Originally posted by RAGEVSFURY
I take it you've had some experience with said situation? lmao

Or is that just your imagination?

Then again,the cops might ask : So where's the third person shootin' with the camera while you're doin' the deed?:p
"It's a small production officer. I am the director, producer, editor, camera-man, and lead supporting actor. It saves a lot more money this way. This young woman here is the lead actress and she's working on a single payment commission, ÂŁ200 for one night. She agreed to a flat rate payment rather than any profit shares, however I shall be paying myself out of the profits. Naturally, I will be listing all sales for tax purposes as I've shown here...
Income - 1 copy of film bought - ÂŁ8.50 (I bought it myself).
Expenses - 1 blank DVD, electricity, commissioned actress fee, digital camera, hotel room rent, - ÂŁ403.50
Total profit - ÂŁ-395
Tax (at 20%) owed - ÂŁ0
If that'll be all officer, I'd like to get back to shagging my actress... considering this film is costing me money, I'm going to at least enjoy it. Thank you."