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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
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I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
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tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-29-2011, 11:04 AM
#58
Originally posted by xX
there are girls on this site but come on mods close this awful thread
Quit cock blocking. We ain't all playas like you XxxXXxxXXXxX--AIDAN-xXXXxXXXXXX
Originally posted by Ben
Why do you always make these stupid pointless threads? If a non prem/prem made this then it would get closed /facepalm
Why do you always give your stupid opinion on great threads? If I even came close to giving a fugg about any possible input you could make I would show it.
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06-29-2011, 01:50 PM
#59
PussayPatrol
I'm a neat monster...
06-30-2011, 02:39 AM
#62
Kill_tony485
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
haha damnn then i'm a real macho-man; lol >.<
06-30-2011, 03:21 AM
#63
SweatyMidgets
Swagger Swagger
06-30-2011, 03:14 PM
#64
Night Wolf
Rescue Me
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
HI whores of NextGenUpdate,
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
You must login or register to view this content.
Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
You must login or register to view this content.
Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
The beard totally doesn't make you look like a murderer.
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