Post: Osama Joke thread.
05-02-2011, 08:56 PM #1
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It's big news at the moment that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, so lets make light of it with a couple of jokes shall we?

Also, please don't debate whether or not he's dead in this thread, I'm sure you can go somewhere else to do that.

Osama's Kill/Death ratio was more like 1 death, 0 kills, 2967 assists.
That's what he gets for camping.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!
In Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

They don't catch bin laden for 9/11 ...but wen he brings down the Playstation Network ....he has crossed the line.

Bin Ladens last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.

Osama’s Location was Given Away After His Playstation Network Details were Hacked.
Thanks PSN.

Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.

My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war";
I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive.

I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.

Osama Bin Ladens death was apparently caused by the Arsenal match.
When they scored he shouted, "Come on you gunners!".

Osama Bin Ladins men are shocked at the news of his death.
They thought nobody took a bin out on a bank holiday.

Some memes.

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05-02-2011, 10:37 PM #20
Rath
Today Will Be Different
Originally posted by i
It's big news at the moment that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, so lets make light of it with a couple of jokes shall we?

Also, please don't debate whether or not he's dead in this thread, I'm sure you can go somewhere else to do that.

Osama's Kill/Death ratio was more like 1 death, 0 kills, 2967 assists.
That's what he gets for camping.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!
In Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

They don't catch bin laden for 9/11 ...but wen he brings down the Playstation Network ....he has crossed the line.

Bin Ladens last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.

Osama’s Location was Given Away After His Playstation Network Details were Hacked.
Thanks PSN.

Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.

My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war";
I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive.

I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.

Some memes.

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Haha my friend called and texted me at like 9:50 last night saying this "The only way they found Osama was from his PSN details they hacked"... I was lol'ing for awhile and it was the first psn related one I heard xD
05-02-2011, 11:21 PM #21
Osama Bin Laden 2nd Champion on game of Hide 'n Seek 01-11

Almost as good as Waldo :carling:
05-03-2011, 01:29 AM #22
Man of Steel
It lives, my 360 is back
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05-03-2011, 03:57 PM #23
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by Iriish View Post
Osama Bin Ladins men are shocked at the news of his death. They thought nobody took a bin out on a bank holiday :p /facepalm

Lol. I'll add that to the thread, thanks.
05-03-2011, 04:03 PM #24
Konsole
A.K.A Konsole
Originally posted by i
It's big news at the moment that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, so lets make light of it with a couple of jokes shall we?

Also, please don't debate whether or not he's dead in this thread, I'm sure you can go somewhere else to do that.

Osama's Kill/Death ratio was more like 1 death, 0 kills, 2967 assists.
That's what he gets for camping.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!
In Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

They don't catch bin laden for 9/11 ...but wen he brings down the Playstation Network ....he has crossed the line.

Bin Ladens last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.

Osama’s Location was Given Away After His Playstation Network Details were Hacked.
Thanks PSN.

Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.

My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war";
I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive.

I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.

Osama Bin Ladens death was apparently caused by the Arsenal match.
When they scored he shouted, "Come on you gunners!".

Osama Bin Ladins men are shocked at the news of his death.
They thought nobody took a bin out on a bank holiday.

Some memes.

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The awkward moment when Bin Laden uses a tactical insertion :FU:


I'm loving all this Talibanter. :carling:

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i--DanieL_
05-03-2011, 07:42 PM #25
alalalala... oh, shit! it was a dud!!
05-03-2011, 07:51 PM #26
LOL some of there are quite good Happy
05-03-2011, 07:54 PM #27
Pakistan might be a 3rd world country, but at least they take their Bins out on bank holidays.
05-03-2011, 07:57 PM #28
dany1234
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He may be dead, but hes still blowing up our news feeds.

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