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If I wanted my own comeback, I would've gotten in back off your mum's chin.

:y: if you get it

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People who think they are hard say "I'm going to bang you." i reply, "what with? 2 cans of tannerite."

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Someone says "You look like shit!" You reply "Do you now? You do look a bit ****ed."

Something with "Your mother" in it is a general favorite.

You noob goml

well then that maybe so, but it does not change the fact that you have a vibrating dildo up your ass
or if its a I ****ed your mom last night I would say well I was adopted by a gay couple & since you ****ed my mom yesterday & if yesterday was(yesterdays day) then it was Tyrone turn to be the mom & he was a xcon so I hope you had fun with a 200 pound black guy.

I tend to get the funniest reactions. I.E I used the second one on some guy talking shit. Now everyone calls him gay. Then I insult him with your the reason why ted & Tyrone broke up you ass.

"You're a PENGUIN!" lol

well my friend was playing cod and he was arguing with this boy and he said to him he was going to dig my friends nan up and give her a baldy :happycry: i was bad laughing

I always say after im insulted:
Me: "Hey guess what?"
Them: "What?"
Me: "Fcuk you"
THE END

You ain't got no pancake mix