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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
#1
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
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Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-29-2011, 01:34 AM
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Gambler....
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Originally posted by DiJiTaLGoDz
I am 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me
Dude I told you I didn't want an add on ngu about me /facepalm This may be an E-Whoring site, but not E-Harmony.
06-29-2011, 02:36 AM
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TheMagicPancake
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06-29-2011, 02:52 AM
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Shootprado
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06-29-2011, 03:33 AM
#24
Originally posted by Just4Hax
No offense to anyone here.
But a question:
If a non-staff member made this, would it be closed on the spot?
But a question:
If a non-staff member made this, would it be closed on the spot?
note the colour of my name:
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now, once you have seen my name (this may be difficult for you man, im sorry for putting pressure on your intelligence levels or a strain on your brain but please endure this for a moment) remember it, just take in what colour my name is...
do you still have it in your mind? if youve remembered this huge issue for all of 2 seconds until youve reached this point, compare the colour of my name with the order of colours used on this site for different types of members:
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if you take a moment, or possibly in your case a solid hour, of concentration youll get the idea.
to assist your comprehension further; TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ : I am not a staff-member/ I am a non-staff member.
No offense to anyone here.
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06-29-2011, 03:40 AM
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Just4Hax
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
note the colour of my name:
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now, once you have seen my name (this may be difficult for you man, im sorry for putting pressure on your intelligence levels or a strain on your brain but please endure this for a moment) remember it, just take in what colour my name is...
do you still have it in your mind? if youve remembered this huge issue for all of 2 seconds until youve reached this point, compare the colour of my name with the order of colours used on this site for different types of members:
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if you take a moment, or possibly in your case a solid hour, of concentration youll get the idea.
to assist your comprehension further; TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ : I am not a staff-member/ I am a non-staff member.
No offense to anyone here.
You must login or register to view this content.
now, once you have seen my name (this may be difficult for you man, im sorry for putting pressure on your intelligence levels or a strain on your brain but please endure this for a moment) remember it, just take in what colour my name is...
do you still have it in your mind? if youve remembered this huge issue for all of 2 seconds until youve reached this point, compare the colour of my name with the order of colours used on this site for different types of members:
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if you take a moment, or possibly in your case a solid hour, of concentration youll get the idea.
to assist your comprehension further; TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ : I am not a staff-member/ I am a non-staff member.
No offense to anyone here.
What I meant was that you belonged to staff at one point. Sorry for any miscommunication.
06-29-2011, 03:49 AM
#26
iCopy
YOLO
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
note the colour of my name:
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now, once you have seen my name (this may be difficult for you man, im sorry for putting pressure on your intelligence levels or a strain on your brain but please endure this for a moment) remember it, just take in what colour my name is...
do you still have it in your mind? if youve remembered this huge issue for all of 2 seconds until youve reached this point, compare the colour of my name with the order of colours used on this site for different types of members:
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if you take a moment, or possibly in your case a solid hour, of concentration youll get the idea.
to assist your comprehension further; TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ : I am not a staff-member/ I am a non-staff member.
No offense to anyone here.
You must login or register to view this content.
now, once you have seen my name (this may be difficult for you man, im sorry for putting pressure on your intelligence levels or a strain on your brain but please endure this for a moment) remember it, just take in what colour my name is...
do you still have it in your mind? if youve remembered this huge issue for all of 2 seconds until youve reached this point, compare the colour of my name with the order of colours used on this site for different types of members:
You must login or register to view this content.
if you take a moment, or possibly in your case a solid hour, of concentration youll get the idea.
to assist your comprehension further; TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ : I am not a staff-member/ I am a non-staff member.
No offense to anyone here.
I think what he means is your well known on this site and if a nobody made this thread it would be closed
06-29-2011, 03:53 AM
#27
Gambler....
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06-29-2011, 03:54 AM
#28
Originally posted by iCopy
I think what he means is your well known on this site and if a random person no one knows about made this thread it would be close
but what's his issue? why would he think that a perfectly good thread would be closed?
Originally posted by Just4Hax
What I meant was that you belonged to staff at one point. Sorry for any miscommunication.
but what's your issue? why would you think that a perfectly good thread would be closed?
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