Post: I really did post this
12-31-2011, 08:07 PM #1
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So think about it. So many people actually do believe the world is going to end in 2012. Those people probably have some good loot. I'm going to try to capitalize on that. So this is what I posted on craigslist: :carling:

I'll take your stuff for 2012 (Valencia)

Date: 2011-12-31, 12:04PM PST
Reply to: [email][email protected][/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

So the 2012 Phenomenon is coming. With that event just under a year away, it's probably time for you to start thinking about getting rid of some of your worldly possessions that you won't be needing when the Earth and you are dead and gone. Sure, you could sell it and make a nice profit. But what's the point? I highly doubt they take USD in the afterlife. That's where I come in. I have a plan to put some use to other peoples' stuff during this final year of humanity. If you've got some stuff that you want to get rid of, I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you. Who knows. Maybe you've got some sins that you'd like to repent so you get in good with the man upstairs? What better way to repent than by donating materialistic possessions to someone who will put them to good use? Think about it...

Things I'll be glad to take off your hands:

Money
Cars
Musical Instruments
Houses
Priceless Family Heirlooms (to be put into a time capsule and sent into space. (I have connections with NASA))
More Money
Big Screen TV's
Motorcycles, Boats, RV's
Summer Homes
Un-used Air Line Miles
Computers or other Electronics
Weapons or Firearms

And basically anything else you can think of, just email me and tell me what you want to give up to secure a seat in paradise.

What do I mean by putting these things to a "good use"? Well, a number of things; Giving them to the needy, donating them to the homeless, donating them to museums, enjoying them for myself, etc etc..

So give up your stuff today and rest easy knowing that you don't have to worry about a certain thing will just sit and collect dust during the grand event. Email me today!

Location: Valencia
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Now I know some of you might say: "But Knucks, that has your email in it, aren't you worried about spam!?!?"

My answer is no. Not worried about some real life trolls from craigslist. I can always delete the email :p


Thoughts, opinions?
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01-05-2012, 01:10 AM #20
Mr-Speedy
U wont @ me doe
Exactly, when it ends, it ends. Why worry yourself about the date, just live your life and when the end does come, you wont have regrets. And back to the OP, I really should do this too, its quite a great idea.
01-05-2012, 01:21 AM #21
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
Originally posted by Winning View Post
I feel like this has been done before.


Originally posted by kane212v2isgay View Post
Probably has been done thousands of times before.



Yeah I'm positive other people have done this for pretty much every end of the world scenario since the beginning of time.. I in no way make any claim that this is an original idea.

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