Post: The Goodnight Kiss
08-18-2009, 11:04 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him:(horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

Her:"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you... "


Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
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08-19-2009, 02:10 AM #11
crazyshotx
Error… Cat invasion!
lol yea it is good
08-19-2009, 03:05 AM #12
Originally posted by K1LL View Post
Lmao...but where did the intercom come from?


"he leans with his hand against the wall" -on the intercom
08-19-2009, 03:08 AM #13
crazyshotx
Error… Cat invasion!
where u find this
08-19-2009, 03:10 AM #14
Originally posted by crazyshotx View Post
where u find this


one of my friends told it to me, thought it was funny, so i thought i'd post it, and share it with the community.
08-19-2009, 04:36 AM #15
crazyshotx
Error… Cat invasion!
lol thats great
08-19-2009, 04:40 AM #16
This is a forward through emails
08-19-2009, 05:50 AM #17
Dopey
NGU :/
pretty funny but title is annoying

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