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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
#1
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
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Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-29-2011, 03:58 AM
#29
iCopy
YOLO
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
but what's his issue? why would he think that a perfectly good thread would be closed?
but what's your issue? why would you think that a perfectly good thread would be closed?
but what's your issue? why would you think that a perfectly good thread would be closed?
idk but at least you posted this in general discussion where you can talk about anything
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06-29-2011, 04:07 AM
#32
Originally posted by MATT23116
There comes a time when a man is simply posting not to joke, or troll, but to simply find love. If you can't just let the man be happy then that is sad.
finally, another human being on this forum that takes into consideration the emotional distress put on people like me by all the bystanders leaving degrading, snide remarks when all im looking for a nice lady to speak with while solely concentrating on her and not murdering her. Thank you for clearing things up with that utter troll!
Originally posted by Console
I was talking about when you told the kid to stop trolling, silly :dumb:
If that's towards me then what kid??? I made no mention of an underage person, because if you're thinking it I have never taken part in the gang raping of a minor. Stop instigating such bizarre shit and trying to hijack my posts.
06-29-2011, 04:09 AM
#33
xxzero26xx
Brute
06-29-2011, 04:12 AM
#34
Originally posted by xxzero26xx
dude pedi alert you didnt even mention your age it seems like your trying to pick up little girls jsut saying
What? Why?...do you think picking up little girls would be better than normal women? Just out of curiosity, just how young do you suggest? Hypothetically speaking of course, I'd never go far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like.
06-29-2011, 04:15 AM
#35
xxzero26xx
Brute
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
What? Why?...do you think picking up little girls would be better than normal women? Just out of curiosity, just how young do you suggest? Hypothetically speaking of course, I'd never go far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like.
Dude the fact that you didnt mention your name and your trying to pick up little girls is awkward and weird
06-29-2011, 04:24 AM
#36
Originally posted by xxzero26xx
Dude the fact that you didnt mention your name and your trying to pick up little girls is awkward and weird
But if I said my name people could find me, and I don't want to be found by any creeps like you that are suggesting for me to pick up little girls over the internet. All I'm looking for is some companionship from a like-minded female member on here and you bombard me with instructions to try and get underaged girls making this all awkward and weird.
And what else is needed when I have a beard like I do?
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