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I got one:

So this was after school one day. I was with a couple of my friends and i really had to pee. So, i go inside the bathroom and there's like 4 other kids in there.
I hate going to the bathroom, even peeing, when there's other people there, they're usually obnoxious assholes...
So anyway i'm in there waiting for a urinal. 2 out of 4 people leave, so i grab the urinal. But, the two people who were left were in the 2 stalls which are right next to each other. They start talking to each other, and all of a sudden start screaming, yelling, and pooping. I'm standing there trying to force the piss out of me like a rocket, wondering what they'll do next.
Unfortunately for me, the urinal is right next to one of the stalls. So while the one kid was on the bowl, he sticks out his arm from under the stall's wall and points at me. He says, "WHO IS THAT?!" I'm just saying to myself, "Damn i gotta hurry up." I don't even answer the kid because i was afraid he was gunna grab my leg or something.
So finally i finish my piss and start shaking my wang. I pull up my pants but don't even put my belt on cuz i wanted to get the hell outta there. I run out of the bathroom zipping my fly and buckling my belt, and my two friends are standing there laughing hysterically.
They heard everything! They told me they could hear screaming and yelling from all the way outside. Then i told them about the kid pointing at me and we all ran away.

I has another It's shorter
So this was after school again and i had to pee. So i go in the bathroom, accompanied by my friend. Luckily, there was no one else in there. So as we're leaving, i say something really funny and we start laughing really hard. Great timing, because we walk out the bathroom, laughing while i was putting my belt on. /facepalm
There were like 4 girls at the other end of the hallway looking at us laughing, with me putting my belt on. We soon realized this looked like my friend just gave me head or something in the bathroom. We nod to the ladies and just walk away from that awkward situation.

Both of these involved my buddy You must login or register to view this content. and he can vouch for me

EDIT:
Got another story for on my way to my school's bathroom.
So i was in class and i asked to go to the bathroom (i actually had to pee). So i'm walking down the hallway when the fire alarm goes off. I'm just like, "Damn now i gotta go back." So i start walking back to my room when these random doors in the hallway start to close automatically. I start walking faster, but i was too late.
I was stuck and had to go with another class outside for the fire drill. I felt like a washed-up Indiana Jones....

Was in spain with a group from college.
Forget where , went to a local mcdonalds cause we needed the toilet.

Go in it jammed packed , the stalls had no doors. Most of the guys was turning around instant then pulling it away.
We all there like O-o

Somebody from are group decided it would be funny to wink at one of the people turning around.
Couple mins later as he left mcdonalds he got slapped on the ass by the person who winked at him.
We burst out laughing.

Erm, no thanks

Lmao wow, that's why i don't trust McDonald's

I was at the urinal nd some fat kid comes in nd starts farting loudly nd rapidly...it sounded like a machine gun...i was laughin my ass off that entire day omg too funny

I Don't Go Into My School Toilets, They're Always Messy, Smell Like Fish And Weed...

cool story bro

haha L:lol:L

i can say i'v never done a number 2 in school in my life.

That last one happend to me as well back in primary haha, lucky i was with a friend so it wasnt all bad

Uhhm most embarassing one?

This one was way back in primary, it dosnt involve a bathroom but piss, Ok imagion me sitting at the end of a table near the teacher, course we had to ask the teacher when hes at his desk to go to the bathroom and this small girl goes up there like bursting then next min i get a yellow liquid under my seat and i notice the girl couldnt hold it and i had yellow shoes all day.