Post: Osama Joke thread.
05-02-2011, 08:56 PM #1
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It's big news at the moment that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, so lets make light of it with a couple of jokes shall we?

Also, please don't debate whether or not he's dead in this thread, I'm sure you can go somewhere else to do that.

Osama's Kill/Death ratio was more like 1 death, 0 kills, 2967 assists.
That's what he gets for camping.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!
In Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

They don't catch bin laden for 9/11 ...but wen he brings down the Playstation Network ....he has crossed the line.

Bin Ladens last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.

Osama’s Location was Given Away After His Playstation Network Details were Hacked.
Thanks PSN.

Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.

My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war";
I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive.

I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.

Osama Bin Ladens death was apparently caused by the Arsenal match.
When they scored he shouted, "Come on you gunners!".

Osama Bin Ladins men are shocked at the news of his death.
They thought nobody took a bin out on a bank holiday.

Some memes.

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If you have anymore, I will be happy to add them to the thread.
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Mr Grumpy, Sempiternal
05-02-2011, 08:59 PM #2
SweatyMidgets
Swagger Swagger
I like tha psn one Winky Winky lol
05-02-2011, 08:59 PM #3
Mr Grumpy
< ^ > < ^ >
For the last time i aint dead :FU:

But nice thread dude :y: thanked and stuph

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i--DanieL_, PatheticBowler
05-02-2011, 09:00 PM #4
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by Bin
For the last time i aint dead :FU:

But nice thread dude :y: thanked and stuph

Best joke of them all. =D
05-02-2011, 09:01 PM #5
/facepalm .
05-02-2011, 09:02 PM #6
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
Ok I could have sworn this was posted like 3 times already, but I cant find any of them :confused:
05-02-2011, 09:06 PM #7
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by I View Post
Ok I could have sworn this was posted like 3 times already, but I cant find any of them :confused:

I searched a lot but couldn't find one. I thought someone would have bet me to it also. :confused:
05-02-2011, 09:07 PM #8
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
Originally posted by i
I searched a lot but couldn't find one. I thought someone would have bet me to it also. :confused:


LOL the thing is they did, the mods must have removed them.
05-02-2011, 09:10 PM #9
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by I View Post
LOL the thing is they did, the mods must have removed them.

I don't see why though? Maybe the staff of NGU are members of Al-Queda? :carling:
05-02-2011, 09:11 PM #10
Winning
Former Staff
Funny, but not really worth the post.

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