(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, today, I'm home from college to get my wisdom teeth out. Hooray.

Everyone said "it's so painful" and, "You're going to have
chipmunk cheeks". Well, I say F**k it.
I'm telling the oral surgeon I don't want any sedation.
I want to be fully conscious and in fact I'm drinking 5 Red Bulls before I go
and I'm eating at least 10 Pixie Sticks and blasting dubstep through my iPod to stay pumped up. And after, I don't even want any painkillers.
F**k Vicodin. I don't need that shit. I'm a ******* man!

Yeah, I'm lying out my ass right now.
I'm actually quite nervous because I don't like the dentist. Then again who does?
I don't know what to expect, and the thought that
I'll be sedated and asleep while someone is digging around in my mouth
pulling out teeth is a little creepy to me. It brings memories back of
when I watched The Human Centipede.
I just want this to be over with.


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As one can see, I'm totally thrilled after having my teeth ripped out of my face.

Your face will look like.. Well this - :megusta:
For five days, have fun.

post a pic of your face after xD

Yeah I was planning on doing that lol

wow i really needed to read this

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I was awake but my gums were numb. My wisdom teeth were barely poking out so they had to cut my gums to get them out and sew them together with stitches. The only pain I felt was when he poked my gums with the 6 inch needle that was very thick and had to go very deep to numb my gums completely. What sucks is that I had to get that shot in each corner of my mouth so by the 4th time I was literally crying. But after that he just made a smal incision and with a hammer and some other thing he hit my teeth until they shattered and then pulled them out. That was the last time I went to the dentist. It has been over 5 years now...

I was a wimp, i had the same stuff women have when the give birth

I just got a needle to the top of my mouth then i couldnt feel a thing all i heard was a bad crunching noise i had my'n out 4 years ago when i was 14

Good luck bro

9 out of 10 dentists sexually abuse their sedated patients. Youre not only getting your wisdom teeth out, you're also getting your rectum resized

I had 1 wisdom tooth taken out while awake, you can't feel any pain, just pulling and some crunching sounds.

It was quite traumatic though, the pulling was making me feel sick because I was anticipating pain. Sweat was dripping from my head :lol: