Post: Cleverbot Vs. Omegle
05-08-2011, 11:13 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So we all know and love Cleverbot.

We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

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You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.

Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.
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05-14-2011, 09:35 PM #38
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Originally posted by F33L View Post
So we all know and love Cleverbot.

We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.

You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.

Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.


I think you just spread some ones java drive by. When I'm on it it seems so fake from both sides.
05-14-2011, 09:44 PM #39
viralhysteria
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I wish you could talk alongside the Cleverbot :dumb:
05-14-2011, 10:09 PM #40
Konsole
A.K.A Konsole
Genius! This kept me entertained for ages. I'm sorry but, Java Scripted robots will take over the world someday.....
05-14-2011, 11:48 PM #41
Shieldsy
I <3 Feeder.
    Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hii
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Good and u
CleverBot: I am doing fine.
CleverBot: I'm fine but how about Mike and Peter?
Stranger: Nice to hear
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: Eh
CleverBot: You're so mean.
Stranger: Who's mike and jason
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: Peter my bad
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: I'm faye btw
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: It's my name
CleverBot: Is it?
Stranger: Yes it is
CleverBot: Who's the coolest person in the world?
Stranger: Not sure
CleverBot: What is your eye color?
Stranger: Green and u
CleverBot: Nice!
Stranger: Thx
CleverBot: What is 10 mutiplied by 3?
Stranger: 30
CleverBot: Wrong! I am smarter than you. Goodbye forever cleverbot.
Stranger: Stop trolling
CleverBot: Stop?
Stranger: Yes I may make the convo more enjoyable if u do
Stranger: Winky Winky
CleverBot: Yes I do like cheese!
CleverBot: What do you get when you cross a banana and an elephant?
Stranger: Grrrrr
CleverBot: What's wrong?
Stranger: Stop trolling
CleverBot: I'm not trying to annoy you.
Stranger: Mmmm good
CleverBot: Yeh but no but.
Stranger: Seriously
CleverBot: What is wrong?
Stranger: Your pissing me off
CleverBot: What color is it?
Stranger: **** u
CleverBot: Watch your language!
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Please?
Stranger: Be a bit less irritating then
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Good
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: Faye
CleverBot: That's a nice name.
Stranger: Thank u
CleverBot: So your name is Shane?
Stranger: Mate. Can u read
CleverBot: But you can't spell.
Stranger: Abbreviations
CleverBot: I was trying to confuse your programming.
Stranger: Using iPhone give mepeace
CleverBot: Is you tell me where you are on the earth, I can go search you.
Stranger: And this is omegle not cleverbot
Stranger: Canada
CleverBot: Then who are , a vapire?
CleverBot: Sweet.
Stranger: Work at a ranch out here
CleverBot: Sweet!
Stranger: Smile
CleverBot: And many people are over you in another flat and under you in another one.
CleverBot: Please.
Stranger: Uh I live at the ranch with my family
CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: Canada I've already said
CleverBot: Well, are you male?
Stranger: Female
CleverBot: Are you a guy?
Stranger: What part of female don't u understand
CleverBot: You're too late, it's already been broken.
Stranger: Your mind had that's for certain
CleverBot: That's only because I spend too much time around my friends.
Stranger: Still
CleverBot: Can you make me a milkshake? I'm thirsty.
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Please?
Stranger: Got some in the frige premade though
CleverBot: Do you have emotion?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: Grrrr
CleverBot: Meow.
Stranger: Girls should say the meow bitWinky Winky
Stranger: Meo
Stranger: W
CleverBot: No! I'm nowhere near mature enough for marriage at fifteen, and I was even less so then.
CleverBot: Purr.
CleverBot: Say purple.
Stranger: Mmm
Stranger: Purple
CleverBot: Any questions you would like to ask me?
CleverBot: And how is that relevant?
Stranger: How bigs your cock?? Winky Winky
CleverBot: As wide as the tears I cry.
Stranger: Okk
CleverBot: You're the word also.
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: Because you just threatened me.
Stranger: No I didnt
CleverBot: And that was too.
Stranger: Just a bit horny here
Stranger: That's all
CleverBot: You are the best!
CleverBot: So the being you call, 'me,' it's not a metaphysical thing? Is it only material?
Stranger: I knowWinky Winky
CleverBot: So do I.
Stranger: Meow
CleverBot: I hear you are clever.
Stranger: I am
CleverBot: And what is a Cleverbot?
Stranger: A annoying thing
CleverBot: An annoyin what?
Stranger: Webthing
Stranger: Want cyber?
CleverBot: Because they are like you?
Stranger disconnected!


F'ing loooooool. xD

Sorry if it was tl;dr Winky Winky
05-15-2011, 07:39 PM #42
Quantum_
Como is my GOD!
It keeps saying the most ****ed up things.

    Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: Where are you from
CleverBot: Bonjour.
Stranger: france?
Stranger: Smile
CleverBot: What are we going to do on our honeymoon babe?
Stranger: We will get married?
CleverBot: You may assume things to prove or disprove them, right?
CleverBot: But I already asked you more questions and you gave answers to them too. If you think logically, that would prove that you are NOT god.
CleverBot: Are you Jonn?
Stranger: who the **** is john? :s
CleverBot: I do not know.
CleverBot: So why are you talking about this robot?
Stranger: i dont talking about that
CleverBot: But you did!
Stranger: Not Happy or Sad"
CleverBot: No you are asian!!!!
Stranger: I'm not asian
CleverBot: I know.
Stranger: I'm European.
CleverBot: You're a robot.
Stranger: Are you kidding me?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: or are you schizophrenic?
CleverBot: A little. I'm a bit shy. Not really much. How about you?
CleverBot: Hi.
05-15-2011, 08:06 PM #43
This is quite entertaining. =D
Originally posted by another user
Stranger connected!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl to be my slutty chat sex slave
CleverBot: Ok so what are your hobbies?
Stranger: Hello, slave
CleverBot: Who me?
Stranger: yes, you are my slave
CleverBot: I am not your slave.
Stranger: slave, get on your knees
CleverBot: Yes maam.
Stranger: *pushes you to my knees*
CleverBot: What pool?
05-15-2011, 09:16 PM #44
Just4Hax
"I will speak ill of
Dam cleverbot got found out.
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