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I got one:

So this was after school one day. I was with a couple of my friends and i really had to pee. So, i go inside the bathroom and there's like 4 other kids in there.
I hate going to the bathroom, even peeing, when there's other people there, they're usually obnoxious assholes...
So anyway i'm in there waiting for a urinal. 2 out of 4 people leave, so i grab the urinal. But, the two people who were left were in the 2 stalls which are right next to each other. They start talking to each other, and all of a sudden start screaming, yelling, and pooping. I'm standing there trying to force the piss out of me like a rocket, wondering what they'll do next.
Unfortunately for me, the urinal is right next to one of the stalls. So while the one kid was on the bowl, he sticks out his arm from under the stall's wall and points at me. He says, "WHO IS THAT?!" I'm just saying to myself, "Damn i gotta hurry up." I don't even answer the kid because i was afraid he was gunna grab my leg or something.
So finally i finish my piss and start shaking my wang. I pull up my pants but don't even put my belt on cuz i wanted to get the hell outta there. I run out of the bathroom zipping my fly and buckling my belt, and my two friends are standing there laughing hysterically.
They heard everything! They told me they could hear screaming and yelling from all the way outside. Then i told them about the kid pointing at me and we all ran away.

I has another It's shorter
So this was after school again and i had to pee. So i go in the bathroom, accompanied by my friend. Luckily, there was no one else in there. So as we're leaving, i say something really funny and we start laughing really hard. Great timing, because we walk out the bathroom, laughing while i was putting my belt on. /facepalm
There were like 4 girls at the other end of the hallway looking at us laughing, with me putting my belt on. We soon realized this looked like my friend just gave me head or something in the bathroom. We nod to the ladies and just walk away from that awkward situation.

Both of these involved my buddy You must login or register to view this content. and he can vouch for me

EDIT:
Got another story for on my way to my school's bathroom.
So i was in class and i asked to go to the bathroom (i actually had to pee). So i'm walking down the hallway when the fire alarm goes off. I'm just like, "Damn now i gotta go back." So i start walking back to my room when these random doors in the hallway start to close automatically. I start walking faster, but i was too late.
I was stuck and had to go with another class outside for the fire drill. I felt like a washed-up Indiana Jones....

It was during school. I had to take a piss so I went to the restroom and on my way there I see one of the people that take care of the mentally challenged kids look for a kid he lost.

When I get to the restroom I see the mentally challenged kid trying to empty out a trash can, and as i look to my left i see the walls covered with shit....... That was a bad day.

I was there, scared shitless and left scarred.

these are hilarious stories in here :y:

I go in the restroom once and this kid comes in and he goes to the urinals and he just completly drops his pants and he's liek bare ass naked standing there taking a piss like nothing...
and not weird story but during my freshmen year the asian people had a fight club in the restroom where people just went in and fought and they had like 3 "guards" outside that never let you go in to see the fights

For the fight club there was always fights at my school like that but just for fun & there would like 15 guys in there lol. It was funny af sometimes.!:lol:

dood ur freakin funny man hahaha

Some retarded kid a year or two below me started screaming at me, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! So, I filled my water bottle up after taking a p**s and squirted half the water over to where he was, sure enough, he walked out as if he had just been swimming.

One time Me and my friends were hiding in a big stall in elementry then we got tiolet paper and dipped it in piss water then we randomly threw it and all you hear is "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Then we start cracking up because it hit some random kid taking a piss

Some other time in elementry my friend took a biggo shit on the tiolet seat on purpose then we got sharpies then we wrote all this retarded stuff on the walls

Some other time me and my friends were at some school and there was 5 of us and 2 of them were taking a shit. So 1 was waiting outside and me and my other friend was in the bathroom with them. I didn't know my friends stall wasn't locked so I opened it and he is there wiping his ass standing up LOL. Then my other friend kicked my other friends stall and the lock broke then we were trying to push open the stall and my friend was all like "Dude WTF stop man" LOL

One time in 6th grade me and my friends got a **** load of tiolet paper and clogged the tiolet and I had duct tape (april fools) and I duct taped the handle down so it can keep on flooding. Then I started to piss on the walls LOL Good times good times :carling: