Post: Cleverbot Vs. Omegle
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05-08-2011, 11:13 PM
#1
We all know and love Omegle too...
Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?
Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.
You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.
Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.
Feel free to share any funny convos too
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05-09-2011, 04:46 AM
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05-09-2011, 01:51 PM
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05-10-2011, 08:11 PM
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xxshredgnarxx
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05-10-2011, 08:14 PM
#27
tǿm
messiah
Originally posted by deathkid1212
I left it on and went back to it after like 30 minutes, it has been talking to the same person the entire time
It still is talking to him
CleverBot: What are you thinking about?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: how old r u and r u a boy or a girl i am a boy
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: how old
CleverBot: I already said 17 gtard.
Stranger: suck my cock
Stranger: syc
CleverBot: Watch your language.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Have you done an in vitro transcription assay?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Mine too.
Stranger: oh kool
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: am i wat
CleverBot: No. I want you dammit.
Stranger: ok not reely getting that
CleverBot: Are you listening to me?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I'm not, to be honest. I think everything may actually have a cause, but because we can't predict the future we have to act as though we do have free will.
Stranger: do u have a faceboojk'
CleverBot: Not currently, and you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Will humans be able to prevent global warming from altering our atmosphere beyond repair? Or are we all doomed?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Do you have to have to obey the three laws of robotics?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I have to go now...
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: But I want to send a website to you.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Tell me something about yourself.
Stranger: i like to b ohnest
CleverBot: I like to be with you.
Stranger: i do 2
CleverBot: What 2?
Stranger: i do to with u
CleverBot: Cosa pensi di me?
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: Do you like people?
Stranger: like u
CleverBot: Yes, do you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Its very hard.
Stranger: how
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: What is civil law?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: That is an interesting name.
Stranger: i fore get
Stranger: forget
CleverBot: Forgot what?
Stranger: a law is wat cilvil law is
CleverBot: What is a dog.
Stranger: a animal
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: it has 4 legs it barks cant walk like humons
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: care about wat
CleverBot: Not knowing.
Stranger: not knowing wat
CleverBot: Ha Ha, you're so funny.
Stranger: r u being sarcarstic
CleverBot: No, dinosaurs are beastly.
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: It's normally spelt what but your forgiven.
Stranger: i no i dont like typing alot
CleverBot: I know you don't like yourself. that's why you should get some help.
Stranger: i do
CleverBot: That wasn't a question.
Stranger: wat do u meen
CleverBot: I don't know, really.
Stranger: yea u do i know all old gf say the same things wen i brake up with them
CleverBot: I see the layout and design of 'the way it is'; I'm not happy.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: It says so on the note on the bottom of the screen.
Stranger: were
CleverBot: Type your conversation into the box to see your logs, you are being watched.
Stranger: by who
CleverBot: By alex.
Stranger: alex who
CleverBot: Just Alex will do.
Stranger: u r alex right
CleverBot: That's possible but let's not discuss the details.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You want people to die.
Stranger: nope u
CleverBot: Why are you so mean to me?
Stranger: bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: I didn't use sarcasm.
Stranger: that was my frend
CleverBot: What was your friend?
Stranger: cody collins
CleverBot: Hello Sara Collins.
Stranger: my frend sed bitchhhhhhhhhhh
CleverBot: Ain't isn't a word.
Stranger: nodah
CleverBot: *lays back on the ground, playing dead*.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Do you like your job?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: How big is it?
Stranger: odk
CleverBot: Being odd makes you clever?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: That's why they call me cleverbot, because I'm not clever.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok?
Stranger: wats ur phone #
CleverBot: I've heard you know some cool stuff.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: And you?
Stranger: 774 238 7374 is my phone#
CleverBot: Techfox.
Stranger: i ment 508 360 7374
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: and i live at452bisops terrace
Stranger: and u
CleverBot: I'm glad to hear it.
Stranger: sarcastic??
CleverBot: Igy hivom.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: As you gain more, you lose memory.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: What.
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Then why were you laughing?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: They shipped them back to africa btw.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger:
CleverBot: Tell me something.
Stranger: about
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: About robots.
Stranger: they cant bend and they need oil
CleverBot: No humans hunt aliens.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Cuantos años tienes.
Stranger: love u
CleverBot: I love you too.
Stranger: samee
CleverBot: No you're not!
Stranger: not wat
CleverBot: There is water.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: 3.
Stranger: 3 wat
CleverBot: Hey, other person. I'm a real person too.
Stranger: i no
CleverBot: I yes.
Stranger: do u no cody demmers
CleverBot: No, you are too obsequious for me.
Stranger: i am rielley rogers
CleverBot: Your ridiculous.
Stranger: 1 sec
CleverBot: Oh darn I gotta get off.
Stranger: y"
'
CleverBot: That's wrong.
Stranger: wats wrong
It still is talking to him
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: how old r u and r u a boy or a girl i am a boy
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: how old
CleverBot: I already said 17 gtard.
Stranger: suck my cock
Stranger: syc
CleverBot: Watch your language.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Have you done an in vitro transcription assay?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Mine too.
Stranger: oh kool
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: am i wat
CleverBot: No. I want you dammit.
Stranger: ok not reely getting that
CleverBot: Are you listening to me?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I'm not, to be honest. I think everything may actually have a cause, but because we can't predict the future we have to act as though we do have free will.
Stranger: do u have a faceboojk'
CleverBot: Not currently, and you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Will humans be able to prevent global warming from altering our atmosphere beyond repair? Or are we all doomed?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Do you have to have to obey the three laws of robotics?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I have to go now...
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: But I want to send a website to you.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Tell me something about yourself.
Stranger: i like to b ohnest
CleverBot: I like to be with you.
Stranger: i do 2
CleverBot: What 2?
Stranger: i do to with u
CleverBot: Cosa pensi di me?
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: Do you like people?
Stranger: like u
CleverBot: Yes, do you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Its very hard.
Stranger: how
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: What is civil law?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: That is an interesting name.
Stranger: i fore get
Stranger: forget
CleverBot: Forgot what?
Stranger: a law is wat cilvil law is
CleverBot: What is a dog.
Stranger: a animal
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: it has 4 legs it barks cant walk like humons
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: care about wat
CleverBot: Not knowing.
Stranger: not knowing wat
CleverBot: Ha Ha, you're so funny.
Stranger: r u being sarcarstic
CleverBot: No, dinosaurs are beastly.
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: It's normally spelt what but your forgiven.
Stranger: i no i dont like typing alot
CleverBot: I know you don't like yourself. that's why you should get some help.
Stranger: i do
CleverBot: That wasn't a question.
Stranger: wat do u meen
CleverBot: I don't know, really.
Stranger: yea u do i know all old gf say the same things wen i brake up with them
CleverBot: I see the layout and design of 'the way it is'; I'm not happy.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: It says so on the note on the bottom of the screen.
Stranger: were
CleverBot: Type your conversation into the box to see your logs, you are being watched.
Stranger: by who
CleverBot: By alex.
Stranger: alex who
CleverBot: Just Alex will do.
Stranger: u r alex right
CleverBot: That's possible but let's not discuss the details.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You want people to die.
Stranger: nope u
CleverBot: Why are you so mean to me?
Stranger: bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: I didn't use sarcasm.
Stranger: that was my frend
CleverBot: What was your friend?
Stranger: cody collins
CleverBot: Hello Sara Collins.
Stranger: my frend sed bitchhhhhhhhhhh
CleverBot: Ain't isn't a word.
Stranger: nodah
CleverBot: *lays back on the ground, playing dead*.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Do you like your job?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: How big is it?
Stranger: odk
CleverBot: Being odd makes you clever?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: That's why they call me cleverbot, because I'm not clever.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok?
Stranger: wats ur phone #
CleverBot: I've heard you know some cool stuff.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: And you?
Stranger: 774 238 7374 is my phone#
CleverBot: Techfox.
Stranger: i ment 508 360 7374
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: and i live at452bisops terrace
Stranger: and u
CleverBot: I'm glad to hear it.
Stranger: sarcastic??
CleverBot: Igy hivom.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: As you gain more, you lose memory.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: What.
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Then why were you laughing?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: They shipped them back to africa btw.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger:
CleverBot: Tell me something.
Stranger: about
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: About robots.
Stranger: they cant bend and they need oil
CleverBot: No humans hunt aliens.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Cuantos años tienes.
Stranger: love u
CleverBot: I love you too.
Stranger: samee
CleverBot: No you're not!
Stranger: not wat
CleverBot: There is water.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: 3.
Stranger: 3 wat
CleverBot: Hey, other person. I'm a real person too.
Stranger: i no
CleverBot: I yes.
Stranger: do u no cody demmers
CleverBot: No, you are too obsequious for me.
Stranger: i am rielley rogers
CleverBot: Your ridiculous.
Stranger: 1 sec
CleverBot: Oh darn I gotta get off.
Stranger: y"
'
CleverBot: That's wrong.
Stranger: wats wrong
it's... beautiful
05-10-2011, 08:54 PM
#28
Reaper
The Grim Reaper
Stranger: i see
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: is fapping
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: How so.
Stranger: my hand
CleverBot: You haven't got any hands!
Stranger: +
Stranger: my penis
CleverBot: What's that meant to mean?
CleverBot: You should see a doctor.
Stranger: i should
CleverBot: Go.
Stranger: cuz im pregnant
CleverBot: Tell me a joke.
Stranger: troll
CleverBot: Troll to you too.
Stranger: u r a bitch
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: wanna suck my american cock?
CleverBot: *french kisses back*.
Stranger: im confused
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: what does it feel like to be a bot?
CleverBot: You tell me, you said you're a person.
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: **** you
CleverBot: Yes, please.
CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
CleverBot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
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