(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The closest ive been is when me and other people were getting shot at by a bunch of drunk mexicans. Because one of them got their wallet stolen by a homeless person. Who was found dead the next day.

Drunk dad started to beat me up with a hammer. Luckily he stopped when baseball game broadcast came back to view on the TV.

1. On The Holidays, I Tried To Body Surf A Big Wave. I Did It, But Then A Massive Afterwave Got Me And Bent Me Just About In Half. The Wave Cracked My Whole Back, And I Got Winded Under The Water...

Well... Close to death, you know those love heart sweets you can buy? Yeah, well, I had one in my mouth and some dude made me laugh and it got stuck between the bones in my throat... Couldn't breathe or anything, almost blacked out too. I just quickly drank a glass of water & was almost fine, although I couldn't speak for about 3 weeks, 'cause it hurt like hell, I am never eating those sweets again.

When I saw your mom naked.

Choking on a hard boiled sweet when I was about 7

Every time you sneeze your heart stop for a split secound.

last year when me and my mates were messing around at the river and we were walking home when we passed this house and there was this old man having a fag and he said

"alright lads" we went "yeah" he said "wait there ill show you something" so we waited and he came running out with an air rifle and shot my mate in the arse... so we ran off we heard his car screeching up the street i hid behind the wall and the car pulled up right beside me he picked me up i thought he was going to shoot me but he never because my mate can from behind and pushed him so he fell over and then we all got away

crazy story

The 8th grade mile.

I almost died when i was a baby. My mum put me in the bath and went away for 2 seconds and when she came back i was floating their face down and when she pulled me out i was blue and not breathing but luckily she quick revived my ass.

500 posts. =D