(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So think about it. So many people actually do believe the world is going to end in 2012. Those people probably have some good loot. I'm going to try to capitalize on that. So this is what I posted on craigslist: :carling:

I'll take your stuff for 2012 (Valencia)

Date: 2011-12-31, 12:04PM PST
Reply to: [email][email protected][/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

So the 2012 Phenomenon is coming. With that event just under a year away, it's probably time for you to start thinking about getting rid of some of your worldly possessions that you won't be needing when the Earth and you are dead and gone. Sure, you could sell it and make a nice profit. But what's the point? I highly doubt they take USD in the afterlife. That's where I come in. I have a plan to put some use to other peoples' stuff during this final year of humanity. If you've got some stuff that you want to get rid of, I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you. Who knows. Maybe you've got some sins that you'd like to repent so you get in good with the man upstairs? What better way to repent than by donating materialistic possessions to someone who will put them to good use? Think about it...

Things I'll be glad to take off your hands:

Money
Cars
Musical Instruments
Houses
Priceless Family Heirlooms (to be put into a time capsule and sent into space. (I have connections with NASA))
More Money
Big Screen TV's
Motorcycles, Boats, RV's
Summer Homes
Un-used Air Line Miles
Computers or other Electronics
Weapons or Firearms

And basically anything else you can think of, just email me and tell me what you want to give up to secure a seat in paradise.

What do I mean by putting these things to a "good use"? Well, a number of things; Giving them to the needy, donating them to the homeless, donating them to museums, enjoying them for myself, etc etc..

So give up your stuff today and rest easy knowing that you don't have to worry about a certain thing will just sit and collect dust during the grand event. Email me today!

Location: Valencia
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Now I know some of you might say: "But Knucks, that has your email in it, aren't you worried about spam!?!?"

My answer is no. Not worried about some real life trolls from craigslist. I can always delete the email :p


Thoughts, opinions?

lmfao, any emails by people yet? xD

Weapons or Firearms

It's true so come to basement ,I have alot of snickers in my basement .

you sir are a f*cking genius

And the thing is, I absolutely will take things if people offer them to me. So this guy emailed me SO BUTTHURT that I did this. I'll be posting the entire email correspondence for everyone to read, along with his email for all of you to enjoy

Thank God my V-bux and rep exisit in the virtual word and I can continue to use them after the Mayan "we can influence retards for 10 thousand years" prediction comes true:p

u complete legend ha

haha this is amazing

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haha plus i posted the link on facebook, maybe it will get you some business

Thoughts: You are my hero.