Post: Towel Story
04-01-2011, 01:08 AM #1
Acerman
Gym leader
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TRUE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ONE DAY!!!!
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so one day I get out the shower and go down stairs for a drink. I wrapped a towel around me and head down. I get down stairs, get my glass and get out some koolaid. I was pouring and the cap fell down so I bent over to pick it up. Guess what my towel fell. THats not the bad part. My grandma was watching me the whole time and when she was about to turn around, all she saw was an ass right in her face she screamed so loud I fell and tried to get back up. But stupidly when I got back up I forgot my towel so she saw my... Ya know... So she screamed louder.. Did I forget to mention it was 11pm and everybody else was sleeping. So of course my dad comes downstairs with his weapon, because he thought it was a robber. Guess what ? He had air freshner. Like WTF!!what's he gonna do ?? Freshen them to death?!? So my dad gave me a hour lecture on why I shouldn't walk around the house naked. And when he was about to let me go to my room "ungrounded" I got smart and said .." next time how bout you come down stairs with a bat not air freshner" and he yelled at me more. It's not my fault I got smart. You would to if it was 12 am. I learned my lesson. I'm not coming out my room naked again until they make stronger towels and grandmas that don't scream like alarm systems... Not Happy or Sad lol
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04-19-2011, 10:56 PM #47
PoiiZoNiS-CobRa
Are you high?
I just want to know wat ur dad was thinking of doing with the air freshner if a robber was there.
04-19-2011, 10:59 PM #48
TrytoYOLO
We all <3 Amanda
Originally posted by Acerman View Post
You've might've heard me tell this story on another site but if u haven't here u go
TRUE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ONE DAY!!!!
Ask trix :p

so one day I get out the shower and go down stairs for a drink. I wrapped a towel around me and head down. I get down stairs, get my glass and get out some koolaid. I was pouring and the cap fell down so I bent over to pick it up. Guess what my towel fell. THats not the bad part. My grandma was watching me the whole time and when she was about to turn around, all she saw was an ass right in her face she screamed so loud I fell and tried to get back up. But stupidly when I got back up I forgot my towel so she saw my... Ya know... So she screamed louder.. Did I forget to mention it was 11pm and everybody else was sleeping. So of course my dad comes downstairs with his weapon, because he thought it was a robber. Guess what ? He had air freshner. Like WTF!!what's he gonna do ?? Freshen them to death?!? So my dad gave me a hour lecture on why I shouldn't walk around the house naked. And when he was about to let me go to my room "ungrounded" I got smart and said .." next time how bout you come down stairs with a bat not air freshner" and he yelled at me more. It's not my fault I got smart. You would to if it was 12 am. I learned my lesson. I'm not coming out my room naked again until they make stronger towels and grandmas that don't scream like alarm systems... Not Happy or Sad lol


You should have stuck it in your grandmas mouth to make her shut up if you know what i mean
04-19-2011, 11:05 PM #49
DizCo
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Originally posted by hugo21399 View Post
You should have stuck it in your grandmas mouth to make her shut up if you know what i mean


L :lol: L .
04-19-2011, 11:15 PM #50
jizzmaster
Little One
Shah ur grandma probably got wet
04-20-2011, 11:32 AM #51
Matteram
Are you high?
Just put on clothes
04-27-2011, 12:28 PM #52
Acerman
Gym leader
Originally posted by Matteram View Post
Just put on clothes


It's harder than you think:( lol beuse you don't really think about it, especially when your in your own house Not Happy or Sad

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