(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The closest ive been is when me and other people were getting shot at by a bunch of drunk mexicans. Because one of them got their wallet stolen by a homeless person. Who was found dead the next day.

i touched his scythe, it was pretty big and he said "I JUST POLISHED THAT!!"

Drowning 24 feet down

I don't remember because I was a baby at the time, but my mom told me this; I had been sick for a few days and she was holding me in her arms and all of the sudden my eyes rolled back and I was sort of unconscious. An ambulance was called right away. I don't think that was close to death, but my mom said it scared the shit out of her.

West Ham V Millwall Like 2 years ago.
The whole day my life was on the Line.

Going with Dopey.. I have never been anywhere near death.

I hit the clutch on a boat ramp, and went underwater for 6 minutes... (not like holding my breath..) until the car was completely underwater and i was able to open the door ;/

Getting ran over by car it hurts like hell, but only broke my leg. I was lucky bastard.

I was once shot at by a drunk man because some ned hit his window with a snow ball and i basically did die by inhaling helium from a bloon but i was obviously resuscitated