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I got one:

So this was after school one day. I was with a couple of my friends and i really had to pee. So, i go inside the bathroom and there's like 4 other kids in there.
I hate going to the bathroom, even peeing, when there's other people there, they're usually obnoxious assholes...
So anyway i'm in there waiting for a urinal. 2 out of 4 people leave, so i grab the urinal. But, the two people who were left were in the 2 stalls which are right next to each other. They start talking to each other, and all of a sudden start screaming, yelling, and pooping. I'm standing there trying to force the piss out of me like a rocket, wondering what they'll do next.
Unfortunately for me, the urinal is right next to one of the stalls. So while the one kid was on the bowl, he sticks out his arm from under the stall's wall and points at me. He says, "WHO IS THAT?!" I'm just saying to myself, "Damn i gotta hurry up." I don't even answer the kid because i was afraid he was gunna grab my leg or something.
So finally i finish my piss and start shaking my wang. I pull up my pants but don't even put my belt on cuz i wanted to get the hell outta there. I run out of the bathroom zipping my fly and buckling my belt, and my two friends are standing there laughing hysterically.
They heard everything! They told me they could hear screaming and yelling from all the way outside. Then i told them about the kid pointing at me and we all ran away.

I has another It's shorter
So this was after school again and i had to pee. So i go in the bathroom, accompanied by my friend. Luckily, there was no one else in there. So as we're leaving, i say something really funny and we start laughing really hard. Great timing, because we walk out the bathroom, laughing while i was putting my belt on. /facepalm
There were like 4 girls at the other end of the hallway looking at us laughing, with me putting my belt on. We soon realized this looked like my friend just gave me head or something in the bathroom. We nod to the ladies and just walk away from that awkward situation.

Both of these involved my buddy You must login or register to view this content. and he can vouch for me

EDIT:
Got another story for on my way to my school's bathroom.
So i was in class and i asked to go to the bathroom (i actually had to pee). So i'm walking down the hallway when the fire alarm goes off. I'm just like, "Damn now i gotta go back." So i start walking back to my room when these random doors in the hallway start to close automatically. I start walking faster, but i was too late.
I was stuck and had to go with another class outside for the fire drill. I felt like a washed-up Indiana Jones....

Not a weird story but i always...ALWAYS manage to get someone's shitty toilet paper attached to my shoe so when i walk out i get some rare looks.

Sometimes when I go to the washroom in my school, there is blood everywhere.

One time I walked into the bathroom during lunch and there was a mentally challenged kid ( I didn't know that he was mentally challenged or even who he was at the time). He was sitting in a stall with his shirt off, the door open, a popsicle/ice cream in his mouth, grabbing onto the toilet seat, and screaming at the top of his lungs while talking a shit. I got out of there as fast as I could. I saw him a few more times in there and he started to talk to me about his life and I found out he lived near me. One time I also saw him with his pants down, ass in the air, drying his ass on the hand dryer.

*posts fake story*

*waits to get thanks*

:fyea:


*sees groans about it being fake*

kay:


*gets flamed off NGU*

:fa:

LOL. But yeah it is very rare I use a public bathroom as it is always dirty and smells like P!ss and sh!t. It is mainly in this condition due to people like this and I find it absolutely appalling that someone would do something as childish as p!ssing on the wall.

Well, this one time, me and five of my friends all went to the bathroom and we all went into one stall. Whenever a kid walked in we would all make really loud banging noises and act as if we were orgasming and having an orgy. One of our teachers is a homosexual male. Thank GOD he didn't walk in.

Haha, none really, apart from the horrible stench of all public toilets. /facepalm

How much times do you gotta pee?

I get in, do my thing and get out. Undetected, Yes. Im stealth.