Wait, where do you stay in Scotland :wtf: I had virgin and I was paying for 20mb and only got like 6 :O I've recently changed to Scottish hydro electric now though which is better but still shit :p

I only left BT less than a month ago.

eircom...to put it straight and basic, if my internet provider was a single human being I would strap them to a wall and play darts with the bullseye being their genitals. After I get bored of that and I couldn't tell if it's a cock or a pussy I'd get Paul's laser and burn their eyes with that until they're as ****ing blind as Stevey Wonder. I'd probably lose all creativity from there and let my immaturity show and ram dildos in any holes available pretty much...or sit them over a bamboo branch so it grows up their ass and into their body and while that's slowly killing them I'd jack their wallet and take back all the money they've overcharged and robbed us of. Yup, I love my internet provider.

Sulk. I am not a happy bunny then.