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TRUE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ONE DAY!!!!
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so one day I get out the shower and go down stairs for a drink. I wrapped a towel around me and head down. I get down stairs, get my glass and get out some koolaid. I was pouring and the cap fell down so I bent over to pick it up. Guess what my towel fell. THats not the bad part. My grandma was watching me the whole time and when she was about to turn around, all she saw was an ass right in her face she screamed so loud I fell and tried to get back up. But stupidly when I got back up I forgot my towel so she saw my... Ya know... So she screamed louder.. Did I forget to mention it was 11pm and everybody else was sleeping. So of course my dad comes downstairs with his weapon, because he thought it was a robber. Guess what ? He had air freshner. Like WTF!!what's he gonna do ?? Freshen them to death?!? So my dad gave me a hour lecture on why I shouldn't walk around the house naked. And when he was about to let me go to my room "ungrounded" I got smart and said .." next time how bout you come down stairs with a bat not air freshner" and he yelled at me more. It's not my fault I got smart. You would to if it was 12 am. I learned my lesson. I'm not coming out my room naked again until they make stronger towels and grandmas that don't scream like alarm systems... lol

LMAO i think the shower fumes got to me :p

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I could've bumped it for you, look:

Bump for douchebag

And for that I thank you :p

Air freshner is the new mace

Funny story :lol:
If your grandma attempts to get close to you, you now know why

L :lol: l that was funny

Lmao this was some funny shit.

OMG that's why she always sits next to me at family reunions :p