Post: Towel Story
04-01-2011, 01:08 AM #1
Acerman
Gym leader
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TRUE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ONE DAY!!!!
Ask trix :p

so one day I get out the shower and go down stairs for a drink. I wrapped a towel around me and head down. I get down stairs, get my glass and get out some koolaid. I was pouring and the cap fell down so I bent over to pick it up. Guess what my towel fell. THats not the bad part. My grandma was watching me the whole time and when she was about to turn around, all she saw was an ass right in her face she screamed so loud I fell and tried to get back up. But stupidly when I got back up I forgot my towel so she saw my... Ya know... So she screamed louder.. Did I forget to mention it was 11pm and everybody else was sleeping. So of course my dad comes downstairs with his weapon, because he thought it was a robber. Guess what ? He had air freshner. Like WTF!!what's he gonna do ?? Freshen them to death?!? So my dad gave me a hour lecture on why I shouldn't walk around the house naked. And when he was about to let me go to my room "ungrounded" I got smart and said .." next time how bout you come down stairs with a bat not air freshner" and he yelled at me more. It's not my fault I got smart. You would to if it was 12 am. I learned my lesson. I'm not coming out my room naked again until they make stronger towels and grandmas that don't scream like alarm systems... Not Happy or Sad lol
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04-02-2011, 03:46 PM #11
oToxicity
I’m too L33T
Thats an amazing story ClapsClaps
04-02-2011, 04:19 PM #12
Shieldsy
I <3 Feeder.
This makes me cringe every time I read it >.< Made me laugh a lot though, awesome! =D :y:
04-02-2011, 04:23 PM #13
Winning
Former Staff
I get dressed in the bathroom, after my shower.

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04-03-2011, 02:59 AM #14
Acerman
Gym leader
Originally posted by Cookie
I laugh so hard its epic.


I'm glad you liked it Smile
04-03-2011, 06:15 AM #15
TheRandomGuy128
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Thumbs up if you read the my dad came down with the air freshner part

God i hate those youtube comments, but damn this story was funny
04-05-2011, 04:38 AM #16
Acerman
Gym leader
Originally posted by TheRandomGuy128 View Post
Thumbs up if you read the my dad came down with the air freshner part

God i hate those youtube comments, but damn this story was funny


YouTube comments? Wait what I'm lost lol :p
04-05-2011, 04:49 AM #17
gola
OVER 9000!
Originally posted by Winning View Post
I get dressed in the bathroom, after my shower.


Me too, but really, who doesn't do that? :confused:
04-05-2011, 04:51 AM #18
Pixie Lott
Keep it MeLLo
Haha he was going to make the house smell fresh for the robbers
04-05-2011, 04:52 AM #19
Winning
Former Staff
Originally posted by GOLAGODA. View Post
Me too, but really, who doesn't do that? :confused:


Noobs that forget their clothes.

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