(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The closest ive been is when me and other people were getting shot at by a bunch of drunk mexicans. Because one of them got their wallet stolen by a homeless person. Who was found dead the next day.

I went body surfing with my friend, and this huge wave came. It was triple the size of me and I made the mistake of jumping STRAIGHT into it! The wave back hand slapped me across the face and I fell into the water Next thing I know, my face was in the sand, and my friend said I was out for like 20 mins!

I was sound asleep, then my brother comes in with a pillow case & suggests a pillowfight. His was filled with bars of soap. :FU:

Lol i do that every night xD

Onto mine, i was pulling my xbox cable out, and got electruted, 230v right through me, Luckly i was wearing shoes, or i would be dead right now.:bye:

Happened 2 weeks ago

Another time, i was on this swing thing daredevil it was called, well we called it that, only 1 person was meant to be on it, all 3 of my mates and me went on it, I couldnt stay on fell of smashed my head, and they carried me home

Still remember it, couldnt remember anything for a week, didnt know who i was or anything.

That happened to me too. I couldn't breathe and i turned a blueish color.

hmm right now cause i am laughing my 888 of :|

Never been close to death =D

Was trying to start up the barbecue and finally got it lit. Closed the barbecues lid so the wind wouldn't put it out, I come back ~15 minutes later open the lid and the fire just blew up in my face. I knocked the grill down in my attempt to keep the fire from burning me. Had the fire been closer to my lawn, it probably would've ended alot differently.

My artery in my right leg almost snapped in half when i broke my femur.