Post: Texts from last night
05-31-2011, 01:21 AM #1
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Originally posted by another user
(404):

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.


(1-404):

Two?


(404):

Two.


Originally posted by another user
(571):

So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.


Originally posted by another user
(30Cool Man (aka Tustin):

I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad


Originally posted by another user
(619):

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room


Originally posted by another user
(416):

Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?


Originally posted by another user
(305):

I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.


Originally posted by another user
(314):

I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!


(1-314):

What?


(314):

I have a yeast infection.


Im still browsing this site at the moment just thought id post a few that made me lol,please have a look and post any good ones you find or any that you or a friend has sent when intoxicated thanks lads.

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Grimsley33, Sempiternal
05-31-2011, 12:30 PM #11
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That is what I call a successful night out :y:Cool Man (aka Tustin)
05-31-2011, 01:01 PM #12
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It wasn't my dad Sad Awesome
05-31-2011, 02:22 PM #13
what you can do for some laughs is ask a bud for their phone when theyre off their face and swap a number that you think theyd text a lot and messed up shit with their mothers phone number. i had this done to me but i recognised the number because i am a mommas boy after all Cool Man (aka Tustin)

but you get the idea, some fun times if you do it right.
05-31-2011, 07:44 PM #14
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05-31-2011, 07:46 PM #15
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Two? Two. lmfao
05-31-2011, 09:33 PM #16
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Originally posted by Michael
Have you ever sent a text when you were totally intoxicated and forgotten you sent it because you were so pissed well this site remembers lol heres a few that made me lol.
















Im still browsing this site at the moment just thought id post a few that made me lol,please have a look and post any good ones you find or any that you or a friend has sent when intoxicated thanks lads.

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I remember when I was at a friends 16th, and I came home absolutely wasted. When I got home I decided to call a girl from high school, and I was all horny down the phone, she told me about it the next day, good times! <3
05-31-2011, 09:35 PM #17
Lol good stuff Happy !
06-01-2011, 05:45 AM #18
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I think number two is fake I mean who is going to be texting their friend some shit like that and be all perfect on punctuation? Especially the colen come on...
06-01-2011, 10:25 AM #19
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The website doesn't record them, people submit them.

It's amusing, but you know that 75% plus of the content on that site is made up by kids with no lives trying to be funny.

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