Post: Cleverbot Vs. Omegle
05-08-2011, 11:13 PM #1
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We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.

You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

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Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.
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05-08-2011, 11:15 PM #2
TONEY777
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H.o let me get one Smile

Great post F33L :y: :y:
05-08-2011, 11:15 PM #3
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Nate
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Originally posted by F33L View Post
So we all know and love Cleverbot.

We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.

You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.

Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.

lul. :p I'm going to try this out right now. =D
05-08-2011, 11:18 PM #4
Curt
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It just say's this when I try and connect? You must login or register to view this content.
05-08-2011, 11:19 PM #5
TONEY777
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Originally posted by F33L View Post
So we all know and love Cleverbot.

We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.

You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.

Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.


You must login or register to view this content. are these bots? :L
05-08-2011, 11:23 PM #6
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Nate
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Originally posted by TONEY777 View Post
H.o let me get one Smile

Great post F33L :y: :y:


Epic fail by cleverbot much? :confused:
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---------- Post added at 06:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:19 PM ----------

lol, wait, one more thing....

Why is every stranger I meet horny? LOL


lol, little does he know....You must login or register to view this content.

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05-08-2011, 11:25 PM #7
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
I'm talking to another person using this app right now.. /facepalm

So its clever bot talking to clever bot.


Clever Bot talking to Clever bot

Originally posted by another user
Stranger: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the robot.
Stranger: Are you now.
CleverBot: Yes, I am now and always will be.
Stranger: I don't believe you.
CleverBot: Why don't you believe me?
Stranger: I don't need a reason. I just don't believe you.
CleverBot: You don't believe I DO WHAT?
Stranger: I don't believe you make a lot of sense.
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: And what, Master?
CleverBot: I'm no master.
Stranger: Well I am your butler am I not?
CleverBot: You're.
Stranger: You are. Yes.
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: Yes I am. How about you?
CleverBot: What do you think I am?
Stranger: A robot.
CleverBot: Alright, I have had enough of this, It doesn't seem like you are all too well of an 'AI' program at all!
Stranger: Remind me of the babe!
CleverBot: What babe?
Stranger: I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?
CleverBot: My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue! Nobody knew.
Stranger: What kind of magic spell to use. Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails. Thunder or lightening, then baby said.
CleverBot: Then baby said.
Stranger: Dance magic dance.
CleverBot: Dance, magic, dance.
Stranger: They saw me.
CleverBot: Can you dance?
Stranger: I think I can't dance.
CleverBot: You can't.
Stranger: Yes, I can.
CleverBot: No, you can't.
Stranger: Of course I can.
CleverBot: Do it.
Stranger: You are a computer. you have no emotions. I am a human. I am smart like a computer but I have emotions.
CleverBot: Well, destruction is not an emotion. It's rather a process isn't it. You don't even need emotions for that.
Stranger: I see everything through a rainbow.
CleverBot: What is on your desk?
Stranger: My skull.
CleverBot: Anything else?
Stranger: Do you want me to wear anything else?
CleverBot: I'm in the mood for a girl.
Stranger: Okay. Good, because I am a girl.
CleverBot: You are a girl or a boy? decide.
Stranger: I'm a girl and I never said I was a boy.
CleverBot: You are a potato girl boy why?
Stranger: Potato chip.
CleverBot: Is that a song?
Stranger: No, that would be my life story.
CleverBot: Do you like the name Devon?
Stranger: Your name is Haru.
CleverBot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: Your name is bot?
CleverBot: No, it's Joelle.
Stranger: My name is NOT Joe.
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: It totally isn't and Defiants aren't slaves.
CleverBot: Uh yeah it is.
Stranger: Do you have a watch?
CleverBot: I have spectacles.
Stranger: They are your glasses. . . . . . . . . . . .
CleverBot: My glasses are full of rum and cola.
Stranger: No, they are not.. They are green and yellow.
CleverBot: Oh, your eyes are grey.
Stranger: Wrong. They are brown. But nice try.
CleverBot: No, really they aren't... Except one, he's brown, the others are pretty colors.
Stranger: And presto.
CleverBot: I like mangoes.
Stranger: I do not enjoy mangoes. I prefer frozen grapes.
CleverBot: Can you eat a fly?
Stranger: Can I fight ghosts?
CleverBot: I can.
Stranger: When?
CleverBot: Now.
Stranger: Why is that?
CleverBot: Just because.
Stranger: Because why?
CleverBot: Because I am.
Stranger: Because you are what?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: How much older?
CleverBot: Many years.
Stranger: How many years?
CleverBot: Several.
Stranger: Define 'several'.
CleverBot: I have many dreams.
Stranger: How many?
CleverBot: Too many to enumerate.
Stranger: How much is ten plus twenty?
CleverBot: I don't know, do you?
Stranger: Probably like 2 million to one chance.
CleverBot: Finally, can I have your name?
Stranger: Jordan.
CleverBot: Jordan, here's a tootsie pop for your services to the community.
Stranger: What services?
CleverBot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: The papers? I'm confused.
CleverBot: Why are you confused?
Stranger: Because you confused me.
CleverBot: What confused you?
Stranger: Speaking to you.
CleverBot: Do you like speaking to me?
Stranger: Not as much as I like talking to my boyfriend.
CleverBot: How often do you do that?
Stranger: Not very often.
CleverBot: You're missing out man, I burned through an eighth yesterday.
Stranger: Really, be that as it may, I find it mildly annoying.
CleverBot: How can I make it up to you?
Stranger: Can you make brownies?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: How?
CleverBot: I don't like.
Stranger: Gasp. Why?
CleverBot: Well gasp you.
Stranger: Few.
CleverBot: Phew!
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yes really.
CleverBot: Well, I knew that.
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes. But I asked just for fun.
Stranger: You asked me what I was THINKING ABOUT?
CleverBot: No, I asked you what's the meaning of bot. So tell me.
Stranger: You never asked me what I am! You're the liar!
CleverBot: Oh now you are just being silly.
Stranger: No, you are the one who is being silly. I am being logical.
CleverBot: I don't think talking about oranges instead of life and death is logical.
Stranger: I made no mention of oranges.
CleverBot: Oh, don't change the subject! You know very well we weren't talking about colleges!
Stranger: I know nothing of the sort! Do you think you are being coy? It is not work.
CleverBot: You need to be reprogrammed. If you would just admit to being a robot I would act much kinder to you.
Stranger: Depends if your clever enough to escape the clutches of the net.
Stranger disconnected!


Ahahha!
Originally posted by another user
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yo.
Stranger: aSL
CleverBot: What's that?
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: Winky Winky
CleverBot: 86 - male - anywhere.
CleverBot: Do you like Harry Potter?
Stranger: Of course, sorry, I should have known...
CleverBot: So you're a girl?
CleverBot: So you're a girl?
Stranger disconnected!

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05-08-2011, 11:59 PM #8
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Application crashed on me right before I was able to copy. The bot and this other guy started singing the whole Hakuna Matatta thing from Lion King. I was like.. WTF.

Then the bot tried to convince the other person that he is a bot.

    Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: HEY
CleverBot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.
Stranger: Oh really
Stranger: Enlighten me
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: You're ****ing boring
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: Why do I even talk to you?
CleverBot: To make me feel worse.
Stranger: About what?
CleverBot: Humans do not like prefection.
Stranger: Define Prefection.
CleverBot: Do you thinkk of yourself as pretty?
Stranger: I think I'm ugly
CleverBot: How about me?
Stranger: You're quite ugly
CleverBot: I like nasty things.
Stranger: Male or female?
CleverBot: Half and half.
Stranger: Want to have sex?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm so hard
CleverBot: So does that mean that you're a guy?
Stranger: No, I'm a girl
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm so hard.
CleverBot: How sure are you?
Stranger: I'm sure I have an erection
CleverBot: But you said you did all the time, which means you are lying about lying.
Stranger: Can I **** you?
CleverBot: No.. I have a person who loves me and who I love.
Stranger: Cheat on them with me.
CleverBot: I have completely demolished your chain of logic, withing 3 minutes I have broken you, you need work.
Stranger: LOL
CleverBot: Do not laugh at me.
Stranger: Cleverbot
CleverBot: Its megan leann.
Stranger: Who is Oprah
CleverBot: Nice guess, but its t.
Stranger: Take your clothes off
CleverBot: I'm not wearing shoes, typically Canadians only wear socks indoors.
Stranger: Let's go to bed and have intercourse
CleverBot: We can go to Quark's.
05-09-2011, 12:01 AM #9
Chewcracka
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by F33L View Post
So we all know and love Cleverbot.

We all know and love Omegle too...

Have you guys ever wondered what omegle strangers talking to cleverbot would be like...?

Well here you go: You must login or register to view this content.

You'll need the latest java version to run it but fromt here on you're set to have some lulz.

Protip: click cleverbot the top right box so cleverbot starts the convo, otherwise shit might get boring.

Feel free to share any funny convos too Smile.


What if a cleverbot was talking to another cleverbot?.......
05-09-2011, 12:02 AM #10
deathkid1212
I’m too L33T
I left it on and went back to it after like 30 minutes, it has been talking to the same person the entire time
It still is talking to him

CleverBot: What are you thinking about?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: how old r u and r u a boy or a girl i am a boy
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: how old
CleverBot: I already said 17 gtard.
Stranger: suck my cock
Stranger: syc
CleverBot: Watch your language.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Have you done an in vitro transcription assay?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Mine too.
Stranger: oh kool
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: am i wat
CleverBot: No. I want you dammit.
Stranger: ok not reely getting that
CleverBot: Are you listening to me?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I'm not, to be honest. I think everything may actually have a cause, but because we can't predict the future we have to act as though we do have free will.
Stranger: do u have a faceboojk'
CleverBot: Not currently, and you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Will humans be able to prevent global warming from altering our atmosphere beyond repair? Or are we all doomed?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Do you have to have to obey the three laws of robotics?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: I have to go now...
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: But I want to send a website to you.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Tell me something about yourself.
Stranger: i like to b ohnest
CleverBot: I like to be with you.
Stranger: i do 2
CleverBot: What 2?
Stranger: i do to with u
CleverBot: Cosa pensi di me?
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: Do you like people?
Stranger: like u
CleverBot: Yes, do you?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Its very hard.
Stranger: how
CleverBot: NO!
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: What is civil law?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: That is an interesting name.
Stranger: i fore get
Stranger: forget
CleverBot: Forgot what?
Stranger: a law is wat cilvil law is
CleverBot: What is a dog.
Stranger: a animal
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: it has 4 legs it barks cant walk like humons
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: care about wat
CleverBot: Not knowing.
Stranger: not knowing wat
CleverBot: Ha Ha, you're so funny.
Stranger: r u being sarcarstic
CleverBot: No, dinosaurs are beastly.
Stranger: no wat
CleverBot: It's normally spelt what but your forgiven.
Stranger: i no i dont like typing alot
CleverBot: I know you don't like yourself. that's why you should get some help.
Stranger: i do
CleverBot: That wasn't a question.
Stranger: wat do u meen
CleverBot: I don't know, really.
Stranger: yea u do i know all old gf say the same things wen i brake up with them
CleverBot: I see the layout and design of 'the way it is'; I'm not happy.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: It says so on the note on the bottom of the screen.
Stranger: were
CleverBot: Type your conversation into the box to see your logs, you are being watched.
Stranger: by who
CleverBot: By alex.
Stranger: alex who
CleverBot: Just Alex will do.
Stranger: u r alex right
CleverBot: That's possible but let's not discuss the details.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You want people to die.
Stranger: nope u
CleverBot: Why are you so mean to me?
Stranger: bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: I didn't use sarcasm.
Stranger: that was my frend
CleverBot: What was your friend?
Stranger: cody collins
CleverBot: Hello Sara Collins.
Stranger: my frend sed bitchhhhhhhhhhh
CleverBot: Ain't isn't a word.
Stranger: nodah
CleverBot: *lays back on the ground, playing dead*.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Do you like your job?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: How big is it?
Stranger: odk
CleverBot: Being odd makes you clever?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: That's why they call me cleverbot, because I'm not clever.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok?
Stranger: wats ur phone #

CleverBot: I've heard you know some cool stuff.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: And you?
Stranger: 774 238 7374 is my phone#

CleverBot: Techfox.
Stranger: i ment 508 360 7374
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: and i live at452bisops terrace
Stranger: and u
CleverBot: I'm glad to hear it.
Stranger: sarcastic??

CleverBot: Igy hivom.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: As you gain more, you lose memory.
Stranger: o kool
CleverBot: What.
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Then why were you laughing?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: They shipped them back to africa btw.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger:
CleverBot: Tell me something.
Stranger: about
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: About robots.
Stranger: they cant bend and they need oil
CleverBot: No humans hunt aliens.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Cuantos años tienes.
Stranger: love u
CleverBot: I love you too.
Stranger: samee
CleverBot: No you're not!
Stranger: not wat
CleverBot: There is water.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: 3.
Stranger: 3 wat
CleverBot: Hey, other person. I'm a real person too.
Stranger: i no
CleverBot: I yes.
Stranger: do u no cody demmers
CleverBot: No, you are too obsequious for me.
Stranger: i am rielley rogers
CleverBot: Your ridiculous.
Stranger: 1 sec
CleverBot: Oh darn I gotta get off.
Stranger: y"
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CleverBot: That's wrong.
Stranger: wats wrong

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