
He calls you all the time, texts you with loads of kisses, knows all your most intermate thoughts and tries to glass you when he sees you at a club cus you wont dance with him!
if you keep following that lad round Tesco hes gonna think your a right old Daz!
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to follow through, to SHITE one's pants.
I've got to run back to the apartment, I tried for a wee fart, and dazzed myself.
I've got to run back to the apartment, I tried for a wee fart, and dazzed myself.
/win
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