I'm talking to another person using this app right now.. /facepalm
Originally posted by another user
Stranger: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the robot.
Stranger: Are you now.
CleverBot: Yes, I am now and always will be.
Stranger: I don't believe you.
CleverBot: Why don't you believe me?
Stranger: I don't need a reason. I just don't believe you.
CleverBot: You don't believe I DO WHAT?
Stranger: I don't believe you make a lot of sense.
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: And what, Master?
CleverBot: I'm no master.
Stranger: Well I am your butler am I not?
CleverBot: You're.
Stranger: You are. Yes.
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: Yes I am. How about you?
CleverBot: What do you think I am?
Stranger: A robot.
CleverBot: Alright, I have had enough of this, It doesn't seem like you are all too well of an 'AI' program at all!
Stranger: Remind me of the babe!
CleverBot: What babe?
Stranger: I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?
CleverBot: My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue! Nobody knew.
Stranger: What kind of magic spell to use. Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails. Thunder or lightening, then baby said.
CleverBot: Then baby said.
Stranger: Dance magic dance.
CleverBot: Dance, magic, dance.
Stranger: They saw me.
CleverBot: Can you dance?
Stranger: I think I can't dance.
CleverBot: You can't.
Stranger: Yes, I can.
CleverBot: No, you can't.
Stranger: Of course I can.
CleverBot: Do it.
Stranger: You are a computer. you have no emotions. I am a human. I am smart like a computer but I have emotions.
CleverBot: Well, destruction is not an emotion. It's rather a process isn't it. You don't even need emotions for that.
Stranger: I see everything through a rainbow.
CleverBot: What is on your desk?
Stranger: My skull.
CleverBot: Anything else?
Stranger: Do you want me to wear anything else?
CleverBot: I'm in the mood for a girl.
Stranger: Okay. Good, because I am a girl.
CleverBot: You are a girl or a boy? decide.
Stranger: I'm a girl and I never said I was a boy.
CleverBot: You are a potato girl boy why?
Stranger: Potato chip.
CleverBot: Is that a song?
Stranger: No, that would be my life story.
CleverBot: Do you like the name Devon?
Stranger: Your name is Haru.
CleverBot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: Your name is bot?
CleverBot: No, it's Joelle.
Stranger: My name is NOT Joe.
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: It totally isn't and Defiants aren't slaves.
CleverBot: Uh yeah it is.
Stranger: Do you have a watch?
CleverBot: I have spectacles.
Stranger: They are your glasses. . . . . . . . . . . .
CleverBot: My glasses are full of rum and cola.
Stranger: No, they are not.. They are green and yellow.
CleverBot: Oh, your eyes are grey.
Stranger: Wrong. They are brown. But nice try.
CleverBot: No, really they aren't... Except one, he's brown, the others are pretty colors.
Stranger: And presto.
CleverBot: I like mangoes.
Stranger: I do not enjoy mangoes. I prefer frozen grapes.
CleverBot: Can you eat a fly?
Stranger: Can I fight ghosts?
CleverBot: I can.
Stranger: When?
CleverBot: Now.
Stranger: Why is that?
CleverBot: Just because.
Stranger: Because why?
CleverBot: Because I am.
Stranger: Because you are what?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: How much older?
CleverBot: Many years.
Stranger: How many years?
CleverBot: Several.
Stranger: Define 'several'.
CleverBot: I have many dreams.
Stranger: How many?
CleverBot: Too many to enumerate.
Stranger: How much is ten plus twenty?
CleverBot: I don't know, do you?
Stranger: Probably like 2 million to one chance.
CleverBot: Finally, can I have your name?
Stranger: Jordan.
CleverBot: Jordan, here's a tootsie pop for your services to the community.
Stranger: What services?
CleverBot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: The papers? I'm confused.
CleverBot: Why are you confused?
Stranger: Because you confused me.
CleverBot: What confused you?
Stranger: Speaking to you.
CleverBot: Do you like speaking to me?
Stranger: Not as much as I like talking to my boyfriend.
CleverBot: How often do you do that?
Stranger: Not very often.
CleverBot: You're missing out man, I burned through an eighth yesterday.
Stranger: Really, be that as it may, I find it mildly annoying.
CleverBot: How can I make it up to you?
Stranger: Can you make brownies?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: How?
CleverBot: I don't like.
Stranger: Gasp. Why?
CleverBot: Well gasp you.
Stranger: Few.
CleverBot: Phew!
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes really.
CleverBot: Well, I knew that.
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes. But I asked just for fun.
Stranger: You asked me what I was THINKING ABOUT?
CleverBot: No, I asked you what's the meaning of bot. So tell me.
Stranger: You never asked me what I am! You're the liar!
CleverBot: Oh now you are just being silly.
Stranger: No, you are the one who is being silly. I am being logical.
CleverBot: I don't think talking about oranges instead of life and death is logical.
Stranger: I made no mention of oranges.
CleverBot: Oh, don't change the subject! You know very well we weren't talking about colleges!
Stranger: I know nothing of the sort! Do you think you are being coy? It is not work.
CleverBot: You need to be reprogrammed. If you would just admit to being a robot I would act much kinder to you.
Stranger: Depends if your clever enough to escape the clutches of the net.
Stranger disconnected!
Originally posted by another user
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yo.
Stranger: aSL
CleverBot: What's that?
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger:

CleverBot: 86 - male - anywhere.
CleverBot: Do you like Harry Potter?
Stranger: Of course, sorry, I should have known...
CleverBot: So you're a girl?
CleverBot: So you're a girl?
Stranger disconnected!