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If I wanted my own comeback, I would've gotten in back off your mum's chin.

:y: if you get it

I usually just say "sweet dude" cause i think its pointless fighting over ps3 / xbox

If someone says my dick is ".............. inches/miles long," or they say my dick is bigger than yours, you say The one in your ass dont count

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?"

'Come at me bro. :fyea:'

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ha ha definitely gonna use that shit man, even if i just copy and paste it from your post. best one in the thread because of just how harsh it is :y:

From my mate rob:

Guy "Shut up fat-ass"
Rob: "Yeh I am fat, thats because every time I **** your mum, she gives me a cookie!"

"I know you are but what am I?"

Cool story bro.:y:

A few years ago someone told me "talk to me when your balls drop" then I said "They already have in your mothers mouth."

Another kid said what time is it and I said idk i lost it when i was fisting your mother!