Post: I am truly a sex god
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05-03-2009, 11:10 PM
#1
MATT51723
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HAhaha.
/win.
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
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a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
Shanon: Hey, look at that matt over there, hes a beast
Lin: Ahhhh, I know what you mean! Let's go over there!
05-03-2009, 11:13 PM
#2
NP Carling26
Trolling is a art
05-03-2009, 11:53 PM
#6
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
haha heres mine:
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1. Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.
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3. First name (male) with Celtic origins meaning:
1. Handsome
2. Narrow channel
3. Near the chapel
Has been among the 100 most popular names for the last 30 years.
"That Kyle was sure named appropriately; he is HOT"
1. Handsome
2. Narrow channel
3. Near the chapel
Has been among the 100 most popular names for the last 30 years.
"That Kyle was sure named appropriately; he is HOT"
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4. The most amazing, gorgeous, amazing boy in the world. Seriously, he's cute, funny, adorable strong, smart and beautiful; the most wonderful boy you'll ever. You'll find yourself falling in love with him fast.
"THAT BOY IS A TEN o:!"
"Nuwayman.He's more than a 10! He's a KYLE!"
"THAT BOY IS A TEN o:!"
"Nuwayman.He's more than a 10! He's a KYLE!"
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5. Noun.-One of the best guys on the face of the earth. Extremely smart, yet athletic, talented, and downright sexy. Is good at football, and will definatly marry a hot girl.
Kyle will play college football.
Kyle will play college football.
05-04-2009, 12:33 AM
#7
elfmotat
Rᵤᵥ - ½gᵤᵥR ∝ Tᵤᵥ
Jack:
lol, epic.
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a guy so amazing and so perfect that no girl cud not want him, he has no faults and is loved by everyone though he is oblivious.
he says things he doesnt mean and thins he regrets though he always has a gd reason
he is one of the best guys in the world and no one wud change him. he loves jack daniels
he says things he doesnt mean and thins he regrets though he always has a gd reason
he is one of the best guys in the world and no one wud change him. he loves jack daniels
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1. a slang for the alcoholic beverage, Jack Daniels
2. To masturbate
1. We got ****ed up with a bottle of jack
2. i jacked 3 times last night
2. To masturbate
1. We got ****ed up with a bottle of jack
2. i jacked 3 times last night
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To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.
Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!
Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!
lol, epic.
05-04-2009, 12:39 AM
#8
o.O-CodK!ng-O.o
Banned
i got the best 1 !!! xD You must login or register to view this content.
1. jordy
Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.
2. jordy
like Superman...unbelievably cool
3. jordy
noun: A pussy little six-pack of beer
4. jordy
A peice of shit boy who lives in salmon arm and licks mens assholes for free GRRRRR
5. jordy
a large, smelly bowel movement
Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.
6. jordy
A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.
1. jordy
Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.
2. jordy
like Superman...unbelievably cool
3. jordy
noun: A pussy little six-pack of beer
4. jordy
A peice of shit boy who lives in salmon arm and licks mens assholes for free GRRRRR
5. jordy
a large, smelly bowel movement
Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.
6. jordy
A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.
05-04-2009, 12:44 AM
#9
Here is Luke:
Last one is a fail:
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A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
Originally posted by another user
someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.
ya
he is totaly a Luke
dude, you know Jake.
ya
he is totaly a Luke
Originally posted by another user
luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.
ohh yea harder gimme more luke
ohh yea harder gimme more luke
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The most lovable person who i love cuz he is my bf. and yeah. woo!
I love you like a Luke.
I love you like a Luke.
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Luke is a very very gorgeous boy, who has a beautiful girlfriend called Bethany Kate. He is really sexy but loads of freaks fancy him. And he has a huge cock.
Last one is a fail:
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Luke - someone wit a bad hairstyle
05-04-2009, 12:46 AM
#10
Hank4018™
Guest
you may be a sex god, but im the most amazing person in the entire universe
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
A masculine name from the Old Norse name EirÃ*kr, derived from ei "ever" and rÃ*kr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was EirÃ*kr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
unfortunately im a mentally retarded cat too
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
i can be a sex god with this feature
a man with a really big penis
- male name
- belongs to someone who is sweet, charming, athlectic, strong, smart, and cute
- someone who usually gets a lot of girls (for the above reasons)
A name often given to a white child by his parents. With a name like Eric, his parents are more concerned about how well he does in school rather than how much action he gets. Eric is rarely referred to anyone but a nerd, but there are few exceptions where he is so intelligent that he also excells in sports. Eric is usually the cool kid in the group.
a guy who ****s a girl that is under the age of 18.
ok so a summary of all that...... I am better than everyone of you
Originally posted by another user
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Originally posted by another user
A masculine name from the Old Norse name EirÃ*kr, derived from ei "ever" and rÃ*kr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was EirÃ*kr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
unfortunately im a mentally retarded cat too
Originally posted by another user
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
i can be a sex god with this feature
Originally posted by another user
a man with a really big penis
Originally posted by another user
- male name
- belongs to someone who is sweet, charming, athlectic, strong, smart, and cute
- someone who usually gets a lot of girls (for the above reasons)
Originally posted by another user
A name often given to a white child by his parents. With a name like Eric, his parents are more concerned about how well he does in school rather than how much action he gets. Eric is rarely referred to anyone but a nerd, but there are few exceptions where he is so intelligent that he also excells in sports. Eric is usually the cool kid in the group.
Originally posted by another user
a guy who ****s a girl that is under the age of 18.
ok so a summary of all that...... I am better than everyone of you
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