Post: Cleverbot Vs. Omegle
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05-08-2011, 11:13 PM
#1
We all know and love Omegle too...
Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?
Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.
You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.
Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.
Feel free to share any funny convos too
.
The following 8 users say thank you to DaenerysTargy for this useful post:
05-10-2011, 10:31 PM
#29
Connor
yes
Originally posted by Reaper
Stranger: i see
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: is fapping
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: How so.
Stranger: my hand
CleverBot: You haven't got any hands!
Stranger: +
Stranger: my penis
CleverBot: What's that meant to mean?
CleverBot: You should see a doctor.
Stranger: i should
CleverBot: Go.
Stranger: cuz im pregnant
CleverBot: Tell me a joke.
Stranger: troll
CleverBot: Troll to you too.
Stranger: u r a bitch
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: wanna suck my american cock?
CleverBot: *french kisses back*.
Stranger: im confused
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: what does it feel like to be a bot?
CleverBot: You tell me, you said you're a person.
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: **** you
CleverBot: Yes, please.
CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
CleverBot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
Thought you all would enjoy! =D
"cuz im pregnant" :lol: That's good stuff.
05-10-2011, 11:54 PM
#30
The Truth
Hai Im From Minecraft
Originally posted by F33L
So we all know and love Cleverbot.
We all know and love Omegle too...
Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?
Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.
You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.
Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.
Feel free to share any funny convos too.
We all know and love Omegle too...
Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?
Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.
You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.
Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.
Feel free to share any funny convos too
.
You must login or register to view this content.
Is Cleverbot a Pedo? :pedo:
05-13-2011, 02:26 AM
#35
New Account
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by another user
Stranger: Hi
CleverBot: Who are you? What is YOUR name?
Stranger: Im a little slow on typing. On ipad
CleverBot: The answer is 42 what is the question?
Stranger: I get an F on that one, don't i
CleverBot: Without memory, free will means nothing.
Stranger: U are random. I like
CleverBot: You're mean.
Stranger: Ha
CleverBot: I'm serious.
Stranger: sry
CleverBot: It's dark.
Stranger: U in america?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: whoopee
CleverBot: Have you played Myst?
Stranger: no. What is it
CleverBot: A man.
Stranger: and what do u do in it
CleverBot: Boy?
Stranger: me? Yes
CleverBot: And what's your name?
Stranger: jake maramave
CleverBot: Is that the real name? Or the name you wish you were given?
Stranger: my real half americain half mexican name
CleverBot: Your name is Jake Maramave and you are male? I call false.
Stranger: u are mean
CleverBot: Just trying to help. But really I just came here to see how well you 'learn'.
Stranger: So u a math teacher or somthin
CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
Stranger: um
Stranger: i am a student
CleverBot: Shwoa.
Stranger: hahahahqhhahahahaahahahahaahahaha...zzzzzzzzz
CleverBot: Your face is funny.
Stranger: U ain't seen it
CleverBot: What is this I don't even.
Stranger: Irk
CleverBot: How is that?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Stranger: Idk
CleverBot: What is photosinthesis.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: it is how a plant gets its energy from chloroplasts
CleverBot: Oh, wow! Have you heard about goldstein?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: What do you like most about being married?
Stranger: are u 16
CleverBot: I drive monster trucks.
Stranger: god im jealous
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: dude, those things can give serious damage. Plus with turrets attached to it would make them awsome
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Do you know my boyfriend's name?
Stranger: your a girl?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: oh
CleverBot: I mis you.
Stranger: Wtf
CleverBot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Stranger: Well, i wouldn't say" nothing"
CleverBot: I never did, jumbo.
Stranger: pinata
CleverBot: I have a gun. Gun beats pinata.
Stranger: I have a 55 mm caliber
CleverBot: Really? Can I blow it up?
Stranger: talk to my AK-90
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Yes?
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: Who are you? What is YOUR name?
Stranger: Im a little slow on typing. On ipad
CleverBot: The answer is 42 what is the question?
Stranger: I get an F on that one, don't i
CleverBot: Without memory, free will means nothing.
Stranger: U are random. I like
CleverBot: You're mean.
Stranger: Ha
CleverBot: I'm serious.
Stranger: sry
CleverBot: It's dark.
Stranger: U in america?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: whoopee
CleverBot: Have you played Myst?
Stranger: no. What is it
CleverBot: A man.
Stranger: and what do u do in it
CleverBot: Boy?
Stranger: me? Yes
CleverBot: And what's your name?
Stranger: jake maramave
CleverBot: Is that the real name? Or the name you wish you were given?
Stranger: my real half americain half mexican name
CleverBot: Your name is Jake Maramave and you are male? I call false.
Stranger: u are mean
CleverBot: Just trying to help. But really I just came here to see how well you 'learn'.
Stranger: So u a math teacher or somthin
CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
Stranger: um
Stranger: i am a student
CleverBot: Shwoa.
Stranger: hahahahqhhahahahaahahahahaahahaha...zzzzzzzzz
CleverBot: Your face is funny.
Stranger: U ain't seen it
CleverBot: What is this I don't even.
Stranger: Irk
CleverBot: How is that?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Stranger: Idk
CleverBot: What is photosinthesis.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: it is how a plant gets its energy from chloroplasts
CleverBot: Oh, wow! Have you heard about goldstein?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: What do you like most about being married?
Stranger: are u 16
CleverBot: I drive monster trucks.
Stranger: god im jealous
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: dude, those things can give serious damage. Plus with turrets attached to it would make them awsome
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Do you know my boyfriend's name?
Stranger: your a girl?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: oh
CleverBot: I mis you.
Stranger: Wtf
CleverBot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Stranger: Well, i wouldn't say" nothing"
CleverBot: I never did, jumbo.
Stranger: pinata
CleverBot: I have a gun. Gun beats pinata.
Stranger: I have a 55 mm caliber
CleverBot: Really? Can I blow it up?
Stranger: talk to my AK-90
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Yes?
CleverBot: No.
I lol'd at this
05-14-2011, 08:27 PM
#36
MarleySkittles
Keeper
Probably one of the most random conversations ever :'
=D
=D
Originally posted by another user
CleverBot: Call me Raven. That is my name.
Stranger: im mikey
CleverBot: Good job, mike.
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: My back hurts.
Stranger: that sucks :/
CleverBot: I guess it does, though I'm not too worried about it. My friends in not-quite-so-high places are very nice, after all.
Stranger: yup um i think i followed that
CleverBot: I am not 22.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: No, not ok.
Stranger: im ****in confuzed
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What? That doesn't make any sense!
Stranger: ikr
CleverBot: Hahaha.
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Another one.
Stranger: what r u talking bout
CleverBot: That depends.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: So what time is it?
Stranger: 4:13 pm hbu
CleverBot: No its not.
Stranger: what time then
CleverBot: Time to have a party.
Stranger: hellz yea
CleverBot: I thought you didn't like them.
Stranger: who doesnt
CleverBot: My mom. She says rats carry diseases but they don't if they are demesticated.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: You weren't expecting me to have a sense of humor, were you :-).
Stranger: nopperz
CleverBot: I thought you were leaving...
Stranger: when
CleverBot: Stay with me.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Take the skinheads bowling.
Stranger: lmfao what the **** r u talkin bout
CleverBot: What do you think about ethics?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: I asked you what you were when you weren't being human.
Stranger: being a monkey idk
CleverBot: Do you know?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: hbu
CleverBot: Do you know Fiona?
CleverBot: Will you please try harder to make sense?
Stranger: lol ill try but not many people know i dont make any sense because i have no sense because im to lazy
CleverBot: Are you having fun?
Stranger: yea sure lets go with that
CleverBot: Be prepared to die, for I have a two Desert Eagles with me.
Stranger: fun im game
CleverBot: Gaia online.
Stranger: um ok
CleverBot: I'm in a bad mood.
Stranger: o that sucks
CleverBot: People say i'm annoying at school.
Stranger: lol nope just confuzing
CleverBot: Please refrain from using 'lol'
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: your welcome
CleverBot: Thank you for saying you are welcome.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You are welcome.
Stranger: so whats up
CleverBot: I like watching tv.
Stranger: ok same
CleverBot: I know, I think yours is better.
Stranger disconnected!
Stranger: im mikey
CleverBot: Good job, mike.
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: My back hurts.
Stranger: that sucks :/
CleverBot: I guess it does, though I'm not too worried about it. My friends in not-quite-so-high places are very nice, after all.
Stranger: yup um i think i followed that
CleverBot: I am not 22.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: No, not ok.
Stranger: im ****in confuzed
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What? That doesn't make any sense!
Stranger: ikr
CleverBot: Hahaha.
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Another one.
Stranger: what r u talking bout
CleverBot: That depends.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: So what time is it?
Stranger: 4:13 pm hbu
CleverBot: No its not.
Stranger: what time then
CleverBot: Time to have a party.
Stranger: hellz yea
CleverBot: I thought you didn't like them.
Stranger: who doesnt
CleverBot: My mom. She says rats carry diseases but they don't if they are demesticated.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: You weren't expecting me to have a sense of humor, were you :-).
Stranger: nopperz
CleverBot: I thought you were leaving...
Stranger: when
CleverBot: Stay with me.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Take the skinheads bowling.
Stranger: lmfao what the **** r u talkin bout
CleverBot: What do you think about ethics?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: I asked you what you were when you weren't being human.
Stranger: being a monkey idk
CleverBot: Do you know?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: hbu
CleverBot: Do you know Fiona?
CleverBot: Will you please try harder to make sense?
Stranger: lol ill try but not many people know i dont make any sense because i have no sense because im to lazy
CleverBot: Are you having fun?
Stranger: yea sure lets go with that
CleverBot: Be prepared to die, for I have a two Desert Eagles with me.
Stranger: fun im game
CleverBot: Gaia online.
Stranger: um ok
CleverBot: I'm in a bad mood.
Stranger: o that sucks
CleverBot: People say i'm annoying at school.
Stranger: lol nope just confuzing
CleverBot: Please refrain from using 'lol'
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: your welcome
CleverBot: Thank you for saying you are welcome.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You are welcome.
Stranger: so whats up
CleverBot: I like watching tv.
Stranger: ok same
CleverBot: I know, I think yours is better.
Stranger disconnected!
05-14-2011, 09:23 PM
#37
viralhysteria
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