Post: I am truly a sex god
05-03-2009, 11:10 PM #1
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HAhaha.
/win.

Originally posted by another user

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing


Originally posted by another user
Masturbating After Touching Titties.


Originally posted by another user
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a You must login or register to view this content.. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.


Originally posted by another user
a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
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05-04-2009, 05:38 PM #20
Oc
****ING NINJA SHIT
beat this:

6. OC 204 up, 170 down
Out of Control.
Can be used to describe something crazy, extreme, frantic, or wild.
Your OC man! You slapped that bitch.
Man that party was OC.
Stop acting OC man.
05-04-2009, 06:27 PM #21
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
Originally posted by Oc
beat this:

6. OC 204 up, 170 down
Out of Control.
Can be used to describe something crazy, extreme, frantic, or wild.
Your OC man! You slapped that bitch.
Man that party was OC.
Stop acting OC man.



Sorry Oc, I had to...

5. Log 1 thumb up love it hate it

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!

1. log 437 up, 20 down love it hate it

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

6. log 2 up, 1 down love it hate it

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"
big fat lazy walk ugly brige
by toll2323 Apr 9, 2009 share this

7. log 92 up, 92 down love it hate it

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log
Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log
05-04-2009, 06:42 PM #22
Oc
****ING NINJA SHIT
Originally posted by fierce View Post
sorry oc, i had to...

5. Log 1 thumb up love it hate it

a very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"sorry...i can't go any faster, i got this huge "log" coming out and it's taking forever!!

1. Log 437 up, 20 down love it hate it

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company blammo!
"get off my log!"

"action log, by blammo!"

6. Log 2 up, 1 down love it hate it

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"
big fat lazy walk ugly brige
by toll2323 apr 9, 2009 share this

7. Log 92 up, 92 down love it hate it

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log
q: Was she good in bed?
A: Nah, she was a log


:( .
05-04-2009, 06:46 PM #23
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
1. Fierce 394 up, 83 down love it hate it

A term that gay men used in the late 1990s and early 2000s to describe absolutely everything that was of "exceptional quality".
How was that circuit party?
Oh my god, it was fierce.
by Ayi Delisi Mar 22, 2004 share this
2. fierce 197 up, 53 down love it hate it

being bold, displaying chutzpah, especially relating to fashion, clothes, hair or makeup.
Girl, work those heels! fierce!
by kitten Jan 17, 2004 share this
3. fierce 185 up, 104 down love it hate it

The personification on the word "fierce" is Christian V Siriano.
He is the most fierce person ever, and he is the only person that can pull of saying fierce more than once a day.

You can't really use it to describe anyone but Christian V Siriano, so you could really only say "Christian is fierce." But that means Christian is Christian so you're stating the obvious
christian siriano project runway amazing ruler of the world
by NikeH Feb 24, 2008 share this
4. fierce 87 up, 45 down love it hate it

A word used by two fashion divas, Tyra Banks and Christian Siriano. It is used to describe someone or something that stands out from the crowd for all the right reasons. It gets noticed.
1: Christian: Yeah I'm..kinda fierce and kind of a big deal.
O my God, My outfit was so fierce!

2: Tyra: It's gonna be...FIERCE!
Girl you betta work it and be fierce!
ferosh work it bad ass delicious project runway antm
by rhombusBbo Feb 22, 2008 share this
5. Fierce 70 up, 51 down love it hate it

A term mostly used by gay men to describe something good (example 1) or the way someone is dressed (example 2 and 2a). The tone of voice also matters (especially in example 2a)
Example 1
Person 1: "How was that party girl?"
Person 2: "Girl, that party was FIERCE as hell!"

Example 2
"Work! That outfit is FIERCE girl! You look good!"

Example 2a
"Hmph! No...that outfit...is FIERCE, you need to take that off right now! It is so ova"




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05-04-2009, 10:24 PM #24
LOL fierce...
05-04-2009, 10:53 PM #25
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mine is funny
05-04-2009, 11:28 PM #26
Originally posted by Hulk101 View Post
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mine is funny


haha .

Originally posted by another user
Julian: A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
05-05-2009, 12:05 AM #27
xJCMx
League Champion
Well I did both JCM and Jeremiah. I will do Jeremiah first;

Originally posted by another user
It is used in many common countries around the world. The term "Jeremiah" means: "Pimp" or "Greatness" or even "playa".


Obviously from the Bible

JCM starts here;

Originally posted by another user
When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.


Originally posted by another user
The hidden elf that lives inside an ugly womans vagina may grab, bite, or pinch a males penis.


Originally posted by another user
a slang for ecstasy to avoid getting caught by law enforcement or parents.


Originally posted by another user
The hottest perfectest girl in the world; Beauty.


LOL some of these are just weird
05-05-2009, 01:53 PM #28
Rust
Do a barrel roll!
Don't kid yourselves.

We all know the most action you guys have seen is from your pillow at night.

Post tits or it didn't happen. :]

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