Post: Osama Joke thread.
05-02-2011, 08:56 PM #1
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It's big news at the moment that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, so lets make light of it with a couple of jokes shall we?

Also, please don't debate whether or not he's dead in this thread, I'm sure you can go somewhere else to do that.

Osama's Kill/Death ratio was more like 1 death, 0 kills, 2967 assists.
That's what he gets for camping.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!
In Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

They don't catch bin laden for 9/11 ...but wen he brings down the Playstation Network ....he has crossed the line.

Bin Ladens last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.

Osama’s Location was Given Away After His Playstation Network Details were Hacked.
Thanks PSN.

Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.

My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war";
I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive.

I can understand George Clooney or Brad Pitt maybe, but Osama Bin Laden as most wanted man is just crazy.

Osama Bin Ladens death was apparently caused by the Arsenal match.
When they scored he shouted, "Come on you gunners!".

Osama Bin Ladins men are shocked at the news of his death.
They thought nobody took a bin out on a bank holiday.

Some memes.

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If you have anymore, I will be happy to add them to the thread.
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05-03-2011, 08:23 PM #29
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05-03-2011, 08:25 PM #30
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05-04-2011, 12:21 AM #31
SupaTrollioBros
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Okay, so we are going to make joke threads everytime someone dies. Tell me when your mom dies then.
05-04-2011, 01:09 PM #32
i--DanieL_
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Originally posted by SupaTrollioBros View Post
Okay, so we are going to make joke threads everytime someone dies. Tell me when your mom dies then.

My mom wasn't responsible for 9/11.
05-04-2011, 01:12 PM #33
battlebudy
Gym leader
lol this is so funny
05-07-2011, 06:12 PM #34
Ultimate-Playa
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A' heard The Dyslexic Special Forces got involved in the Bin Laden operation.

They raided Debenhams on Sunday after they heard Bed Linen wiz oan the 3rd floor.
05-07-2011, 06:21 PM #35
FlutterShy
Big Daddy
Not sure what's worse for Osama: the fact he got found and killed, or that he now has to explain to a bunch of suicide bombers where their virgins are.


So Osama bin Laden was buried at sea just as Japan had dumped radioactive water into the ocean.

This has the makings of an awesome monster movie.

It was actually the English responsible for killing Osama, we gave the Americans the address and asked them to rescue him.

Credit to Sickipedia :3.
05-07-2011, 06:26 PM #36
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At least I can fight
Lol at the achievement one.

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