Post: I really did post this
12-31-2011, 08:07 PM #1
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So think about it. So many people actually do believe the world is going to end in 2012. Those people probably have some good loot. I'm going to try to capitalize on that. So this is what I posted on craigslist: :carling:

I'll take your stuff for 2012 (Valencia)

Date: 2011-12-31, 12:04PM PST
Reply to: [email][email protected][/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

So the 2012 Phenomenon is coming. With that event just under a year away, it's probably time for you to start thinking about getting rid of some of your worldly possessions that you won't be needing when the Earth and you are dead and gone. Sure, you could sell it and make a nice profit. But what's the point? I highly doubt they take USD in the afterlife. That's where I come in. I have a plan to put some use to other peoples' stuff during this final year of humanity. If you've got some stuff that you want to get rid of, I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you. Who knows. Maybe you've got some sins that you'd like to repent so you get in good with the man upstairs? What better way to repent than by donating materialistic possessions to someone who will put them to good use? Think about it...

Things I'll be glad to take off your hands:

Money
Cars
Musical Instruments
Houses
Priceless Family Heirlooms (to be put into a time capsule and sent into space. (I have connections with NASA))
More Money
Big Screen TV's
Motorcycles, Boats, RV's
Summer Homes
Un-used Air Line Miles
Computers or other Electronics
Weapons or Firearms

And basically anything else you can think of, just email me and tell me what you want to give up to secure a seat in paradise.

What do I mean by putting these things to a "good use"? Well, a number of things; Giving them to the needy, donating them to the homeless, donating them to museums, enjoying them for myself, etc etc..

So give up your stuff today and rest easy knowing that you don't have to worry about a certain thing will just sit and collect dust during the grand event. Email me today!

Location: Valencia
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingISad Awesome 2777240417

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Now I know some of you might say: "But Knucks, that has your email in it, aren't you worried about spam!?!?"

My answer is no. Not worried about some real life trolls from craigslist. I can always delete the email :p


Thoughts, opinions?
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01-03-2012, 05:19 PM #11
Jakob
[move]Enzo[/move]
The best part is I bet some crazy ass people will actually give you stuff lol this is great
01-03-2012, 05:47 PM #12
Anyone that believes the world is going to end in 2012 is clearly a retard!
01-04-2012, 07:40 PM #13
Chaz
Tremble Underfoot
Originally posted by Knucks View Post
So think about it. So many people actually do believe the world is going to end in 2012. Those people probably have some good loot. I'm going to try to capitalize on that. So this is what I posted on craigslist: :carling:

I'll take your stuff for 2012 (Valencia)

Date: 2011-12-31, 12:04PM PST
Reply to: [EMAIL="[email protected]"][email protected][/EMAIL] [Errors when replying to ads?]

So the 2012 Phenomenon is coming. With that event just under a year away, it's probably time for you to start thinking about getting rid of some of your worldly possessions that you won't be needing when the Earth and you are dead and gone. Sure, you could sell it and make a nice profit. But what's the point? I highly doubt they take USD in the afterlife. That's where I come in. I have a plan to put some use to other peoples' stuff during this final year of humanity. If you've got some stuff that you want to get rid of, I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you. Who knows. Maybe you've got some sins that you'd like to repent so you get in good with the man upstairs? What better way to repent than by donating materialistic possessions to someone who will put them to good use? Think about it...

Things I'll be glad to take off your hands:

Money
Cars
Musical Instruments
Houses
Priceless Family Heirlooms (to be put into a time capsule and sent into space. (I have connections with NASA))
More Money
Big Screen TV's
Motorcycles, Boats, RV's
Summer Homes
Un-used Air Line Miles
Computers or other Electronics
Weapons or Firearms

And basically anything else you can think of, just email me and tell me what you want to give up to secure a seat in paradise.

What do I mean by putting these things to a "good use"? Well, a number of things; Giving them to the needy, donating them to the homeless, donating them to museums, enjoying them for myself, etc etc..

So give up your stuff today and rest easy knowing that you don't have to worry about a certain thing will just sit and collect dust during the grand event. Email me today!

Location: Valencia
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingISad Awesome 2777240417

And the actual link to the post: You must login or register to view this content.


Now I know some of you might say: "But Knucks, that has your email in it, aren't you worried about spam!?!?"

My answer is no. Not worried about some real life trolls from craigslist. I can always delete the email :p


Thoughts, opinions?


:lol: This is classic haha
01-04-2012, 07:43 PM #14
You sir, are quite possibly the smartest person evar.
01-05-2012, 12:28 AM #15
I know some of you dont share my beliefs and i respect that, but whenever one of these dumbass predictions come up this quote sticks in my mind.

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

According to my belief the people who make predictions are retarded as evidenced by the bible =D
01-05-2012, 12:36 AM #16
Kane500
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by TrueScopes View Post
I know some of you dont share my beliefs and i respect that, but whenever one of these dumbass predictions come up this quote sticks in my mind.

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

According to my belief the people who make predictions are retarded as evidenced by the bible =D


Good thing the bible is pure fiction.

The 2012 shit is like 2000. Just a different reason why the world is ending.
01-05-2012, 12:36 AM #17
Winning
Former Staff
I feel like this has been done before.
01-05-2012, 12:39 AM #18
Kane500
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by Winning View Post
I feel like this has been done before.


Probably has been done thousands of times before.
01-05-2012, 01:04 AM #19
Originally posted by kane212v2isgay View Post
Good thing the bible is pure fiction.

The 2012 shit is like 2000. Just a different reason why the world is ending.


Yeah the infamous all electronics will fail and spell doom for humanity.
Although I believe in the bible and don't see it as fiction, I respect your opinion, and will not argue with you.
The world was supposed to end twice last year ie Harold Camping, so I will believe it when I see it however I make a point to live day to day and take each day for what it is true the world may end tomorrow, 50 years from now, maybe 100 years from now maybe 1,000 years but when it does happen there is nothing you can do so there is no sence worrying about it.

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