Post: The Goodnight Kiss
08-18-2009, 11:04 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him:(horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

Her:"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you... "


Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
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08-18-2009, 11:06 PM #2
AgentJon
Former Staff
Stop putting all those symbols in the thread title -.-.
08-18-2009, 11:11 PM #3
crazyshotx
Error… Cat invasion!
lol nice...
08-18-2009, 11:12 PM #4
Originally posted by AgentJon View Post
Stop putting all those symbols in the thread title -.-.


why? it's just unicode, and this site supports it, didnt see any rule, saying NOT to.

i even have a thread i posted AWHILE back, how to trick out ur threads w/ unicode
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08-18-2009, 11:13 PM #5
crazyshotx
Error… Cat invasion!
lol dude tell him whats up lmao jk
08-18-2009, 11:14 PM #6
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by TRIFLENx69 View Post
why? it's just unicode, and this site supports it, didnt see any rule, saying NOT to.

i even have a thread i posted AWHILE back, how to trick out ur threads w/ unicode
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Lol, it just tends to bother me sometimes :p.
08-19-2009, 12:30 AM #7
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Lmao...but where did the intercom come from?
08-19-2009, 12:39 AM #8
lmao this is funny
08-19-2009, 12:53 AM #9
Is that on an advert or in a movies or somethin? I can recognise it
08-19-2009, 02:02 AM #10
this is gud pretty funny

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