Post: Texts from last night
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05-31-2011, 01:21 AM
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Michael Collins
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Originally posted by another user
(404):
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404):
Two?
(404):
Two.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404):
Two?
(404):
Two.
Originally posted by another user
(571):
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Originally posted by another user
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:
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
: I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Originally posted by another user
(619):
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Originally posted by another user
(416):
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Originally posted by another user
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Originally posted by another user
(314):
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
(1-314):
What?
(314):
I have a yeast infection.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
(1-314):
What?
(314):
I have a yeast infection.
Im still browsing this site at the moment just thought id post a few that made me lol,please have a look and post any good ones you find or any that you or a friend has sent when intoxicated thanks lads.
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06-02-2011, 04:09 AM
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(440):
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up ****ing in a random tennis court.
(+44):
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
(727):
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
(440):
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up ****ing in a random tennis court.
(+44):
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
(727):
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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