(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, today, I'm home from college to get my wisdom teeth out. Hooray.

Everyone said "it's so painful" and, "You're going to have
chipmunk cheeks". Well, I say F**k it.
I'm telling the oral surgeon I don't want any sedation.
I want to be fully conscious and in fact I'm drinking 5 Red Bulls before I go
and I'm eating at least 10 Pixie Sticks and blasting dubstep through my iPod to stay pumped up. And after, I don't even want any painkillers.
F**k Vicodin. I don't need that shit. I'm a ******* man!

Yeah, I'm lying out my ass right now.
I'm actually quite nervous because I don't like the dentist. Then again who does?
I don't know what to expect, and the thought that
I'll be sedated and asleep while someone is digging around in my mouth
pulling out teeth is a little creepy to me. It brings memories back of
when I watched The Human Centipede.
I just want this to be over with.


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As one can see, I'm totally thrilled after having my teeth ripped out of my face.

Yup :y:
some people are lucky though and it causes no problems for them. Therefore they don't have to get them taken out. Like "Reaper". That son of a bitch :carling:

Wow, you really needed to be a fag?

I swear to God that my mom's friend died after having her wisdom teeth removed. She ended up with a blood clot and then yea....

I cried like a bitch.

im not a cigarette

I wouldn't be surprised these days. Ive honestly heard of so many stories of people dying from the simplest operations. For example, my old high school Calculus teacher
said that a relative of one of his friends died from a blood clot in her leg after having surgery on her arm. No joke. Crazy ass shit these days.